A/N: OOOOOKKKKK My friend and I wrote this during math over the course of two days, I wrote a paragraph; than she wrote a paragraph (sometimes more sometimes less) it was really fun!
What I wrote is normal, and what my friend wrote is in bold.
Summary: Harry ran into the room and saw the two people he never thought he'd see again- Professor Dumbledore and Sirius Black. Random and funny….
Warnings: OOC- Sort of… and AU…sort of
Harry ran into the room and saw the two people he never thought he'd see again- Professor Dumbledore and Sirius Black.
"Whoa!" he shouted taking several steps back. "You're dead! But you're alive! But you can't be! But you are! But… whoa!" He fell onto the ground in a dead faint.
Sirius looked at Harry than at Dumbledore and said "Well, that was unexpected!" he paused than yelled, "Come on out guys!" Four people came out from behind the couches, James Potter, Lily Potter, Severus Snape, and Draco Malfoy. Harry slowly regained consciousness and everybody stopped moving and stared at him. After recovering from his shock he hysterically screeched, "You're not real! I bet you are just ghosts! Yeah!" He seemed to be talking to himself," I bet I can put my hand through your stomach!" He did try; he went up to his mom and tried to put his hand through her protruding stomach (It looked like she was pregnant!) but he couldn't.
Suddenly it hit him. "Mom? Dad? Sirius? Professor Dumbledore?" he ran over and hugged them all with tears in his eyes. Cheesy music playing in the background- What a Wonderful World
But as soon as it started it stopped. He spun around and glared at Snape and Malfoy as if he just realized that they were there. "What are THEY doing here?"
"Well… um… they aren't really evil…" Dumbledore mumbled
Harry spun around to face him, "What do you mean?"
Dumbledore looked uncomfortable, "Um… maybe you should sit down… it's a long story…" He explained everything, about how James and Lily faked being killed by Voldy, and so did Sirius and himself.
"But why?" Whined Harry.
Dumbledore explained that there really was no Voldemort and said that he was really stupid for not realizing that when all of the Voldy sightings were, Dumbledore was no where around… that was because he was in costume the whole time.
"But… What! Why! I spent my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE miserable! Why!"
"You've been Punk'ed!" Someone yelled. Harry looked around; standing in the doorway was Ashton Kutcher.
"WHAT!" he screamed, everyone was laughing and laughing. Suddenly through the door came Hagrid, McGonigal, Flitwick, the Dursleys, Krum, and finally Ron and Hermione. "How could you do this to me!" Harry cried. Everyone was laughing at him, laughing and laughing. Suddenly he was in total darkness, falling and falling, until, "Harry!" Called Ron, "Dude you gotta get up! We're gonna be late for charms!"
It was all a dream? That sucks! That was the best dream I ever had! I was gonna have a brother or sister!
The end
A/N: Sorry for any spelling/grammar errors! This was a spur of the moment thinggie… soooo… ja
