Yuki, kyo, tohru, and shigure:*sitting at the table*

Ace Ventura: *breaks down the door*dancing vigorously to "baby got back" playing on his stereo that is resting on his shoulder*stops dead*smashes stereo in the ground* WHATS UP MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!

Yuki:who the hell is this guy?

Tohru:the man I called to come in isn't supposed to be here yet… and where"s the speedo? And the chains? I was told he was meant to satisfy.

Ace ventura:*quick runs up to kyo*pets the top of his head*reaches in his pocket, pulls out cat food*puts it up by his mouth*shhhh ill take care of you…

Kyo:what the he-? Mmmm….*nibbles*purrs*

Ace:tuna is good for the soul…

Shigure:*goes up behind tohru*grabs and fondles her boobs*Titties!

Tohru:not now I said tomorrow! Tomorrow is tittie Tuesday

Ace:*notices yuki*winks*hey beautiful*licks his lips*

Yuki:w-w-what?

Ace:you are the*flips and fixes hair* pauses* cutest girl…. I have… ever-layed-my-eyes-on

Yuki:Im a guy!

Ace:sure you are come here*hugs him*

Yuki:*changes into a rat* what but a guy hugged me how is that possible! Oh no! BUT IM A DUDE HAS MY WHOLE LIFE BEEN A LIE!

Ace:I will save you and protect you my little friend quick hop in*shoves yuki in his pants*

Yuki:It smells like sweaty nuts in here nooooooooooooo!

Kyo:tuna… num num num

Tohru:the thing that dogs lick peanutbutter off anything anywhere is true right?

Shigure:*deviously*Maybe….*smirks*want to test that theory?

Tohru:*pulls peanutbutter out of her bra*

Kyo:hey didn't hatori fix you?

Shigure:shhhhhhhhhhhhh! He let me keep one ball.(out of my 3)

Ace:*grabbing crotch*stop squirming!*rubs it*smell it!

Yuki:*gagging*why me!

Kyo:aaaarararrarararaaaa! THERE WAS CATNIP IN IT! *bouncing off the walls literally*

Momiji:*skipping into the sohma house singing*who's in the forest strolling the birds and the bees sing-

Kyo:*punches momiji square in the face*TEAM JACOB BITCH!

Momiji:*flies out* (bye momiji)

Uo and Hana:*walk in*whats goin on…?*sees tohru on the ground with peanutbutter covering her breasts and shigure on top of her right about to lick it*back out slowly*

Yuki:*changes back and hop back out of his pants gasping for air*

Ace:you're a guy!

Yuki:no shit Sherlock!(but wait am I both? I got the thing but the girly complexion)*girly squeal*

Ace:*starts gagging and seizuring on the ground*

Yuki and kyo:*finally notice the groaning couple tohru and shigure on the ground*

Shigure:*hand down her pants*licking peanutbutter off her boobs*

Tohru:take me LADY GAGA!

Naked mermaid:Haaaaaaa….*floats above them all*

Everyone:what the fuck is going on!

Naked mermaid:RAINBOW BLEEEHHHHGG *pukes the rainbow*taste the rainbow*