Harry Potter's Life As A Parody

Author: LoNnI

Genre: Humor

Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Remus, Sirius, Tonks, The Weasleys, Snape, Dumbledore etc...

Pairings: Maybe mentions of Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione etc...

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, neither books or movies.

Summary: Title kinda says it all. Movie based parody just for fun. No hate against the movie, just pure fun and total nonsense that pops into my mind.

Notes: Check out my list of fanfics and you'll find a similar type of story set to Eragon called "Eragon's Life As A Parody"


Movie: Order of the Phoenix

Set: Advance Guard

Mad Eye: Stay in formation, everyone. Don't break ranks if one of us is killed.

Tonks: -Rolls eyes-

The small group of wizards and witches flies off with their brooms. Mad Eye, Kingsley, Tonks and two others from the Order have picked up Harry from the Dursleys'. The group flies low over the water in London.

Harry: -Hums to the tune of the soundtrack Dururururuuuuuuuuuuuu ru ru ruuuuu. Looks over at Tonks-

Tonks: 'Sup?

Harry: Boat ahead!

Tonks: I dare you

Harry: Dare me what?

Tonks: First to turn away from the coming boat ahead will have to kiss Remus tonight

Harry: Uh...

Tonks: -Challenging look on face-

Harry and Tonks both holds on to their brooms as they fly head on towards the coming boat

Tonks: -Winks at Harry-

Harry: -Blush-

--CRASH--

Tonks: Oh crap...

The group lands outside Grimmauls Place.

Mad Eye: Common!

Tonks: Mad-Eye...

Mad Eye: Shut up, Nymphadora!

Tonks: But..

Mad Eye: Zip it!

Tonks: ...

Mad Eye: -Looks up as Grimmaulds Place 12 appears-

Mad Eye: In you go son... -Looks around- Harry? Where is Harry?!
Tonks: He crashed into a boat

Mad Eye: WHAAAAAAAAAAT! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP!!

Tonks: Excuse... Meeeeeeeee... -Morphs into an identical Mad Eye and repeats his words earlier- "Don't break ranks if one of us is killed."


Movie: Order of the Phoenix

Set: Harry arrives at Grimmaulds Place

Sirius: ... we have to act now!

Looks up at Harry at the same time as Remus and Arthur

Remus: Wtf happened to you?

Harry: -With bruises all over and lipstick marks on his face after kisses from fans on the boat he hit-

Sirius: Well?

Harry: Tonks dared me to fly towards a boat and the first one to turn away from it would have to kiss Remus...

Remus: -Freezes-

Tonks: I lost!! -Pops up behind Remus with a huge grin on her face-

Remus: -Looks relieved and turns around- Com'ere baby

Sirius stands up from the table as Remus and Tonks snogs around on the table

Mrs. Weasley: Harry! -Closes the door after her-

Sirius: -Walks into the door Molly just closed- WTF, man?

Sirius: -From other side of the door- Control your woman, Arthur!