Hey everyone! New Story!!! Yay! Don't worry I'll still be working on Operation Tastykake.

I dont own these characters blagh blagh blagh.


I had a problem. I was in the middle of the street with a naked man underneath me. Normally I wouldn't mind having a naked man under me but this man was none of the three men in my life.

Carlo Ricci was a skinny little guy who was on my list of FTA's. I'd apprehended him in the shower and after a brief scuffle I found myself sitting on him in middle of the street. I'd lost my cuffs, stun gun and pepper spray somewhere along the way.

I'd tried to stand up and drag Ricci off but he'd bitten me, hard. So now I was sitting on his back so that he couldn't bite me again. I felt the air pressure change and sighed. Diesel would never let me live this one down. I hadn't seen Diesel since early November. We'd had a weird experience involving rockets and a cast of strange characters.

"Heya Shortie. Need some help?" He paused for a second, "With the naked, weaponless man?" I turned my head to look at him and couldn't help but smile. Diesel was in his usual outfit of jeans, t-shirt and smart ass smirk. No jacket. It was pretty warm for April and Diesel was gorgeous. I liked it better when he didn't wear jackets. Or shirts. But that is a whole other story.

I ran through my options. I could let Diesel help but he would probably make fun of me for the rest of our lives. However he'd probably do that even if he didn't help. Plus if he didn't help I'd probably end up taking Ricci in to the cop shop naked. The cops thought it was great when I brought in naked FTA's.

"Well it is pretty funny. You seem to catch more guys naked than clothed."

"Stop listening to my thoughts!" I sounded kinda grouchy.

He winked at me, "Okay." I pictured Diesel naked and Diesel grinned. He was still listening. Agh!

I stood up and Ricci tried to scramble away. Diesel caught him by his scrawny little chicken neck and stood him up on his feet. "You are going to go into your house and put some clothes on. You will then allow Ms. Plum to cuff you and you will go with her to the police station. You will say thank you for the ride. You will not try to run away or I will make you wish for the protection that a jail cell would bring you." Cripes. Diesel was scary. He set chicken neck guy down and watched him walk into his house.

"He's just going to out the back door."

"I know." He waited about 20 seconds and popped out of my sight. I heard a scream of terror and Diesel came around the side of the house with Ricci cuffed and slung over his shoulder. He dumped Ricci into the back of my new-to me-Jeep. He cuffed him to the roll bar and then handed me my stun gun and pepper spray.

"Thanks Diesel. What brings you to my neck of the woods." I didn't mean to sound pissy but I kind of did. I hadn't heard from Diesel in five months. Five months of not knowing if his crazy job had gotten him killed or hurt or whatever. And then he just pops back into my life. Probably he needed my help. Hmph. Well too bad.

"Hey I just helped you. If I hadn't shown up you would still be sitting on chicken neck over there. You were worried about me?"

"No. Okay a little. But more mad. You only ever show up and make things all crazy and then you leave."

Diesel smirked, "I came to visit…but I can leave if you don't want me hanging around."

"You came to visit? No crazy unmentionable stuff?"

"Nope, I'm on vacation." Wow Diesel got vacation? Maybe he got fired. "I did not get fired! Cripes. I needed to use my vacation time and I thought I would come and keep you company." Diesel gave me grin that made my lady parts wake up.

Joe and I had been in on 'off again' phase for a while now and Ranger was running missions in some other country. He'd been gone for over two months. I talked to him every few days but it was strange not having him around. Plus I hadn't had sex for three months now. I was starting to get squirmy. I'd tried giving myself a helping hand but it just wasn't the same. I was pretty close to giving Joe a booty call at this point.

Diesel was giving me a grin with dimples now. Hooboy. Diesel was a very bad I idea. I couldn't sleep with Diesel. No matter how much my lady parts wanted me to.

I hopped in my jeep and Diesel angled himself into the passenger seat. Ricci was in the backseat looking like he wished Diesel would walk.

We dropped Ricci off at the station and I got my body receipt. We went to the office so I could get paid.

Connie and Lula stared at Diesel; it'd been a while since they saw someone as sexy as Ranger. Connie gave me my money and Diesel and I left.

"Where are you staying?" He gave me another heart stopping grin and I sighed. I couldn't lock him out, he could open any lock.

"Actually I usually just pop in. And don't be too mad at me. I checked on you a few times."

"You checked on me?" I was surprised. That was strangely caring.

"Yeah it was great. I tuned into you one time and popped in while you were showering. You were all soapy and running your hands over your bre-", He stopped when I slapped his arm.

"Diesel!" I couldn't figure out if he was serious or not. I was scared to know. At least he hadn't seen me with the shower massager.

"Christ I missed the shower massager? What do you do with the shower massager? Tell me. In detail."


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