Hai! This is for Galaxy's challenge! Enjoy!
" DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE, DIE!"
" Umm, Turtle, what are you doing chasing that girl with a, what is that, a fly swatter?" asked a confused Gingka.
" I'm trying to kill this Yaoi fangirl, find there base and destroy them for all eternity!"
"Okay, can I help, I mean remember last time?"
"Hey Gingka I found something while chasing a girl with a AK-47. Here. It has something to do with you and Kyoya."
" Let me see. OHMY(BLEEP)INGGODTHE(BLEEP)ISTHATTERRIBLETHING!"
"It's Yaoi. I'll be getting something for your, 'problem' now."
"Oh, I thought you were getting bombs or something. Anyways, let's get that fangirl!"
Turtle and Gingka ran after the fangirl with a flyswatter and an AK-47.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MISSY"
"Really Gingka. Really."
"Umm yeah."
" Okay Fangirl, stop this Yaoi now! Or die!"
" Using a flyswatter? Weak." snorted the Fangirl." Now suffer from the awesomeness of Yaoi!"
" Not so fast girl! Go ! Use the most awesomest move eva! Moonblast!"
The fangirl was blasted away and was forced to yell out," It's at the old mansion. But your too late!Yaoi will rule the world!"
" You have a lv.100 Sylveon! How? What? When?!" Shouted a rather shocked Gingka.
" Meh. Have a lv.98 Yveltal. Besides we must gat rid of Yaoi lovers once and for all!
Turtle and Gingki found the base and went inside. There was the most terrible thing inside...
"The archives of all Yaoi stories. We burn them, all of the Yaoi fangirls will have to retreat and stay back until they rite enough yaoi to make a Five years."
Turtle took out a match and burned some files." Okay, now, we fight." She took out a gun. Let's do this!"
Gingka couldn't remember the rest but he could remember rainbows, chocolate and a crazy girl shooting people with missiles. Probably Turtle.
"Hey, wake up, I'ts been a month since we got the fangirls. Now it's fanboys"
Gingka groggily got up and looked at Turtle." You've got to be kidding me. YURI!?"
Poor Gingki. It's hard making a insanity story when your trying to destroy the thing you hate most.
