Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. Unfortunately.

A/N Please read.

Life So Far.

It was a month since Artemis had returned from Hybras. Before Artemis had gone home to his parents he had spent a couple of days changing his birth certificate and other such documents to say that he was only meant to be fourteen years old. Then, when he arrived at Fowl Manor, he mesmorised his parents into believing that he had never disappeared. He also purchased blue contact lenses to hide his hazel eye.

Life resumed to how it was before Artemis' trip. Artemis also found that he got along with his younger siblings, Myles and Beckett, even though they were of average intelligence for their age. Butler joked that Artemis had taken all the genius genes for himself. Artemis had eventually gotten over it.

The only major difference in Artemis' life was Minerva. When Artemis' parents found out that Artemis had made a friend they were overjoyed. Even more so when they discovered that his friend was a girl. Their little Arty was growing up! They quickly got in touch with Gaspard and arranged for Artemis to go to Nice and spend a couple of days with them.

When Artemis first left for Nice he couldn't wait to see the beautiful blonde. But as his time with her drew to an end he was grateful to be leaving soon. He was no longer attracted to her and, to tell the truth, he found her boring and rather irritating.

A/N Now review . Constructive critism appreciated. But no flamers. Sorry it's short.