Draco: Do you think I should wear the little gucci dress, the little gucci dress, OR the little gucci dress?
Crabbe: Why don't you wear the bootcut turquoise leather pants from Gap?
Draco: (looks confused) But I didn't say the bootcut tuquoise leather pants from Gap I said the little gucci dress, the little gucci dress OR the little gucci dress...
Goyle: Why don't you wear the gucci loafers, no socks, and a Armani jacket?
Draco: But what about the little gucci dress, the little gucci dress, OR the little gucci dress?
Cassandra Claire: Why don't you wear the leather trousers?
Draco: Who are you? And you're supposed to chose from the little gucci dress, the little gucci dress, OR THE LITTLE GUCCI DRESS.
Draco: HEY AUTHOR, TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK!
me: SORRY! Is that better?
Starling: Hey Draco, do you like this picture I drew of you?
Draco: Do I really look *that* good?
Hedwig: No you don't.
Starling: (stmaps foot) Yes he does!
FuBaR: Hey Draco, do you know you're a cross dresser inone of my stories?
Draco: HEy FuBaR pal, could you write a story where Harry...
(run off to plan some evil scheme)
Meanwhile-
Harry: Tonight there's gonna be a fight, I know this can't be right oh baby come on...
Hermione: Harry! Stop interupting me! I was just up to memorizing the name of the 23 septillion, 456 quadrillion, 836 trillion, 270 billion, 752 milion, 295 thousand, 395 hundred, 496 atom in the universe...
Harry: I wanna be with you, if only for a night, to be the one--
Hermione: Harry! You made me forget! Oh yes, it's named zegreatandundefeattabulsodon'tmessaroundwithme. (10 points to whoever makes it into words first)
Hermione: Let's see, the next one is named hermioneisthesmartestpersonintheworlsnadiknoweverythingsodontbothertoarguewithme.
Ron: Harry! Go help Draco! He needs someone to help him decide whether he should wear the little gucci dress, the little gucci dress, OR the little gucci dress.
Harry: Er- why doesn't he wear THE LITTLE GUCCI DRESS?
Draco: (jumps on Harry) OH you genius, you wonder, you marvel! You astound me with your brilliance yet you are so humble with your ingenious character. I am so blessed to reacieve your advice which I shall dutifully follow. Harry Potter, my role model, my idol, I SHALL WEAR THE LITTLE GUCCI DRESS!
Crabbe: But- but- what about the bootcut leather turquoise pant from Gap?
Goyle: What about the gucci loafers, no socks and an Armani jacket?
Cassandra Claire: And the leather trousers?
me: What about the dress robes?
lupinlover: Um- what about the abercrombie baggy cargo pants?
Witchy Willow 13: Hey, what about a cheese slice in your head?
starling: Why don't you wear the fluffy pink earmuffs?
Harry: What about the little gucci dress?
Posh Spice: Hey, thots mine!
Ginger Spice: Noo, it's moine.
Scary spice: I like moi cheetah pront.
me: you're not supposed to be in the story!
Spice girls: OHHHHHH...
Posh spice: The little gucci dress! The brat is taking my little gucci dress! (snatches little gucci dress and leaves)
Crabbe: (happily) Now you can wear the bootcut turquoise leather pants from Gap!
Goyle: Or the gucci loafers, no socks, and an Armani jacket!
Cassandra Claire: OR the leather trousers!
Voldemort: BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have destryed thelittle gucci dress!
Posh Spice: (in the distance) WAAHH! You broke my nail! You burned my little gucci dress! You shall pay!
Draco: But I'm going to wear the gucci loafers, no socks, leather trousers with turquoise leather pants over them, pink fluffy earmuffs, a cheese slice on my head, an Armani jacket and abercrombie baggy cargo pants over my shoulder! (looks pleased with himself)
Harry: But the little gucci dress!
Draco: (bows) I have failed you my mentor and i am truly and deeply extending a hand to apologize from my crime. I will follow you in my studies in the future. Please endow me with your forgiveness which I so richly do not deserve.
Harry: that's okay--
FuBaR: hey Harry, In my story you're wearing a --
Hermione: (slaps duct tape over his mouth)
FuBaR: mmm, gerrof aaa ringkiny
Lucius: Draco?
Draco: Yes Father?
Lucius: Here is my present. Use it well. (hands box)
Draco: It's a-
all: LITTLE GUCCI DRESS!!!!!
Draco: (puts on) HOw do I look?
Cassandra Claire: er-
Crabbe: um-
Goyle: oh-
me: uh-
Voldemort; Give me that! (puts on little gucci dress)
to be continued...
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