Love Blossoms

Just kidding, the title was a coy.

Isaac the young plum swung plumly on his plum tree. He gazed towards the next tree at Karl the pear, or, more precisely, the midget-pear. The rest of Karl's family had already been eaten or turned into fresh juice, but Karl was so small that nobody bothered to eat him…

Then they said hi to each other.

They glanced down at floor between them, where the big fat watermelon called Timmy was nestled in his vines. The rest of Timmy's family had already been eaten or turned into fresh juice, but Timmy was so squishy that nobody bothered to eat him…

Then they all said hi to each other.

The three of the happy fruits glanced at the strawberry fields, where they saw Cat the female strawberry ogling Shawn. The rest of Cat's family had already been eaten or turned into fresh juice, but Cat was so violent nobody bothered to eat her…

Then they all said hi to each other.

Finally, the quartet of joyous fruits looked over to the vineyards, where Shawn the luxury grape was. Shawn's family had come from a famous lineage of premium-quality wine grapes, so the only reason he hadn't been turned into wine yet was because the farmers didn't want to waste his quality.

Then they all said hi to each other.

But let's not forget Oscar, the spring onion near them. Oscar was the epitome of 'spring onion'. He was even called 'Little spring onion' as a nickname in the Chinese version of AI Football GGO. Problem was, nobody wanted to eat spring onions…

Then the farmers came.

Then they decided to make a wine with Shawn the premium grapevine, Cat the female strawberry, Isaac the sour plum, Karl the midget-pear, and Timmy the squishy watermelon.

Then they put Oscar the king of the Spring Onions in there too.

Then all the fruits sweatdropped because, who the ? puts spring onions in wine?

Then they all died.

The wine was called The Barefoot Brew.