AN/ About this story: This is a collection of funny things to do with Percy Jackson. The way the story works is: There is going to be the funny thing the chapter is about at the beginning of each chapter, then, so I'm not violating any ruled of , there will be one shots about the funny tidbit. So yeah. And also, if you have previously read a story like this with the same name, it might be this story. I had to delete the chapter and start over. Anyways, let the story begin! ~WriteThisBook223


Some Things You should know about PJO
Percy is NOT stupid
Frank is a bad ass mo'fo. He pulled a freaking arrow out of his arm
Piper isn't a girly girl/fangirl
Jason isn't always mister serious
Leo is a genius


Percy is NOT stupid
Percy smiled as he handed in his Latin test. He felt good about this one. His fellow classmates looked at him as he walked to the teachers desk. He could hear the snickers they were hiding.

"Percy's so dumb. I bet he failed this test."

But Percy just ignored them. He knew he did good, seeing as Latin was the only subject he actually studied for.

The next day when the test was handed back, Percy smiled as he saw his grade. 100%. He was happy.

Annabeth has dyslexia too
Annabeth struggles to read the passage out loud. Even though she was at camp, they still had regular classes, including literature, in English. Greek came naturally to her, but the language most people thought she would know well, she had troubles with. She couldn't figure out if the word was dig or big, though the context could have helped her, if she knew what the other words were. She let off a scream of frustration and sat down. Why couldn't she be smart?

Frank is a bad ass mo'fo
Well, you all know the story of that arrow thing, at least you do if you've read House of Hades.

Piper isn't a girly girl/fangirl
Piper locked herself in the bathroom. She felt pretty, but was she? When she had finished changing into her outfit for the small Camp Half-Blood/Camp Jupiter dance, the other girls in her cabin laughed. They were all wearing sparkly dresses. They had their hair done in fancy up do's. Meanwhile, Piper just had a shirt and jean shorts on. The girls and guys laughed. She felt self conscious. Thats when she went into the bathroom. She wasn't a girly girl. She just wanted to be herself, and thats what Jason liked her for. She felt a little better. Now to find Jason.

Jason isn't always mister serious
Everyone laughed as Jason cracked a joke. It was pretty funny. Percy, though, wasn't laughing.

"Percy, bro, whats up?" Jason asked.

"I didn't know you were funny, bro." Percy replied.

"Bro! I'm hilarious!" Jason replied.

"Sorry bro! I thought you were Mister Serious!" Percy put his hands up in defense.

"Its okay bro. You didn't know." Jason assured him.

"Thanks for forgiving me bro."

"Anytime bro."

Leo is a genius
Just think of Leo anytime. He is a literal genius.