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Author's note: Hi, this series of super short oneshots are purely for relieving pressure and for entertainment purposes ONLY. Each chapter will not be more than 600 words and some may not even reach 300 (if I don't feel like it). School life is hard and this is for me to release my frustrations and relieve me of the pressure of tests, schoolwork and other stress causers. Literally I am currently living on the prospect of waiting for my favourite authors to publish a new chapter of a fic, although reviews, follows and favourites will also do \^o^/. Read, enjoy and review please!
Dead husband walking complication 1 - Valentine's day
It was that time of the year again, the day where all lovers celebrate their relationship and flaunt it about with all their single friends (sorry, not sorry). A romantic dinner, a day at an amusement park, a shopping date, a movie marathon... anything done specially with only the two of the would be satisfying and a day worth remembering. Valentine's day is almost upon them.
It was also the time of the year where Akashi Seijuurou would be struggling to think of and buy a gift for his spouse, his one and only Kuroko Tetsuya. Apparently, no matter how talented he was at every other aspect in his life and career, he absolutely sucks at choosing a proper gift for Kuroko. From his past experiences of picking gifts with some other people who give advice, in particular the Generation of Miracles and Mibuchi Reo, the average tries needed to get an acceptable gift for Kuroko mounted to a whopping 57, most of the times in which the gifts Akashi picked out were either too suggestive or just plain weird.
However, this time there was no one to guide him as everyone was busy (Aomine and Kise went on a weekend vacation, Midorima and Takao were off on their date, Murasakibara and Himuro went to the sweets charity sale in Akita, Reo was trapped by Hayama and Nebuya who were going to who knows where), so that leaves Akashi to pick out a gift by himself for the first time.
He returns home later in the evening, feeling proud of himself for picking such a good gift for Kuroko. He sees Kuroko curled up comfortably on the couch while reading a book. As soon as he puts down the bags on the table, Kuroko turns his head towards Akashi and welcomes him with a warm smile "Seijuurou, welcome home."
Returning the warm smile, Akashi set down his gift on the dining table and beckoned the other over.
Beaming a big smile, he said "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Kuroko tore open the bag with a hopeful expression, only for it to drop when he pulled out an iron. He stared incredulously at Akashi, his eyes silently questioning.
Akashi could tell he was not thrilled with the gift, so he tried to save the situation with one of the worst pick-up lines in history "B-because you're hot and steamy!"
The next moment found Akashi lying on the floor with an iron to the face, passed out from an Ignite Pass Kai to the face from an unamused Kuroko.
Finished! Now wait for the next chapter, which may come out 4-5 months later... Sorry
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~Akakuro4869
