Author's Note: A History of the World based story. Might be confusing, but worth reading in my heavily biased opinion. This is pretty much how I got everyone to go Commie.
Greece
"I'm not used to this." I think "What will the other countries think of me?"
I go to the Grand Council Room, the place where they told me to show up. I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, so I decide to listen.
I'm a kingdom, so I fit right in with most of the nations in the council room.
Romania walks over. His red eyes are a little intimidating, but I try to hold my ground. "Would you like to join the Balkan Defensive Pact? It has me, Russia, and Poland in it." he asks.
I agree, but Poland really, really, scares me. He made my cry once.
While us happy, peaceful Europeans are talking, some of the American nations walk into the room. One of them, clad in a shabby infantry sergent's uniform and cowboy hat while leading an alpaca along, catches my eye.
"Who's that?" I ask my newfound ally, Romania.
Romania spits "Bloody Commie. He dragged an entire stinking continent into Communism single-handedly and he's threatened to expand it out of South America and even into Europe."
I take a closer look. He appears to be sleeping while his alpaca eats an unidentified type of meat out of his pocket. Not particularly intimidating. I wonder how he could be that scary, why my strong, ancient allies should even waste a single brain cell thinking about him.
When Romania turns around to walk away, I see why. Argentina lifts his head and under his hat his eyes stare out. They see through me, see my plans. I realize that he will stop at nothing to expand his beliefs, for he believes it is right and just. And that terrified me he most.
I decide to turn and seek shelter behind the large bulk of Russia.
Before I can, Argentina gets up, and with a startling turn of speed, appears at my side and grabs my arm.
"Join me." he whispers, and with a glance around the room, vanishes again.
Romania walks over and asks what happened. "Nothing" I absentmindedly reply. I wonder what Argentina will do if I refuse. I'm really small. Maybe he'll invade.
I decide to head back to my room, in the Balkan section of the international hotel.
While I'm walking down the hallway, I feel as if someone is watching me. I quickly turn around, but nothing is there. I continue walking.
A minute later, I see a shadow. Still, when I look, nothing is there.
At this point I'm about to pee myself. I hope that when I get back to my room, everything will be alright.
As I approach my room, I smell fire. This cannot be good.
When I throw open the door, Argentina is there pointing a gun at me. At this point I actually do pee myself.
"Go Commie." Argentina says. "I will give you money."
Before I can respond, he vanishes again, leaping out the window.
I start to think out loud.
"My people will be happy." I think "But none of the Europeans will."
The door opens and I start to pee again, before I realize it's just Morea. He's the southern part of Greece, and without him I would be absolutely pathetic.
"Argentina stalked me here and told me to go Commie!" I blurt out.
"Same." Morea says "He offered to let me rule over you if I agreed and you refused."
"WHAT?" I yell "Did you accept?!"
"No..." he says, completely evading the question.
After I explode for a little, he admits he turned down the offer. He also says that going Communist would be moronic and we should stay as a monarchy.
So of course I do the opposite.
When I walk into the Grand Council Room, I announce to the world "Greece is now Communist!"
Argentina is the only one happy. I look at the glares from around the room and begin to think this wasn't such a great idea. The giant packet of "economic aid" tossed to me by Argentina went a long way toward quelling my fears.
Romania begins to give death threats, Russia blusters, and Poland fumes. If looks could kill, I'd be writing from a coffin. I really hope they come to terms with this. If not, it could be bad for a certain tiny Communist nation. Oh, yeah, me.
Author's Note: Morea is MnMaxon, chancellor of Greece. He doesn't do much, but I did offer to make him the Communist leader of Greece if giumarello70 refused. Luckily that plan wasn't necessary.
