"What is it?" Vicky said blowing her orangey blond hair out of her face as she was walking towards the strange remote, that was lying on the ground outside the abandoned warehouse she and Jade were checking out.
"I don't know. It looks like a computer keyboard but it's too thin and the numbers are on separate keys and there are no delete and control buttons." Jade said walking towards Vicky, her brown hair bouncing as she did.
"Can't you just say that it looks like a weird computer keyboard?" Waffles the plotbunny said from Jade's arms.
"Shut up!" Jade yelled at the helpless plotbunny.
"Let's type something in and see what happens." Vicky said picking it up and getting ready to type something.
"NO!" Jade yelled, dropping Waffles In the process.
"Hey!" complained the annoyed plotbunny.
"What?" Vicky asked also annoyed.
"Don't do it Vicky! It could be dangerous." Jade exclaimed, picking up Waffles who was now muttering very colourful language under his breath.
"Come on it's probably harmless." she said starting to type in something.
"Well, what are you typing?" Jade asked grabbing her arm scared at the concept that the device might blow us up.
"Harry Potter" Vicky said finishing typing.
"Why?" Jade asked, still holding her arm.
"It's my favourite book." Vicky said pressing enter "It's not like we're going to be…"
Suddenly there is a flash of bright light and Jade, Waffles and Vicky are standing in the Great Hall of Hogwarts from the book Harry Potter.
"Transported into the book." Vicky said finishing her sentence slowly and looking around in awe at the sight before them.
They looked around and saw 5 long tables. Two to their left, two to their right and one in front of them, with a bearded man sitting in the centre, along with people in robes looking at them in shock.
"Vicky please tell me we are imagining this" Jade said, finally letting go of Vicky's arm.
"Uh no" Vicky said looking to a table to her right and focusing on a 11 yr old boy with black tousled messy hair, glasses and a lightning scar.
"What are we going to do" Waffles said looking at professor Dumbledore and shivering slightly.
"Let me handle this" Vicky whispered to Jade and Waffles "Hello" she said directly at professor Dumbledore "We are travellers and are merely looking for a place to spend the night. Sorry to scare you like this but I promise we mean no harm."
"Come forward," boomed the surprisingly loud voice of Dumbledore.
So they obeyed walking forward the head table slowly and carefully. But Jade still managed to trip over as they were halfway there, and Waffles went flying out of her arms and landed right at professor Dumbledore's feet.
"Jade you klutz!" Waffles yelled at her.
This made all of the student's laugh except for a young Hermione Granger who shouted out "Rabbits can't talk!"
"I am not a rabbit. I am a plotbunny. Get it right!" Waffles stood up and shouted at her.
This made the students laugh even harder especially Draco Malfoy who fell on the ground laughing. Jade and Vicky then ran forward, and Jade scooped up Waffles who was immensely enjoying the attention.
"QUIET!" shouted professor Dumbledore and the room fell silent. "Now," said Dumbledore in a quieter tone "What brings you young ladies and your... plotbunny to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"
"It's a long story." Jade said looking around. "Cool candles."
"Well if you need a place to stay the night you are more than welcome here, but we will have to sort you." said Dumbledore.
"See here's the thing we're muggles." Vicky said awkwardly.
"The wands in your pockets say otherwise." said Dumbledore looking down slightly.
Jade and Vicky both pulled wands from our jean pockets. Jade's wand was slightly bent and was a pale gray with a small carving of a rabbit on it, Vicky's was smooth and straight and is coloured a dark brown and slightly thicker at the end.
"Oooh! Epic!" Jade said waving her wand around and breaking windows at the same time.
"Be careful Jade." Vicky said as she was looking closely at her wand "We must've adjusted to the environment when we teleported, making ourselves witches." Vicky realised.
"I don't want green skin and a pointy nose!" said Jade panicking and flapping her arms around like a penguin.
"That my dear is a common misconception." said Professor McGonagall who is sitting on Dumbledore's right.
"Do you wish to be sorted or not?" Dumbledore asked.
"Yes please." Jade and Vicky say at the same time.
"You my dear can go first." Dumbledore said motioning to Jade who walked up and sat on the stool as professor McGonagall pulled out the sorting hat and placed it on her head.
"GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat after several seconds.
The entire Gryffindor table stood up and cheered then it was Vicky's turn, she walked up and sat on the stool shaking slightly as McGonagall placed the hat on her head.
"GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat after about a second.
The Gryffindor table stands up and cheers again as Vicky walks with Jade and Waffles to the Gryffindor table where they sit next to none other than Harry Potter.
"Hello," he says to Vicky shaking her hand "I'm Harry."
"I'm Vicky, this is Jade, and you know Waffles." Vicky introduced herself and Jade.
"This is Ron." said Harry motioning to a tall, freckly, red-haired boy.
"Hi." greets Jade.
"Honestly there's no such thing as a talking rabbit" says an irritated Hermione Granger to them.
"Will you just go away?" Ron snaps at her.
"No. I will not go away." she snaps back at him.
"Ahem- just a few more words now that we're all fed and watered. I have a few start of term notices to give you".
"First years should note that the forest in the grounds is forbidden to all pupils. And a few of our older students would do well to remember that as well".
Dumbledore looked slightly towards the Weasley twins as he spoke.
"I have also been asked by Mr Filch, the caretaker, to remind you all that no magic should be used between classes in the corridors".
"Quidditch trials will be held in the second week of term. Anyone interested in playing for their house teams should contact Madam Hooch".
"And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful death".
Harry and I were some of the only people that laughed at that statement.
-Extended Ending to the Stars!-
"And now before we go to bed let us sing the school song" cried Dumbledore "Everyone pick their favourite and off we go".
Hogwarts Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
Jade: What was that?
Vicky: The school song.
Waffles: What a load of rubbish!
Jade: *hits waffles* Be polite! It's not her fault that she can't type! Or spell! Or use grammar!
Vicky: *death stare*
Jade: ...Oh, uh... LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
Vicky: *turns* What? Where?
Jade: RUN AWAYYYYYYY! *gone*
Vicky: GET BACK HERE! *also gone*
Waffles: These two idiots own nothing. But I belong to Jade... Please help me...
