A Poem For Franklin
Rated K+
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Disney XD or its show Gamer's Guide To Pretty Much Everything. Gamer's Guide To Pretty Much Everything and its characters are owned by Disney and It's A Laugh Productions. Anyway, since I'm in the mood for a Gamer's Guide fic today, I'm gonna treat you all to a fic starring the dysfunctional duo of Wendell and Franklin. Like I said, I don't own.
P.S. REKT! Ha, I always wanted to do that. Enjoy!
It was another glorious day inside Mondale High School as Franklin Delgado was busy putting some of his stuff in his locker. Out of nowhere, his frenemy and gaming buddy from Thunbs of Fury, Wendell Ruckus, approached him.
"Hey Flounder," Wendell smirked. "Just the dweeb I needed to see."
"Hey Wendell, it's nice to see you smiling." Franklin said, not being affected by Wendell's name calling.
"Sometimes, I can't help but be my little giddy self," Wendell shrugged as he brought out a piece of paper from his pocket. "Anyway, I want you to check out this poem I wrote just for you."
"Well, that's surprising of you to do that for me," The skinny teen smirked.
"Yeah, sometimes, I can be a ruthless butthole at day and sensitive guy by night." Wendell shrugged. "C'mon read it, already."
"All right then." Franklin shrugged as he opened up the poem.
With a deep breath, he read it from head to toe:
You are my friend
You are my buddy
You are the shoes
That makes my life muddy
I love to fart
And I love to go tinklin'
It's almost as fun
Like my BFF Franklin
I blow up crap
I blow up stuff
We got a friendship
That makes nails tough
If it wasn't for him
I'd be eating bags of rocks
We're the kind of team
That fits together like socks
We're number one
We totally rule
We're the reason all teams
Drink a bottle of drool
Of course, I lied about Franklin
I say it with a frown
If I were him in his shoes
I'd say, "Look down"...
Curious to where this poem was leading to, Franklin looked down...
...
...
...
...only for Wendell to bend over and fart all over Franklin!
"AGGGGGH, IT'S BURNING MY EYES!" Franklin gagged as he started choking.
Suddenly, the skinny youngster went down to the floor, knocked out by Wendell's exhaustive fart gas.
"REKT!" Wendell taunted to his friend. "I can't believe you frickin' fell for that! You're so clueless, you make a stupid monkey smarter than you! Anyway, my work here is done!"
As soon as he picked his white note back up, Wendell noticed one of his teammates, Ashley Parker, walk by. This totally gave Wendell quite a devious idea under his sleeve
"Well, three down, two to go." The frenemy smirked while pulling the note back to his pocket and left Franklin all by himself to choke in Wendell's fart gas.
With an evil smirk, he chased Ashley down while shouting, "Hey Ashley, I wrote you a poem, you wanna read it?!"
I'm pretty sure Ashley would beat the crap out of Wendell if that ever happened.
Even though it was a little mean to do that to Franklin, I thought it was funny and so in-character of Wendell to do that. I think Wendell is a funny character and he makes the show much more watchable. Plus, his catchphrase is awesome whenever he hits or tackles someone. It's so worth it.
Anyway, feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, REKT!
