"I know what you are," said Bella. A drip of sweat ran down Edward's face.
"I don't think you do..." replies Edward, taking off his shirt and hopping onto a tree with sunlight pouring over him.
"You, you glitter..." says Bella.
"Yes! Don't I look like a pretty princess? But no- I am a vampire who sucks blood!" Edward says while Bella pats Edward's arm. To her awe, glitter comes off.
"YOU, YOU, YOU IMPOSTER! You aren't a vampire! You're just a fucking sparkly douche bag in a tree! Hell, you're probably a rapist from Pakistan!" Bella screams, furious.
Edward reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a walkie talkie. "Shit, guys! She's onto us! We need to leave!" And then Edward flutters away with his fairy wings sparkling in the blue sky, as Bella watches and cries.
