Round One Match One Geoff vs. Cody Announcers: Owen, Izzy, and Chef
Chef:From Pierre South Dakota, weighing two hundred and five pounds, the cowboy Geoff!
From Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, weighing one hundred and thirty seven pounds, the underdog Cody!
(Ring! Ring!)
The match starts and Cody immediatley charges Geoff. Geoff pushes him aside and gives his back a fivestar. Cody yelped in pain and fell to the ground on his stomach.
Geoff grabbed his right leg raised it and slammed it down. As Cody laid on the ground Geoff turned him over and tried to grab his legs but was kicked in the face.
Izzy: Use a chair, take my chair!
Owen: But Izzy in this match theres disqualification.
Chef: Shup and sit down girl, it's getting good.
As Geoff grabbed his face and turned sideways, Cody took this moment to stand up and Geoff. Cody the sat on Geoff's chest and punched him repeatedly in the skull.
Chef: If Geoff doesn't stop him soon he'll gush out bleeding.
Owen: That would end the match on the account of it being first blood and I would then faint.
Instead of punching Cody off Geoff picked him up on his shoulders. Cody continued to punch Geoff in the head but, he also punched him in the ribs so he couldn't slam him down on the ground. After a minute of this Geoff stumbled and fell on the ropes and dropped Cody on the cement floor. Geoff then fell in the ring and slowly got up and waited for Cody. At this time the ref was standing over Cody's limp body and counting. At seven the ref got closer to Cody andmotioned for the bell.
Owen: Wow! The first match of TDW ends in a KO, thank God it wasn't first blood.
Chef: Pay up McLaen! You owe me a twenty!
Izzy: Can he use a shovel now?
Round One Match Two Izzy vs. Katie Announcers: D.J., Bridgette, Chef
Chef: From Atlana Georgia, she was actually asked to leave mankind alone, the Dimwitt Izzy! From the dumpster behind McDonalds, she is currently being searched by the CIA, KGB,
and the IRA, the Maniac Izzy!
(Ring! Ring!)
The bell rang and the girls started to circle eachother waiting for the other to make the first move. Izzy eventually did and leaped at Katie. Katie tried foolishly to clothesline her but Izzy grabbed her arm and pulverized Kaie's stomach. Katie managed to give Izzy a hard blow to the head making lose her grip of Katies arm.
D.J.: How do you think this match will end?
Bridgette: Katie has luck but Izzy is a wild card.
Chef: Izzy has more experience in hand to hand while Katie is a newcomer.
As Izzy gripped Katie she sweeped her on to the ground while Katie grabbed her and pulled her down as well. Izzy then pulled Katie into a headlock. Katie tried to peel off Izzy's arms but to no avail, she then looked like she was about to submit. Instead of slapping the ground Katie grabbed Izzy by the neck and flipped her over her own head.
Izzy was laying down dazed and then put into a pinning position.
Ref: 1! 2! 3!
Chef: Somehow the dimwitt has won!
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