O.O;;; ok, stick with me here. I was cooking when I thought this up. I was eating that food (Kung Pao Chicken) while I typed it out. Extreme OOCness, but I did it for humors sake. NOT for Ling fans x.x dear gods, there was so much bashing in this fic. *Sigh* so if you're a ling fan, don't go any further. Unless you don't mind laughing at her expense or anything. With that said, on with the ficcie ^^;;

Disclaimers: I don't own tekken. I don't want to own Xiaoyu x.x I'd LOVE to own Jin. *PURR!*

The stars were cold, the moon was bright

I remember well that horrid night

She came to me, we went out late

On that fateful, unforgettable date

We had some fun, went to a show

Once it ended, she said "Let's go"

Outside we went, to get a cab

we got home, I paid the tab

Inside we went, she sat in a chair

I look her over, her skin so fair

Chocolate eyes, they looked into mine

That was when I thoughe, "Man, she's fine..."

I went to her, she smiled at me

"Let's have fun" She said coyly

I smiled and nodded, her body so tight

To me, this was the perfect night

We set on the couch, I touched her behind.

She smiled and giggled, she didn't seem to mind

"Hold right there" She giggled and said

Then got up and ran after patting my head

She came back with a bag, what it was I had no clue

She said, "Relax! I know what to do"

First she pulled me up and tied my hands behind my back

Making damn sure they had no slack

Then she blinded me, a cloth on my eyes

"Don't worry!" She said, "I have a surprise"

"I'm not so sure..." I said, "this isn't so cool"

"Relax." She whispered, "Jin, I love you"

I couldn't help it, I felt my heart melt

That's when my pants dropped, and she had my belt

I didn't know what she was going to do

Then I felt the smack, hard enough to black and blue

"What are you doing, do dumb crazy bitch????"

Who the fuck knew? Xiaoyu was a sadist!!!

SHe hit me again, then another, then three

with a branch she broke off a tree

I twisted and screamed, then I felt it once more

"Once I get up, I'll punch you, you whore!!"

She giggled and squealed, smacking again

It raised a few welts, then broke the skin

Leaning forward, she touched my shoulder

then she got just a little bit bolder

her hand wandered down, touching between thigh

That's when I think I started to cry

I screamed again, then pushed her away

She smacked me real hard, then said, "no bitch, you stay!"

She beat me bloody, my ass red and sore

Then she had fun, and beat me some more

I didn't know how I was going to sit

Needless to say, I was having a fit

that's when she got up and I ran away

And that is how Xiaoyu turned gay.