Randy's POV
"Randy you're such an idiot." Said Mike.
"Don't worry Mike." I said.
"You're going to get fired, you have to stay on Paul's good side." Said Mike as he leaned up against the ropes.
Mike and I were in the ring, Mike was practicing for his match tonight against Christian.
"Don't worry about me Mike, I'll be fine." I said starting to get annoyed.
"Don't worry about you? Randy, Paul will fire you! This is the eigth time you're later this month and this is the fourth time you've missed your practice. Paul warned you after your second miss that was the fourth time you were late that he is going to suspend you." Said Mike starting to get pissed off with me.
"Randy where you today?" I turned around and saw my other good friend John coming into the ring.
Before I could even respond someone else decided to answer the question and it.
"Probably hungover, I heard that you had one crazy night."
I turned around and saw Paul.
"Hey Paul what's going on-"
"Cut the crap Orton, I told you to stop being late. Was it worth it to go joy rides on your motorcycle at four in the morning?" Asked Paul who was pissed off.
He was dead serious.
"Sorry Paul, listen I promise it won't happen again." I said.
"Randy I swear if you're even five minutes late I will suspend you, also you're not allowed to rent any motorcycles for the next month. I don't want to hear any shit about your joy rides." Said Paul.
Since I can't bring my motorcycle with me, I rent them. I just miss driving them that I have to rent that but now I can't.
"Sure thing Paul, I'll give it back today." I said.
"Good and the maybe you learn how to show respect. You're 27 Randy, grow up." Said Paul.
I nodded trying to hold in my anger. When Paul become COO, he changed a lot. He was no longer the Triple H that was just fun and was a great drinking buddy, instead he turned into this. I thought when he became COO about a year ago, I would be able to slack off. Don't get me wrong though, he's a fantastic COO I guess him not letting us slack off did make him good at his job. I was still pissed though, just because he's my boss, he doesn't have the right to talk to me like this.
"Don't worry Paul, I'm no longer going to be a pain in your ass." I said.
"Good." Said Paul as he walked off.
"Randy he sounded serious." Said John.
"He was, he had the same look on his face when he suspended Ted for a week for being a shit disturber." I said. "I need to stay on his good side."
Just then, as if it were a sign, Paul's gorgeous daughter, Kelly Barbara Jean Levesque walked in. She's hands down the most beautiful girl in the WWE, that smile is my favourite thing about her. This gives me an idea.
"Wait, what if I ask out Kelly." I said.
"For the fourth time? God Randy, how many times do you want her to say no?" Said Mike.
I rolled my eyes. Kelly has rejected me three times, the only girl in the WWE who has done that. I would 95% of the girls I ask say yes on the first time then the other 5% say yes on the second but Kelly completely ruined that.
Kelly was handing out storylines to different superstars. Kelly job is to come up with storylines.
"Listen, I'll ask you, this time she will say yes. Then I'll take her out a few dates, then I will be on Paul's good side. He'll love me for treating his little girl as a princess." I said.
"Randy are you sure that's a good idea? She is Paul's daughter. You have to be careful to not do anything stupid." Said Mike.
"I won't, don't worry."
"Well there's your chance hot shot. She's alone." Said John as he pointed to the announcer's table.
I looked over and she was going through her purse. I smirked then started to walk out of the ring, I couldn't help but get nervous. I don't know why but every time I talked to her I do get nervous. It's just that she's so pretty.
I put my my hand on her waist, startling her.
"Hey beautiful." I said.
Kelly laughed. "Good morning Randy, how has your day been?"
I was in front of her, those eyes. They're so blue, so beautiful.
"Pretty good but it would be better if agree to go on a date with me." I smirked.
Kelly sighed. "Randy, I'm sorry but no."
"Oh come on Kells, it's just one date, what's the harm?"
"Randy, listen I don't think-"
"That it's a good idea for you to go out with a coworker, then I say Kelly it's fine, then you say sorry Randy but my answer is still no, then I say you don't even know me, it just one date, just give it a try. Come on Kells, we've gotten way too predictable, let's change it up a bit by you saying yes." I finished off with a smirk.
Kelly laughed. "Very smooth Randy, is that how you get the girl you want?"
"We'll see if you change your mind." I said.
Kelly thought about it for a bit. "Okay Randy, one date."
I smirked. "Perfect, tomorrow night. I'll stop by your hotel room."
"Sounds good Randy." Kelly smiled.
I walked around her and kissed her cheek. "Can't wait."
I walked back into the ring to the boys, they had shock expressions.
"How'd you do it?" Asked Mike.
"What can I say, I'm irresistible." I smirked.
Paul is going to love me.
Kelly's POV
"Okay that was a very successful, meeting. We'll come up with more ideas how we are going to get myself, Randy and John into a rivalry within the next couple of weeks." Said my father.
We all got up and as I walked out I felt my good friend, Alex Riley grab my arm.
"Hey Kells, can we talk for a bit?" Asked Alex.
"Sure." I said.
We went off to the side. Alex and I have been very good friends since I started in the WWE two years ago, we do the same thing, think of storylines. Well hopefully I'll be able to become Raw general manager.
"Listen Kells, I've liked you for the past year and I was wondering if you would go out on date with me tomorrow night?" Smiled Alex.
"Alex I'm so sorry but Randy already asked me out for tomorrow." I have an apologetic smile.
Honesty, even if Alex did get to me first, I would've said no. I don't see Alex in that way and I don't want to lead him. I've always had this little crush on Randy, I've said no all those other times because of his reputation.
"Wait, so you would rather go out with that asshole than with me? Seriously Kelly? The guy is a total tool!" Said Alex as he started to get mad.
"I'm sorry Alex, I really am." I said.
"So you've been leading me on this whole year? All those smiles, all the times you flirted with me were just a way to lead me on!" Alex was beyond mad by this point.
"Alex I'm sorry that you misread all of those, I didn't mean to lead you on." I said.
I wasn't flirting with him, I couldn't have been. It's not my fault he misread everything I said and I just smile to everyone. People always say I look very happy.
"Whatever Kelly." Said Alex as he walked away.
I sighed. I didn't mean for anything of that to happen.
just a little authors note, I won't always do this but it makes me sad that this ship of Randy and Kelly is basicually gone. So I decided to write this because I miss it.
