Yuki, kyo, tohru, and shigure:*sitting at the table*
Ace Ventura: *breaks down the door*dancing vigorously to "baby got back" playing on his stereo that is resting on his shoulder*stops dead*smashes stereo in the ground* WHATS UP MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!
Yuki:who the hell is this guy?
Tohru:the man I called to come in isn't supposed to be here yet… and where"s the speedo? And the chains? I was told he was meant to satisfy.
Ace ventura:*quick runs up to kyo*pets the top of his head*reaches in his pocket, pulls out cat food*puts it up by his mouth*shhhh ill take care of you…
Kyo:what the he-? Mmmm….*nibbles*purrs*
Ace:tuna is good for the soul…
Shigure:*goes up behind tohru*grabs and fondles her boobs*Titties!
Tohru:not now I said tomorrow! Tomorrow is tittie Tuesday
Ace:*notices yuki*winks*hey beautiful*licks his lips*
Yuki:w-w-what?
Ace:you are the*flips and fixes hair* pauses* cutest girl…. I have… ever-layed-my-eyes-on
Yuki:Im a guy!
Ace:sure you are come here*hugs him*
Yuki:*changes into a rat* what but a guy hugged me how is that possible! Oh no! BUT IM A DUDE HAS MY WHOLE LIFE BEEN A LIE!
Ace:I will save you and protect you my little friend quick hop in*shoves yuki in his pants*
Yuki:It smells like sweaty nuts in here nooooooooooooo!
Kyo:tuna… num num num
Tohru:the thing that dogs lick peanutbutter off anything anywhere is true right?
Shigure:*deviously*Maybe….*smirks*want to test that theory?
Tohru:*pulls peanutbutter out of her bra*
Kyo:hey didn't hatori fix you?
Shigure:shhhhhhhhhhhhh! He let me keep one ball.(out of my 3)
Ace:*grabbing crotch*stop squirming!*rubs it*smell it!
Yuki:*gagging*why me!
Kyo:aaaarararrarararaaaa! THERE WAS CATNIP IN IT! *bouncing off the walls literally*
Momiji:*skipping into the sohma house singing*who's in the forest strolling the birds and the bees sing-
Kyo:*punches momiji square in the face*TEAM JACOB BITCH!
Momiji:*flies out* (bye momiji)
Uo and Hana:*walk in*whats goin on…?*sees tohru on the ground with peanutbutter covering her breasts and shigure on top of her right about to lick it*back out slowly*
Yuki:*changes back and hop back out of his pants gasping for air*
Ace:you're a guy!
Yuki:no shit Sherlock!(but wait am I both? I got the thing but the girly complexion)*girly squeal*
Ace:*starts gagging and seizuring on the ground*
Yuki and kyo:*finally notice the groaning couple tohru and shigure on the ground*
Shigure:*hand down her pants*licking peanutbutter off her boobs*
Tohru:take me LADY GAGA!
Naked mermaid:Haaaaaaa….*floats above them all*
Everyone:what the fuck is going on!
Naked mermaid:RAINBOW BLEEEHHHHGG *pukes the rainbow*taste the rainbow*
