Summary: "How many times do I have to tell you not to flame people!"
" . . . fuck."
When Casey, Selena, and their best friend Jacquelyn get together for a sleep over one night, all seems well. Until Casey flames a particularly bad fanfiction and the girls are transported into Hetalia. Now, like all other fanfics in this fandom they have to find a way home, before Flying-Mint-Bunny teaches the three a lesson with a little cliche romance.
Intended for satire of OCxCountry. Very silly, a little crackish at times.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of it's fabulous characters. They belong to Himaruya. I do own my OCs and the plot.
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Casey and Selena sat next to each other on their couch in their living room, Casey reading fanfiction on her (insert product placement here) laptop, Selena watching Hetalia on their (insert more product placement here) television. They were twins, nonidentical, Selena being the elder by about five minutes. Casey would always claim to be the oldest though. They were seventeen-going-on-eighteen. The doorbell rang.
"Not it."
"Not it!" Selena yelled a second after Casey did. Selena sighed and slid off the couch before standing up to answer the door. It was Jacquelyn, their best friend, arriving for a sleepover. She had a duffer bag slung over her left shoulder and the first season of Black Butler in her right hand.
Wordlessly, the two walked back into the living room and sat on either side of a disinterested Casey. Jacquelyn looked at the screen and groaned.
"Hetalia, again?" she asked. Selena turned from the screen to glare at her.
"Why? What's wrong with Hetalia?" she asked testilyquelyn shook her head.
"Nothing's wrong with it-"
"Damn straight," Casey interrupted. Jacquelyn took a deep breath.
"Nothing's wrong with it. We've just watched it eight billion times!" Jacquelyn finished. Casey shrugged.
"We haven't watched it eight billion times. . . More like five billion times," Selena said, looking to Casey for confirmation. Casey nodded.
"Sounds about right." Jacquelyn sighed.
"You guys seriously don't think you watch this too much?" Jacquelyn asked. Casey looked up from her laptop sharply.
"Too much?" She yelled. "Sacrilege! Blasphemy!" Selena nodded.
"Yeah!" She chimed in. Jacquelyn pinched the bridge of her nose and plopped down onto the couch.
"I give up," she groaned hoarsely. "You two are impossible."
"And you love us," Selena added sweetly before leaning back on Jacquelyn's legs. Jacquelyn smiled and ruffled Selena's hair. Casey had gone back to her laptop and the fan fiction that was on it, and couldn't care less.
". . . Yeah."
"We can watch Black Butler if you really want. I mean, after you went to the trouble to bring it and all," Selena said.
Casey finished her fan fiction and was fuming quite horrorshow next to the two other teenagers. Neither really noticed though, they were busy trying to work the DVD player.
"Why don't you know how to work this? It's your DVD player!" Jacquelyn yelled. She and Selena had started pushing random buttons on the device.
"I'm sorry, but no one even uses these anymore! Why did you even buy the DVD set? You could've just watched both seasons for eight dollars on Netflix," Selena ranted.
"Hey guys?" Casey said monotonously.
"Well excuuuse me for wanting to support the artist!"
"Guys?" Casey tried again.
"I'm not trying to nix supporting the original artist, I'm just saying that it's cheaper to just stream-"
"Guys!" Casey yelled. Both Selena and Jacquelyn looked up and over at Casey before going to sit next to her.
"What's wrong?" Jacquelyn asked from the right side.
"Yeah, what's wrong?" Selena asked childishly, sitting on Casey's left with her cheek in her palm. "Bad fan fiction?"
"Terrible. Terrible. The kind of fic that gives fan fiction such a bad name, when it can be so much more."
"This fic was terrible. The OC was such a Mary Sue! All the characters fell in love with her in, like, ten minutes. Even the chicks! Not that there's anything wrong with that, but still!" Casey ranted as she opened a new window.
"If it hurts you so much, why do you keep reading those?" Jacquelyn asked. Casey shot her ginger friend a death glare.
"You know full well. I do it for the Tumblr," she answered seriously. Jacquelyn shrugged.
Casey opened her blog, 'All the Worst Hetalia Mary Sues and The Crappy FanFics That Accompany Them'. She cracked her knuckles and started typing.
"*Ahem* I really hated this. It was terribly written, had terrible grammar, and a terrible OC. I wouldn't read this on my own. I'm surprised any of you would read this on your own! But one of you did, and you suggested it to me. So I've put myself through this special brand of hell for you, my readers. I hope you appreciate it.
"I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemies. It's such a waste of time. Instead of reading this, may I suggest doing something more productive. Such as cleaning your shitter."
She finished and hit submit. Selena whistled lowly.
"Isn't that a little bit harsh?" She asked. Casey shook her head.
"No. That's exactly how I feel about it. Besides that kind of harshness is what I'm known for."
"Who's the author?" Jacquelyn asked off handedly.
"Uhhhh, FlyingMintBunnyOnFleek," Casey answered. She and Selena shared a look before cracking up.
"Flying Mint Bunny on fleek?!" Selena asked loudly.
"I know! Isn't it fabulou-"
All three teenagers were suddenly transported into the laptop in a poof of thick, mint green smoke. The laptop clattered to the ground loudly. A very discontented Flying Mint Bunny floated down from his/her spot near the ceiling. S/he looked angrily at the laptop on the floor. Somehow it had managed not to break in its little tumble.
Flying Mint Bunny swooped down, picked up the laptop, and opened up a new document. A Mary Sue? Terrible writing?! Flying Mint Bunny couldn't help but disagree with the seventeen year old and had decided to show her and her friends up close and personal what a terrible fan fiction really was. S/he started typing.
'They had been in the meeting when the three teenagers fell from the sky.'
Author Note: Hey there! I'm thugmuffin50 and this is my first Hetalia fan fiction.
I really like the concept of this fic, so I'll be updating a lot. I really like my OCs so far (Casey seems kinda tsundere, but I really didn't mean her to be!). By the way, what gender is Flying Mint Bunny? I have no idea.
Thugmuffin50's favourite typo of this chapter: 'All the characters fell in love with her in, like, ten miners.' 😗
Until next time!
