O.O;;; ok, stick with me here. I was cooking when I thought this up. I was
eating that food (Kung Pao Chicken) while I typed it out. Extreme OOCness,
but I did it for humors sake. NOT for Ling fans x.x dear gods, there was so
much bashing in this fic. *Sigh* so if you're a ling fan, don't go any
further. Unless you don't mind laughing at her expense or anything. With
that said, on with the ficcie ^^;;
Disclaimers: I don't own tekken. I don't want to own Xiaoyu x.x I'd LOVE to own Jin. *PURR!*
The stars were cold, the moon was bright
I remember well that horrid night
She came to me, we went out late
On that fateful, unforgettable date
We had some fun, went to a show
Once it ended, she said "Let's go"
Outside we went, to get a cab
we got home, I paid the tab
Inside we went, she sat in a chair
I look her over, her skin so fair
Chocolate eyes, they looked into mine
That was when I thoughe, "Man, she's fine..."
I went to her, she smiled at me
"Let's have fun" She said coyly
I smiled and nodded, her body so tight
To me, this was the perfect night
We set on the couch, I touched her behind.
She smiled and giggled, she didn't seem to mind
"Hold right there" She giggled and said
Then got up and ran after patting my head
She came back with a bag, what it was I had no clue
She said, "Relax! I know what to do"
First she pulled me up and tied my hands behind my back
Making damn sure they had no slack
Then she blinded me, a cloth on my eyes
"Don't worry!" She said, "I have a surprise"
"I'm not so sure..." I said, "this isn't so cool"
"Relax." She whispered, "Jin, I love you"
I couldn't help it, I felt my heart melt
That's when my pants dropped, and she had my belt
I didn't know what she was going to do
Then I felt the smack, hard enough to black and blue
"What are you doing, do dumb crazy bitch????"
Who the fuck knew? Xiaoyu was a sadist!!!
SHe hit me again, then another, then three
with a branch she broke off a tree
I twisted and screamed, then I felt it once more
"Once I get up, I'll punch you, you whore!!"
She giggled and squealed, smacking again
It raised a few welts, then broke the skin
Leaning forward, she touched my shoulder
then she got just a little bit bolder
her hand wandered down, touching between thigh
That's when I think I started to cry
I screamed again, then pushed her away
She smacked me real hard, then said, "no bitch, you stay!"
She beat me bloody, my ass red and sore
Then she had fun, and beat me some more
I didn't know how I was going to sit
Needless to say, I was having a fit
that's when she got up and I ran away
And that is how Xiaoyu turned gay.
Disclaimers: I don't own tekken. I don't want to own Xiaoyu x.x I'd LOVE to own Jin. *PURR!*
The stars were cold, the moon was bright
I remember well that horrid night
She came to me, we went out late
On that fateful, unforgettable date
We had some fun, went to a show
Once it ended, she said "Let's go"
Outside we went, to get a cab
we got home, I paid the tab
Inside we went, she sat in a chair
I look her over, her skin so fair
Chocolate eyes, they looked into mine
That was when I thoughe, "Man, she's fine..."
I went to her, she smiled at me
"Let's have fun" She said coyly
I smiled and nodded, her body so tight
To me, this was the perfect night
We set on the couch, I touched her behind.
She smiled and giggled, she didn't seem to mind
"Hold right there" She giggled and said
Then got up and ran after patting my head
She came back with a bag, what it was I had no clue
She said, "Relax! I know what to do"
First she pulled me up and tied my hands behind my back
Making damn sure they had no slack
Then she blinded me, a cloth on my eyes
"Don't worry!" She said, "I have a surprise"
"I'm not so sure..." I said, "this isn't so cool"
"Relax." She whispered, "Jin, I love you"
I couldn't help it, I felt my heart melt
That's when my pants dropped, and she had my belt
I didn't know what she was going to do
Then I felt the smack, hard enough to black and blue
"What are you doing, do dumb crazy bitch????"
Who the fuck knew? Xiaoyu was a sadist!!!
SHe hit me again, then another, then three
with a branch she broke off a tree
I twisted and screamed, then I felt it once more
"Once I get up, I'll punch you, you whore!!"
She giggled and squealed, smacking again
It raised a few welts, then broke the skin
Leaning forward, she touched my shoulder
then she got just a little bit bolder
her hand wandered down, touching between thigh
That's when I think I started to cry
I screamed again, then pushed her away
She smacked me real hard, then said, "no bitch, you stay!"
She beat me bloody, my ass red and sore
Then she had fun, and beat me some more
I didn't know how I was going to sit
Needless to say, I was having a fit
that's when she got up and I ran away
And that is how Xiaoyu turned gay.
