A/N: I have seen a few of these hundred theme challenges around so I decided to try one myself

A/N: I have seen a few of these hundred theme challenges around so I decided to try one myself. No word limit and its pure fun. 100 oneshots based one a random word, if you got any words you want me to attempt please do ask.

Disclaimer: if I owned South Park it would be as lame as family guy

Hate

"I have had enough of his shit dude," Kyle said to his best friend. His eyes were glowing its normal green but Stan could instantly feel the anger in them.

"Kyle, calm down dude." Stan said as Kyle started to punch his own bedroom wall.

"I can't calm down, did you see what that ass hole did to me?" Stan saw it but he has to admit the lately Cartman's creativeness has gone down. All he did was pull down Kyle's pants in front of Wendy who Kyle secretly wanted to fuck.

"It's not that bad…"

"Are you kidding me? Wendy laughed at the size of my penis, I mean its not the biggest but I really wanted to please her. I hate my stupid micro penis."

"It could be worse." Stan said trying to make light of the situation.

"Worse how?"

"Uhh your penis could have erected at the sight of Wendy or something…"

"How is that worse?" Kyle says annoyed.

"Dude, look it doesn't matter… Cartman is an asshole, I thought we all knew that."

"Well this time he has gone to far…"

"What about that time he killed the parents of a now orphan and feed them to him."

"Fuck Scott." Kyle said annoyed. He wanted revenge but had no idea how to get it. Suddenly he had the best idea he had in a while. It might have been a crazy idea, one typically only manic depressives or schizos would think of.

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"Cartman," Kyle said with a gleam in his eyes.

"Oh Jew, what are you doing here?" Cartman said with a dirty smirk.

"I fucking hate you, I'll see you in hell." Kyle pulled out a gun and shot Cartman. While Cartman's blood spill all over the concrete and his world fades away he can hear Kyle running.