A/N: Inspired by all those lovely romance fics with strange pairings. Of course, this has nothing to do with romance, but gave me a nice setting! The girls are getting ready for a wedding in the bedroom, while Daxter gets… curious.
Pre-Wedding Giggles
Tip, toe, across the floor,
Pit, pat, across the mat.
Click, swish, through the door,
Chit, chat, there they sat!
Ball of fur in the corridor,
Eyeing all the maids.
Orange spy, seeking more,
Prepares his silent raid.
Tip, toe, across the floor,
Unnoticed as he went.
Visual feast, wanting more,
A bounty, heaven sent!
Many girls across the dorm,
Fitting in their gowns.
Many hands on many forms,
His little heart does pound!
An urge to leap upon a chair,
An urge to just be seen!
Inside, he truly wants to share,
The fact that he is keen!
Alas, too late! He doesn't see,
"A rat!" a girl does cry.
Behind, a foot of deadly speed,
Then, meets with his behind.
Confusion soon erupts as all
The maidens watch in shock,
An orange blur punctures the wall,
Lands bruised, upon a bunk.
"Hey, babes…" came a slurred reply,
As ladies gathered 'round.
The Ottsel winked an injured eye,
Oh, heaven, he had found!
Fin!
A/N: I thought I'd just leave the couple-to-be up to you. Please review! And if you'd like, tell me whose wedding you'd like this to be. I'm curious…
