I wish I was in the band Gorillaz, but I'm not whaaa! oh BTW I found my old documents so I'm uploading them again in the old/new format! Hurray! Anyway R&R oh BTW I wrote this years ago lol but I'll have some new shit up like the revenge of...oh I can't tell you! You'll have to read!


The band was driving down a bumpy highway, Murdoc as usual puffing on his cigarette, 2-D, uh I guess he's just sitting there, Russel is well half a sleep, and Noodle looked like she was going to be sick! (I wouldn't blame her, especially if Murdoc was driving)

"Oy Noodle love, ya ok?" 2-D asked as Noodle looked up at 2-D, she smiled and nodded.

"Hai, I am ok 2-D Sama, just a little sick, and tired." 2-D smiled and took Noodle's hand and smelled it, it was a sweet butter milk smell...or maybe he was smelling his own hand...; he released it and turned to Murdoc.

"Oy Murdoc, are we almost there?"

"We'll be there in A COUPLE OF BLOODY FUCKING HOURS!"

"Sorry for asking, geez." 2-D ruffled his cyan hair, and turned to Noodle he smiled at her, Noodle would be turning 22 tomorrow, 2-D was only in his 30, but he still loved her... wait STILL love her? This was wacky, he hit himself.

"2-D Onii-san, are you ok?"

"Er... yeah, jus' a bug." He lied

Murdoc looked at the two with his mismatched eyes and popped another cigarette in his mouth; 2-D also popped a cigarette in his mouth, but he didn't light it...he didn't have a lighter, so he just left it hanging in his mouth.

And a couple of weeks ago, 2-D and Noodle had sex with out meaning to; they were drunk badly at Murdoc's party, and never realized what they were doing until next morning.

Now all Noodle wore was baggy jeans and lose shirts, though 2-D never knew why, Noodle yawned and laid her head on 2-D's shoulder, and fell asleep, he smiled at her and turned to Murdoc.

"So are ye excited?" Murdoc asked, his cigarette slightly hanging from his mouth

"'Bout gettin' to where we're goin'? Yeah."

"NO! You stupid twit! About becoming a dad!...Again!"


OH cliffys! chapter 2 will be up, no worries! I found my old files! Yes!