"Next major milestone, you have to do better than a muggle concert. Honestly, this night has been a disappointment." Dolores Umbridge stated matter of factly.
"I understand, I will do better next time. I promise you Loli," Fudge pleaded apologetically.
"I'm holding you to that, hot buns."
"But, maybe this anniversary gift will change your mind… my sweet Loli."
Dolores looked skeptically at the slender pink box with a red bow keeping it tied shut together. With a shifty look towards her lover, she unravelled the bow and hastily took the top off the box. Within the box was a set of gloves.
"These gloves are specially handmade with the flesh of Hermione Granger, my dear Lolipop. Happy Anniversary."
