This shall be a talk show regarding all things Final Fantasy VII, with the occasional guest star upon your request! I, Cartoonist-in-Theory and I The Learner will be working with all of your favorite characters! And now for the disclaimer, Learner, take it away:
The Learner: Both Cartoonist-in-Theory and I confirm that we neither own nor claim ownership to any content or characters (except us).
(opens with obnoxious theme music, the camera pans out to show a large set with two people sitting and waving eagerly)
Cartoonist-in-theory: Hello, and welcome to Arbitrary Fantasy! I am Cartoonist-in-Theory but you can call me Klepto! And this is my co-host The Learner!
The Learner: Thanks Klepto, but you can call me TL. Today's episode will cover many important issues including: the length of Sephiroth's hair-
Klepto: the shininess of Cloud's eyes!-
TL: and how many squats Zack can do in a second-
Klepto: speaking of Zack… this is our beautiful camera man Zack Fair!
Zack: *stands in front of camera* Hey guys! What's up!-
TL: That's enough of that.
Zack: *get's back behind camera*
TL: Today we will have a special Guest, I know right, first episode too!
Klepto: We're so special! ... So who's our guest?
TL: Marlene Wallace! Who will be appearing later on.
Klepto: Awww- OK right now, Sehpy's hair. We have determined that it is about 4 feet long. However we can't ask him BECAUSE HE ISN'T HERE!
TL: Well, where the heck is he?
Klepto: I don't know. I must have left like 15 messages saying that he had to be here at 9 o'clock!
And where is he now?
Zack: Not here.
Klepto: Thank you Zack. That's right NOT HERE! Sephy, if you're watching, I'm hurt!-
TL: Hurt we are. But on a lighter note, if you tied each and every strand of hair on Sephiroth's head together you could make it to the moon and back at least three times!
Zack: Trippy.
Klepto: …..Ahem, well now a word from our sponsors.
(Cuts to Cloud standing next to Vincent and Tifa, smiling and holding papers)
Cloud: Arbitrary Fantasy is brought to you by Sponsors 'R' Us and Chocobo Hair.
Vincent: Yes, Sponsors 'R' Us, providing you with random sponsors for thirty years and counting.
Tifa: And Chocobo Hair if it's not Chocobo, it's not real hair.
(Cuts back to the main stage showing Klepto whispering to someone off stage, and TL combing his hair)
Klepto: Yes my hair is real… no it-
Cloud(off stage): You're back on!
Klepto: *blushes* Oh…
TL: Right and now! Marlene Wallace *gestures to stage left, and Marlene walks in*
Klepto: Awwwwwww! You are so cute!
TL: Hi Marlene, how've you been since Advent Children?
Marlene: Very good thank you! Klepto.
Klepto: Hi, honey! Ok, so, since this is our first show and we don't have any viewer questions, let's play a game!
TL: This was my idea.
Klepto: Whatever. So a guessing game… actually, if this is a bust it was TL's idea.
Marlene you are going to be guessing, ok?
Marlene: Sounds fun! What's the question?
TL: How many squats do you think Zack can do in one second?
Marlene: Ooh… that's tough. Ummm…five…?
Zack: Aw c'mon was that a question?
Marlene: I-I mean five. I think he can do five squats in one second!
TL: Aw so sorry its only 1.8 per second, but as a consolation prize you do get to help us close out the show.
Marlene: Ok 3
Zack: …1.8 hmmm, seems like more…
Klepto: Oh well. That's it for now folks! See you next time and don't forget to send us your questions! You can ask us literally anything, and we will answer!
TL: Until next time don't forget to use Chocobo Hair, ridiculous amounts of it!
Marlene: Buy Final Fantasy VII! 3
Klepto: And remember don't think before you talk!
Klepto/TL/Marlene/Zack: Bye!
(annoying theme music plays as it fades to black)
Hey that was fun! Sorry it was so short but this was the first show and there will be more. I don't know how good that was, but I promise it will get better! Tell us what you think and ask whatever you want! Really, Whatever you want and we will answer to the best of my abilities ( which are pretty good )
Thank you. We will update as soon as we get enough questions to make it interesting. Bye-Bye! ^-^
