Be a riolu. Be a teenaged riolu, who refuses to evolve, because he doesn't like his trainer. Be a sexual deviant with a surprisingly big dick, since most expect you to be so young, because of the whole not evolving thing.
Your trainer is some random girl, no-one special, just an ordinary trainer with big dreams, who got lucky enough to get you from an egg.
She really tries to bond with you, bless her, but you just don't want her. You'll follow her orders in battle, but outside of that she may aswell just be a walking, talking food bank.
She's nice enough to keep trying to get your affection, however, even though she's already caught other pokemon, making a decent team. They all dislike you for constantly rejecting her attempts to befriend you, so you're a bit of a loner.
Don't be mistaken, she's done nothing wrong, you just don't wanna bother getting close to her. No particular reason, that's just how it is.
Being in the Sinnoh region has it's perks, and boy do you enjoy it. You've had your fair share of poke-pussy, but recently you've been wanting to try a human. You've seen some fit trainers, but the ones interested in pokemon are happy with who they've got.
Anyway, one day you find yourself in, I think she called it Eterna City?
This small journey starts off in the Pokemon Centre, as your trainer orders a room. You, being her first pokemon, have the honour of always being outside your ball when you want. And since you always wanna be out, you find yourself staring at the pink haired nurse at the front desk.
As your trainer gets a room, you decide to conquer her before the gym in a few days time.
