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Time for the really fucked up anime cross over

By Tanka and Hinoko (reference to chat rooms, fangirls, and ears)

I do not own Naruto, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X2, Inuyasha, Death Note, Harry Potter, Gir or, Taco Bell (damn I want a taco) or any other thing that shows up.

I blame the sugar

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Hidan, Kakuza, Sasori, Zetsu, Deidara, and Tobi were all standing around Pein, "You know, this whole collect demons thing…IS NOT WORKING, UN!!" Deidara told him.

"IT IS TAKING TO GOD DAMN LONG!!"

"JASHIN SAYS WE NEED A NEW PLAN!!"

"AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T COST TOO MUCH!!"

"I WANT TO EAT PEO-" Just as Zetsu said that, Demyx flew through the wall and knocked Zetsu over. "Ooh, lunch."

"Waaah!!" Demyx jumped up and hid behind Deidara.

"Who are you and why touching my Deidara (reference to Deidara's Secret)?" Sasori said, glaring at Demyx. Demyx backed up slowly, went over to the wall, and stuck his head through a black portal thingy. "Hey guys, it's fine, you can come through."

Then ten guys, and one girl, stepped through the wall, all wearing black coats. "Um, who are you peoples?" Xaldin asked, looking around.

"Well we're obviously not in the real world. These people are too anime-y-ish and what not…"

Pein stared at them while they argued amongst themselves.

"We should recruit them."

"No they would probably rat us out."

"They're obviously bad guys. Look at their cloths. Back coats with red clouds and slashes in their little forehead protector headband thingies."

"What are those things for anyway? They have no use."

"Well they have to have some use or else they wouldn't be wearing them."

"We wear these dumb coats. They have no use."

"They distinguish us from everyone else."

"Wouldn't that be a bad thing? Don't we want to blend in?"

"No, because we're Nobodies."

Pein then saw Hidan walk over to the wall they came out of, feel around it, and turn and say, "JASHIN sent us recruits!!"

"Wait, I know you peoples!!" Demyx said, waving his arms around. "You're the Akatsuki from Naruto!!"

"Naruwhato?" Larxene asked, tilting her head to the side.

"Naruto!! You know, with the ninja and the explosives and the shuriken and the Jounin and every thing!!" Demyx said, hopping from foot to foot while trying to act out all the things he was saying. And everyone stared at him like he was crazy. And that's when Konan busted in, "Who are you and why are you in my house?"

They all looked at her and everyone in the Akatsuki, except Deidara, hid behind Pein and everyone in the Organization hid behind Xemnas. "Wait, why do you leave me to the wrath of the scary blue-haired chick?!" Xemnas asked trying to get behind someone else.

"Because you're the big bad fearless leader"

"But I fear women"

"Good," Deidara and Konan both said

"Wait aren't you a dude in the show?" Demyx asked, looking at Deidara.

"Yes, but in real life I'm a girl," Deidara said.

"S-so we're Organization T-thirteen a-and we're trying t-to get to the r-real world s-so we can take it over…" Xemnas said, still trying to hide behind someone else.

"The real world?"

"Yes, the real world, so we can torture the people who control us so we can win!!"

"Mom…" Tobi said coming in and looking at the Organization. "There's screaming coming from Zetsu-kun's room…"

"What?"

"There's screaming coming from Zetsu-kun's room!"

Konan turned to Zetsu, "What the hell is in your room!?"

"Dinner…"

"So you're planning to take over the world?"

"The real world"

"So you need any help"

"Sure…I guess"

"JASHIN"

"SHUT THE HELL UP" Everyone turned and threw something at Hidan.

"JASH—" and Zetsu ate him

"Thank you Zetsu……now I'm board" Deidara said looking around the room "Tobi go blow something up"

"Okay"

"What are you doing he might blow up something important"

"So it gets rid of him"

"True s'go"

Then they all went through a new portal.