Author's Note: Wow, one of the rare times I'll put an author's note in the beginning, ya know? Well, this was actually a joint (hee hee, I said joint!) affair written by myself and my good friend Ukyorou, who's sitting right here, ya know? Why am I talking like Chichiri? I don't know, ya know? Well.we tested this song on Kyani.she didn't pass out, which we suppose is a good sign. DON'T FORGET! We've got another joint 'fic written by a horde of crazy band dorks and their posers going up on Kyani's account (Kyani Star) very soon! (SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION!) And also be on the lookout for a Fushigi Yuugi 'fic written by the great Yui-esque wonder herself, Ukyorou! Yes, that be her penname, mateys. Well, look out! Here come the legal thingies!

Legal Thingies: I do not own the following fun things: Fushigi Yuugi or any of its characters The song from Alladin Nuriko's manhood Chichiri's magical hat or mannerisms Kyani's sanity Clean, feces-free underpants Ukyorou's left foot

IS EVERYBODY READY? GOOD! ON WITH THE SONG!

(the much-loved Suzaku crew is driving along down the road in their bus, everybody cheerful, when out of nowhere at all...KEISUKE STARTS SINGING!)

Keisuke: "I can show you the world! Shining, shimmering, splendid."

Chiriko (spoken): "Tasuki, I don't feel so good!"

Keisuke: "Now tell me warriors, When did you last go on a free bus trip? Oh shit, off the road I have slipped, Now we're driving through a field."

Tamahome: "Oh, ew, Chiriko has just spewed."

Miaka: "On my skirt, it landed!"

Keisuke: "A whole new world. A great fantastic way to drive Cuz now we're upside down And all around I'm having so much fun, aren't you?"

Hotohori: "Keisuke's driving the bus. Oh my God, we are so fucked!"

Chichiri: "I think Chiriko just upchucked!" (spoken) "Ya know?"

Keisuke: "Why are you guys so messed up? I'm a perfect driving man!" (funny chest salute type thing)

Tasuki: (arms flailing) "WE NEED SAKE! TO DULL OUR SENSES 'FORE WE DIE!"

Nuriko: (trying to look girly and innocent) "When you are all passed out Then we'll make out Except that you will all still be asleep!"

Others (frightened and shrinking into a corner): "Except that we will all still be asleeeeeeeeeeeeep!"

Keisuke (huge happy grin of happiness): "I can show you the springs! Tumbling over and over!"

Mitsukake (in monotone, of course): "We're gonna fall in this river."

Tamahome (scared out of his wits): "And we'll freeze our nutsacks off!"

All (straight) Men (high voices): "THIS IS TOO COLD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO STUPID! Just look at all us guys! Our voices're high! You're such a lame-ass driver you big freak!"

Nuriko (completely pleased and groveling at Keisuke's feet): "Thank you, Keisuke, for completing me!"

Chiriko: "NEXT TIME I'LL DRIVE!"

All (very angry, might I add, but not because the music is fading. That pleases them, and even provoked a small giggle out of Hotohori): YOU STUPID KID!

Tasuki (roaring): NEVER AGIN'!

All (in a grand finale sort of way): Will we do something that involves a bus!

(applause is heard from somewhere) (all further dialogue is spoken, you oblivious fetus-munchers!)

Mitsukake: "Where did that come from?"

Chichiri: "I think we've got a bit of a following, ya know?"

(Mitsukake looks very shunted as fangirls from around the world claw at Tasuki's pant legs, while one wayward gunslinging Snapple fanatic glomps onto Nuriko and refuses to let go)

All: "THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!"

(from somewhere, out of nowhere, a lone voice is heard through the overjoyed silence)

Voice: "Ya know?"

Author's Note (part 2! Dun dun dunnn!): Wow! Wasn't that great, kids? I loved it too! I like playing with these characters..I'll write a Seiryuu version next.probably to "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid or something like that. Tomo will be interesting to work with in a song-and- dance number...but I'm gonna have the most fun with Nakago.ah, I love him. Oooh, ideas are coming already! Soi gets a little drunk and goes after Nakago a little more viciously.it will be called "Under the Seat". Yeeaah..be on the lookout, ya know?

~Beth-sama!

And lots of love frooooooooom: Ukyorou, who wrote everything in this up until Hotohori's first part!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Kyani, a constant source of ideas, and the creator of the concept for "Under the Seat". THANK YOU, BELOVED READERS! Peace out, yo diggity dawgs!