AN: You're all a bunch of poopy heads, I swear…

Juicy: That's exactly why you got such a small amount of reviews

Inu-chan: grins Your stupid insults for one…

J-Boi: Heh…

HnA: glare Aw forget you all! Just because I was actually hoping that I'd get more than just four dinky ol' reviews you three make fun of me

Inu-chan: That wasn't why

Juicy: I thought that was clear enough for you in those lines up there

J-Boi: In other words: It's your sucky insults. It gives us too many openings to make fun of you

HnA: has absolutely nothing to say to her so-called muses

Juicy:You're insults still suck…

HnA: ARGH!!!

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Hidden Agendas
By Hentai No Ai
The Meeting

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"Whoo hoo! Yeah! Go me! Who is the bomb?!" A seventeen year old yelled while walking down the street. "That's right! Say it loud!"

"How is it even possible we are related?" The yelling teen's older yet somehow identical sister asked herself.

"Well, for one we have the same parents," She stopped scaring off the rest of the population to answer her sister's rhetorical question. "That just might be a factor in the whole sibling thing, Kikyo."

"Shut up, Kagome."

"No, I'd rather continue celebrating." She let out another round of'Whoo's this time bumping poor harassed pedestrians with her hips.

"Kagome will you stop already?" Kikyo looked around trying to make sure no she knew saw her with her lunatic of a sister. She waited until she stopped her insane laughter to ask, "What are you celebrating anyway?"

"The fact that I'm finally going to meet this mystery man of yours! Do you know how long I've been waiting for a chance like this?" Kikyo watched as her sisters eyes seemed to glaze over in a moment of happiness she was determined to break.

"If you even think for one second that you'll be able to steal Inuyasha away from me I'll kill you."

"Considering the fact you keep talking about him like he's the super cutest most wonderful guy you've ever met in your life I would never, dear sister, never in my life try to steal him away from you."

"Good," Kikyo grinned at her sister. "Now that we've got that established let's-"

"And if you seriously think I'd go after any guy who can be described as super sweet and super cute' you've lost your mind."

Kikyo raised an eyebrow and looked at her sister, "When did I ever say he was 'super' anything?"

"You didn't," Kagome said with a smile. "But you never interrupted me when I said he was."

"But he is... super." Kikyo said happily.

"That is exactly you will never have to worry about me trying to steal your super boyfriend."

Kikyo rolledher eyes and pushed her sister towards her car. When they got in, Kikyo asked Kagome, "Sure you want to come?"

"Of course I want to come! Why would you ask such a stupid question?"

"Because Inuyasha's friends are all older than you, guys, act completely idiotic when they see a girl, of the male species, immature, boys..."

"Is there a reason why you keep bring up that they're of the opposite sex?"

"Yeah, you've got the worst experience with guys."

"Every relationship I've been has started and ended peacefu-"

Hojo." Kikyo saw her sister cringe as she continued driving toward her old home.

"That doesn't cou-"

"Yes, it does."

Kagome glared at her sister before sticking her tongue out at her.

"Just for that, you have to get out here!" Kikyo pressed the button for the doors to unlock and another button and another and suddenly Kagome found herself a foot or two away from the shrine steps while her sister sped away waving her arm out the window.

Kagome had to figure out a way to get a car like that when she was older...

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"What took you so long?!" Kagome yelled at her sister as she got into the car.

"Nothing," Kikyo looked at Kagome for a second and then turned back to start the car and drive off.

"You're not even going to say sorry for having me waiting for hours and hours?!"

"Well," Kikyo rolled her eyes over in Kagome's direction and back when the traffic light she stopped at turned green. "Since you don't believe in listening to details, you really don't deserve an apology."

"Exactly what details are you talking about?"

"The ones that said, I'd come get you at six," Kikyo flicked a finger on the clock on the dash, it's green digital glare read 5:43.

"Well it's still not six..." Kagome mumbled as she stared out the window

And the other tiny detail that this party we're going to is a costume party."

"You never said that!"

"So, you gonna be the idiot that didn't pay attention to what her sister had to say?"

"Nah, too cliche..."

Kagome looked at her black jeans and black blouse then pulled on the black scrunchy in her hair. She threw it in the back and pulled open the thingy thats like a drawer on the passenger side which the author cannot remember the name of at the moment and pulled out a tube of lipstick, put some on, threw it back in and opened a few buttons on her shirt. She bent over and pulled of her white sneakers and slipped on a pair of high-heeled black boots.

"Now, I'm a sexy vixen."

"Where did those shoes come from?" Kikyo had been watching the little transformation out the corner of her eye.

"Didn't you see me come in the car with it?" Kagome pulled the bag that carried her boots out from under the seat. "It's called a plastic bag!" Kagome threw it in her sisters face, causing Kikyo to swerve and nearly run into several oncoming cars.When she finally got the bag off her face she glared at Kagome.

"Oops..."

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"Exactly why do I have to go to this party?" A 20 year old stood watching his friend intently when he heard a growl in response to his question.

"Because Kikyo told me to invite you, that's why."

"But I can also decline, she told you to invite me," He grinned athis friend. "And only that."

"You better take that ugly smile off your face, Miroku. I'm not one of your stupid fan girls."

"Thank kami-sama for that," he scratched his head giving his frienda large grin. "You would be the ugliest one byfar, Inuyasha."

"I'll take that as a compliment, Houshi." Inuyasha glared for a moment while cracking his knuckles.

"No need for threats, why do you want me to come so badly anyway?"

"I don't it's Kikyo," He rolled his eyes while smiling at the thought of his kind-hearted girlfriend. "She thinks you need someone."

"Probably so she can get rid of all those fantasies."

Before Miroku could blink, Inuyasha was about an inch away from his face with his claws pressing uncomfortably against his neck.

"You had better be talking about some other Kikyo you know." Inuyasha growled out.

"I am!" Inuyasha let go of Miroku, letting him fall to ground in a pale mess.

"Good."

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"Wow, who lives here?" Kagome stared at the large house in front of her with wide eyes. There were a lot of cars in the driveway and on the street but Kikyo found a way to drive up and park in the garage.

"Well considering I told you the party's going to be at Inuyasha's house, you can have a small idea."

"Oh, so this is one of those rented mansions?"

"Kagome stop being so annoying."

"No, it's too much fun."

By now they'd gotten out of the garage and were trying to get through the corwd of people in the house.

"Kagome, go over by that couch and I'll bring Inuyasha so you two can meet."

When she turned to tell her sister she'd rather stick with her, Kagome discovered Kikyo had slipped away from her so she headed to the couch which was occupied by a man dressed a monk with a small ponytail at the nape of his neck.

She plopped down and nearly jumped out of her skin when she started sinking down. The guy next to her grabbed her arm and pulled her up.

"You can only sit on these two cushions," He gestured to the one he was just sitting on the one next to it.

"Oh," She sat down next to him. "Thanks."

"No problem." He gave her a smile before asking, "What's your name?"

"Kagome," She said with a sweet smile.

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Kikyo's sister looked like her twin, except perkier. And Miroku wasn't just thinkingabout her personality.

"I'm Miroku, you're Kikyo's sister aren't you?"

Kagome nodded and thought his name sounded familiar but didn't feel like thinking about it.

She started listening to the music, it was in the middle of a somewhat old song.

Looking good plenty tight
Tell me is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Really thick like I like it
Tell me
is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Looking tasty really scrumptious
Tell me is there any more room for me

Kagome still liked the song. She closed her eyes and nodded softly with the music.

In those jeans
Looking good plenty tight
Is there any more room for me
In those jeans

Kagome opened her eyes when she felt something on her leg and when she thought she heard some say, "Is there any more room?"

She looked at Miroku, he was staring at all the dancing people with a somewhat bored look on his face.

She closed her eyes again, falling into the rhythm of the song.

Got on my ride seen you from a far
And I couldn't stop myself from looking hard
You wore these jeans
Girl you wore these jeans and you
Made a thug wanna cry something terrible
I had to have, have you for myself baby
You don't know
what those jeans do to me
Make me wanna get down on one knee
You got that thunder
And it only makes me wonder how it feels
To get up in those jeans
Oh those jeans

Kagome's eyes flew open when she she felt something on the side of her leg. She glanced at Miroku again, who was now staring at her like she'd gone insane, "What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing," She muttered barely audible over Ginuwine's voice.

You are the bomb
Girl you tight to death
I don't know the words to say to you
All that i know, baby all i know isthat
I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you
I wanna know, all I wanna know is if
I could have what's up in thosejeans
Baby can I have what's up in those jeans
Don't get alarmed cause I don't mean no harm
But I love the way you
wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, BabyPhat, I love them
Love the way you wearing them I love them can
Calvin, Iceberg,
Sergio, I love them
Trying to get inside of those
Yeah Yeah Yeah

She missed the chorus trying to figure out who keep touching her but she closed her eyes once again and began tapping her feet softly to the beat. And yet again she felt it. This time on her butt.

She didn't jerk like the other times but she simply opened her eyes to the smallest possible degree without actually having to open her eyes.

She saw an arm, one that belonged to the grinning man next to her. Her eyes widened, and so did his except he was more afraid than angry.

"You pervert!" She punched him in his stomach and he let out a loud yell, drawing attention. But Kagome punched him again, and again, and again, and again and yet again until she heard someonoe yell, "What's your problem slut?"

She whipped around to star at a guy who looked the same age as Miroku with long silver hair, golden eyes, and the dumbest looking ears she'd ever seen in her life. "Who the hell are you calling a slut?"

You, wench!" He glanced over at Miroku who was in a dazed state. "What did you do to him?"

"Oh, sorry if I hurt your boyfriend."

"What?!" Inuyasha watched the girl in front of him who looked a bit too familiar forhim and growled. "You little bitch!"

Kagome had enough of the name calling and tackled Inuyasha to the ground, delivering a few painful punches his way.

Kikyo wasn't far behind, watching the whole thing like some horror movie which was a bit too real for her. "Oh, kami-sama," She closed her eyes and covered her face, "Why??"

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AN: So, how'd ya like it? It took me forever to finish considering I don't have my computer anymore...

Juicy: Florida is steal as evil as ever

J-Boi: It's a conspiracy against the youth of America

Inu-chan: watching them all with a weird look

HnA: Don't hate cuz they suddenly forgot about my insult problem-

Juicy: Oh yeah!

J-Boi: About that...

HnA: GAH!!!!

Inu-chan: Just review...

HnA: stops her moans of aggrivation to turn to readers Giveme at least 10 this time... please