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Note: None of the Blue's Clues characters belong to me. Janice Wong is my own character based on my last year's grade 9 sex-ed teacher.
Chapter 1: Missing?
There was a knock at the door of the small cartoon house that Blue and Joe had called home since Steve's death three years before. They had kept the house even after the show had ended in its up-teenth season. Blue ran to the door and opened the door with his front paws, a skill he had now mastered. It was Magenta. She had come for the meeting.
"Why exactly were we called here?" she said in an annoyed tone. Joe had called The Gang the night before to tell them he had something important to tell them about they're up coming adolescence.
"I don't know," said Blue." Joe refuses to tell me anything. Don't you, Joe?" The short 36 years old had entered into the front hall.
"Don't worry, Blue. I'll tell everyone as soon as they get here," said Joe "Are they coming, Magenta? Do you know who is coming?"
"Everyone is coming as far as I'm sure." Magenta replied. The bell rang again. The door was already opened, so Mrs. Pepper just led Paprika into the house.
"Howdy-doody, Joe! I haven't seen you since my divorce!" Mrs. Pepper and Mr. Salt had got a divorce the summer before and Mrs. Pepper had got to keep Paprika 'because Salt had drinking problems.
There were more friendly hellos as everyone else filed into the room and sat down. When everyone had arrived, Joe shushed everyone and started his explanation.
"I've called you all here to tell you something very important," announced Joe." As all of you know, you are all going to be teens soon. And with adolescence comes responsibility, but also confusion. So I've hired a sex educator to come every Tuesday for two or three months to teach you all you need to know. I hope there are no objections, but you all have to be there. Any questions?"
"Yeah," said Magenta sarcastically. "Are you sure we absolutely have to come? What if we just...don't show up?"
"You will show up," said Joe. "Janice Wong is a very nice woman. Is there any other questions?" No one said anything. "Now that that is settled, you can all go home. Please come next Tuesday at four o'clock."
The next Tuesday everyone was seated in the living room of Joe's house. Joe counted down the minutes. Janice was supposed to be there at four o'clock sharp. The minutes passed...3:45...3:59...4:00!
"She should be here any second..." said Joe anxiously. But then ten minutes passed. Ten more minutes... At 4:30 the phone rang. Blue ran over and picked it up.
"Yes...UN-huh...okay," Blue said nervously into the phone. Finally he hung up.
"That was Janice's husband," said Blue sadly. "He wanted to tell us that Janice is...well...MISSING!"
What do you think? It's really dumb, huh? REVEW IT, OR ELSE!
