STUDENTS: OHES NOES WE'RE FUCKED OLOL

TONY BLAIR: NOT TODAY KIDDIES

STUDENTS: GASP! TONY BLAIR!

TONY BLAIR: TIME TO KICK SOME ARSE

VOLDEMORT: OH NO YOU DON'T SUNSHINE! AVADA KEDAVRA!

TONY BLAIR: OLOLOL SWALLOWS SPELL AND SPITS BACK AT VOLDEMORT AND VOLDEMORT DIES

VOLDEMORT: LOL I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED

VIN DIESEL: LOL GUYS WHATS GOING ON OVER HERE? EATS HOGWARTS