Anime Used: Ouran High School Host Club
Warnings: TamaHaru, HikaOru, HunnyMori, shonen-ai, alternate reality, blah blah blah
Summary: Haruhi heard about dopplegangers and twins. But Haruhi wasn't a twin, nor did he have a doppleganger. Well, not that he knew of.shonen-ai,alternate reality
HAPPY EASTER, Y'ALL!! I wasn't gunna post this till I got it completely figured out, but I thought, what the hell. (btw, this is based off a dream I've had)
Haruhi Fujioka had heard about such things as dopplegangers. Haruhi knew there were such things as identical and fraternal twins. But Haruhi wasn't a twin, nor did he have a doppleganger. Well, not one that he knew of. That would be sortof cool, he thought, but there was no time to search for such shrivelous things. Haruhi needed to study and worry about school and how he would punish his dad... mom... whatever.
He sighed. Life wasn't very exciting, even when he tried his best to make the most of it. Like when he went to the market for example. Instead of punching every guy that told him he was hot, he would wink at them and wave and smile. Just trying to have a good time and make use of his looks, since he had absolutely no luck in picking up girls(even if he wasn't really interested in doing so). Yes. That's right, guys always tried to pick him up. Why? Because almost everybody on the face of the earth, or at least whoever lived in town, thought he was a girl. Haruhi even got frequent compliments from his family, especially his Dad/Mom/Whatever;
"Oh, your just as pretty as a girl!"
"Oh, you look exactly like your mom, only more feminine!"
"Your growing into such a lovely lady!"
Bah. It was even worse that his... parental figure wanted him to be a girl. You see, his Dad was actually his Mom, just she dressed as a guy. Mostly for her job, but then it grew and grew and soon it was a permanent obsession. His Mom(let's just say that from now on) was also the main source of annoyance for Haruhi, seeing as she always bought dresses and make-up and bras for him instead of t-shirts and jeans and boxers. He'd have to go buy those himself most of the time, or be stuck with wearing the frilliest, pinkest, girliest dress on the face of the.. everything ! Haruhi also swore if he ever found a person as over-dramatic and loud as his own mother, he would go kill himself. Ugh.
This, however, was all during the day. The studying, the compliments(only from idiots and family, mind you), the 'trying to make the most of things'. For at night, Akstronaim was a completely different world. At night was for worrying and being scared and staying indoors as much as possible. It was like an... like an alternate living space.
At night, this seemingly peaceful and incredibly boring town, became a frenzy. Drugs, sex, strippers, alcohol, violence, theft, you name it! Haruhi shuddered at the thought of going outside past sunset. It scared him how different his town could be. Haruhi wished it could be different. Good different. His dream town was far from approachable, he couldn't even announce his dreams to anyone. He couldn't present any ideas to the Mayor. Haruhi would rather keep to himself, plus keep his face intact. Haruhi's dream town would be something like this:
In the day, instead of everything being as dull as a dried up gray leaf off an equally dull white plant unless you wanted to try to have fun by being an idiot but failing miserably, it would be peaceful. Everybody would say friendly hello's to each other, live bustling busy lives but actually have time to help someone in need. At night, everything would be the same save the brilliant lights and small parties and those few extremely beautiful and quiet nights he savoured. Hah, like that could ever happen. Right, in a million years. When dinosaurs came back to life. When pigs suddenly sprouted fins because wings were too overrated. In other words,
Never. Going. To. Happen.
Anyways, the main idea your supposed to get is that Haruhi's life = crap. Haruhi's life = no unknown twin and or doppleganger(for the record, what the hell is a doppleganger? he didn't quite get it). Haruhi's life = uneventful and non exciting.
Well, I should say this before there's anymore angst(and usually cliche fairy tales or whatever go like this), that that's about to change. So fast, in fact, that it will change tomorrow.
"My life is such a cliche. I feel like I'm in some sort of story."
--to be continued--
Haruhi said the last sentence, btw. Well, yea, I was feeling a little bit blah when I wrote this, and also, it's supposed to be a little blah. If you know what I mean.. blah.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Alrighty, well I came across a funny discovery while looking for a paintbrush to paint eggs with oo. I painted one with my lame attempt at Happy Easter in hiragana, and I put a cliche uke yaoi guy on one too haha. He turned out so cute, so I took a picture 8D. SO ANYWAYS BACK TO MY ORIGINAL POINT,
I found my old notebook thing. And guess what? Y'all know PoT's Inui? Well, I was mocking him and did data of my own. Hahaha. And I also found a story about this guy in my grade 7 class ripping off Envy's head(from FMA). Should I post this stuff? Or do you all not care? 8D
So yea. Enjoy. Blah. Review kthnx.
Blah.
