Killing Voldemort. Written as a tribute to Eminem and doc' Dre.
Let me tell you of the walk you shouldn't walk, let me tell you of dope you shouldn't smoke. Tommy thee are bitch, I'm creeping up to you, will stick my wand up your ass if I wanted to, cut your throat with a sword if I had it too (scared scream in a high voice). What, you want me stop? I don't give a fuck on you! You little bitch killed my mommy and daddy, so stop fighting, you knew where it was heading, lye down so I could clean my shoes with you, you worthless bag of bones, killed a defenseless kid who done nothing to you. Voldemort, ye, I know your name and say it loudly, wanna hear it again? Voldemort, VOLDEMORT. Hehe, now look who is humiliated here, not the kid but the old wizard that tried to do him. How many times six or seven? It doesn't matter, you'll stay here, I now need to send a letter to Ron in the hospital, we you couldn't do him ether, so what! Now you think that there is to of us? Wrong! Expecto patronus! Now prongs and me are going to get you!
'Coz you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
And you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
My spells for you are like a jagged edge, they'll cut you up and mince your flesh, not that stupid junk of your, working on the mind, never trust it, I throw one muggle hand grenade and you are busted. You know that it was ending soon, bastard, oh sorry, you never knew your mommy too, but that's not a reason to kill mine too, and my daddy, what the poor man had done to you? DON'T ANSWER, FUCKING FAGGOT, I know that your mouth has common rot! Stop the plot, now I gonna kill him, whether you like it Rowling or not. And you can't stop me, I have waited way too long, and Sirius spent years of his life figuring where he and Lupin got wrong and trusted Prongs's life in Wormtail's paws. Is he really sold my dad and mom for 6 hits of pop? Am I that cheap, 6 hits? You muthafucker, now I'm an Auror, more like a cop, justice served me to get to your neck so fast. It's not the OoF yet, but I still gonna make a quaffel out of your cut of and hollowed head!
'Coz you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
And you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
You hear that roar? That's Herm, Ron and Longbottom going in for you don't worry, they won't kill you, I'll do! Hehe, you coward snake, look at the analogy, you crawl on the ground, and the proud little lion is going to grind you up. But first my friend Neville will hex you up so no matter where you go, haven or hell, no one will recognize you, you fuck. And than Hermionie will take you to the lake, and feed you to the giant squid, use you as bait, but don't worry, you won't die of this, your immortal, or so that asshole Malfoy thinks you is. And last but not forgotten, my best buddy Ron, will kick the living daylight out of you, don't get me wrong, he's a cool guy, wearing his brother Bill's metal tip boots on, so that will hurt... oh shit, do try escaping, he likes that, git!
'Coz you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
And you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
Let me tell you of the walk you shouldn't walk, let me tell you of dope you shouldn't smoke. Tommy thee are bitch, I'm creeping up to you, will stick my wand up your ass if I wanted to, cut your throat with a sword if I had it too (scared scream in a high voice). What, you want me stop? I don't give a fuck on you! You little bitch killed my mommy and daddy, so stop fighting, you knew where it was heading, lye down so I could clean my shoes with you, you worthless bag of bones, killed a defenseless kid who done nothing to you. Voldemort, ye, I know your name and say it loudly, wanna hear it again? Voldemort, VOLDEMORT. Hehe, now look who is humiliated here, not the kid but the old wizard that tried to do him. How many times six or seven? It doesn't matter, you'll stay here, I now need to send a letter to Ron in the hospital, we you couldn't do him ether, so what! Now you think that there is to of us? Wrong! Expecto patronus! Now prongs and me are going to get you!
'Coz you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
And you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
My spells for you are like a jagged edge, they'll cut you up and mince your flesh, not that stupid junk of your, working on the mind, never trust it, I throw one muggle hand grenade and you are busted. You know that it was ending soon, bastard, oh sorry, you never knew your mommy too, but that's not a reason to kill mine too, and my daddy, what the poor man had done to you? DON'T ANSWER, FUCKING FAGGOT, I know that your mouth has common rot! Stop the plot, now I gonna kill him, whether you like it Rowling or not. And you can't stop me, I have waited way too long, and Sirius spent years of his life figuring where he and Lupin got wrong and trusted Prongs's life in Wormtail's paws. Is he really sold my dad and mom for 6 hits of pop? Am I that cheap, 6 hits? You muthafucker, now I'm an Auror, more like a cop, justice served me to get to your neck so fast. It's not the OoF yet, but I still gonna make a quaffel out of your cut of and hollowed head!
'Coz you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
And you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
You hear that roar? That's Herm, Ron and Longbottom going in for you don't worry, they won't kill you, I'll do! Hehe, you coward snake, look at the analogy, you crawl on the ground, and the proud little lion is going to grind you up. But first my friend Neville will hex you up so no matter where you go, haven or hell, no one will recognize you, you fuck. And than Hermionie will take you to the lake, and feed you to the giant squid, use you as bait, but don't worry, you won't die of this, your immortal, or so that asshole Malfoy thinks you is. And last but not forgotten, my best buddy Ron, will kick the living daylight out of you, don't get me wrong, he's a cool guy, wearing his brother Bill's metal tip boots on, so that will hurt... oh shit, do try escaping, he likes that, git!
'Coz you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
And you never fuck up to a Potter,
And hope to walk live out of it,
You asshole never knew any better,
So now we have came back for you.
