Himizu: Woohoo, guess who's doing another parody! Yay! This one, in case you're odd enough not to read the title, or so impaired that you've already forgotten the title, is a parody of the Emperor's New Groove, which is definitely one of the best Disney movies of all time, along with the Mighty Ducks movies, Finding Nemo, and Ice Age. None of which I will be doing because I'm not going to torture Anime peeps by dressing them up as fish or mammoths or sloths and I won't torture my readers by making them read about hockey. So… I'm doing the Emperor's New Groove! YAY! (Pulls out three cans of Pitch Black II Mountain Dew)

Ryouko: Um, Himizu, I don't think that's a good idea…

Himizu: (Not listening) (Inhales three cans of Pitch Black II Mountain Dew… grape flavored with a sour bite!) (Starts humming Thoia Thoing) Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing……… What the hell? I hate this song! Ah, R Kelly you retard, how could you disgrace yourself by writing this horrible song! (Starts ranting about how stupid that song is, how horrible rap is, and how someone who wrote such a sang such a wonderful song as I Believe I Can Fly can even live with himself after singing such a horrible song as Thoia Thoing)

Ryouko: (Sigh) I knew that wasn't a good idea, but of course no one listens to me. Why should they, I only know what I'm talking about…

Saru: -.-() Not asking, not asking, not asking… I don't wanna know…

Hiei: Welcome to a typical afternoon at the Studio of Random Doomiful Evilness, home of the evil and possessed parodies bent on destroying the reputations of any fool stupid enough to cross the threshold.

Kurama: Wow, I didn't realize you hated this place so much.

Hiei: Actually, this place really is called the Studio of Random Doomiful Evilness.

Kurama: You're kidding!

Hiei: Himizu named it.

Kurama: -.- Why am I not surprised?

Himizu: I HEARD MY NAME! (Tears over and scares the crap out of the two boys, stopping exactly half an inch from Hiei's face) What are you talking about?

Hiei: … O.O (Kinda freaked out, but then he has a psycho authoress in his face, so what do you expect?)

Kurama: Er… Himizu?

Himizu: (Eyes twist over to look at Kurama, but head doesn't move even a fraction) Yesh?

Kurama: Er… personal space…

Himizu: Oh… (Scitters about a millimeter away from Kurama) Better?

Kurama: Not me… Hiei.

Himizu: (Blinks) Okay…(Grabs Hiei's shoulder and pulls him six inches away from Kurama, still keeping her face at exactly the same distance from Hiei's)

Kurama: -.-() Can you be any more oblivious?

Himizu: Huh?

Saru: Hey, check it out! Hiei and Himizu are going to kiss!

Ryouko: They're going to WHAT? -.-

Himizu: Eep… Aw shit…

Kurama: I tried to warn you…

Himizu: You did not, you were babbling away about personal space!

Kurama: Ever heard of subtlety?

Himizu: Yeah, why?

Kurama: Never mind… -.-()

Hiei: You're not helping your cause…

Himizu: Huh? Oh… right! (Bounces ten feet away from Hiei)

Ryouko: -.- What in seven hells were you two doing?

Hiei: Hey, leave me out of this, she started it!

Himizu: HEY! Listen shrimp, the least you could do is explain that I have no romantic interest in you whatsoever, that I would only kiss you if I was in danger of a slow and brutal death and had no way of committing hara-kiri, and that I had no intention of kissing you, and that Saru is a lying, jumping-to-conclusions, freaky psycho!

Ryouko: (Doesn't appear to notice Himizu's tirade) WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU DOING FLIRTING WITH HIM?

Himizu: Um, the day I flirt with him is the day I go out with Karasu. Get my drift?

Saru: Yeah, you're in love with Karasu!

(We'll turn the camera away for a moment while Saru gets her head handed to her on a silver platter)

Himizu: (Dusting off her hands) How dare she… that little creep… Grr…

(Saru is lying nearby in a pretzel-shaped bundle of pain)

Ryouko: … So you weren't trying to kiss him?

Himizu: (Falls over) (Jumps back up) NO YOU BAKA! I hate the guy! Every time I see him, I either want to insult him or yell at him, or beat him up or kill him or put his hair in pigtails, or make him wear pink or… well, just torture him in general.

Hiei: … (Falls over twitching)

Ryouko: Uh oh. Himizu, you've done it again!

Himizu: Why don't you perform CPR?

Ryouko: -.-# (Death glare of DOOM)

Himizu: Heh heh… (Botan-like cat face) Meow… Just kidding…

Ryouko: Why don't you pass out the scripts… (Before I kill you…)

Himizu: Good idea! (I don't wanna die!)

Yusuke: Why am I not playing the lead character? AGAIN?

Himizu: (Blows hair out of face in frustration) How many times do I have to say this? You don't fit the part and I don't like you!

Yusuke: You're evil, you know that?

Himizu: And proud of it!

Yusuke: Well, how come I have to play the sappy fat dude?

Himizu: BECAUSE I SAID SO! HAPPY?

Yusuke: (Flattened against a wall) Not really, but okay…

Himizu: Good boy. Now… we need Kuzco's other costume. Would Kuzco please step forward?

Youko: There's a catch… I know there's a catch… There must be a catch…

Himizu and Ryouko: YOU ARE SO RIGHT! (Drag Youko offstage)

Hiei: Um… how's that a catch? O.o

Ryouko: PERVERT! (Whacks him on the head)

Himizu: Hey, I like doing that! You're supposed to defend him! (Beats Hiei with a mallet)

Ryouko: I'm not defending him after that! Now, Youko, get the damn costume on and show them why we dragged you offstage so they get their minds out of the gutter!

(Incoherent mumbles from Youko)

Saru: (Finally out of her pretzel shape) GET OUT HERE YA DUMB FOX!

(Youko marches out dressed as a llama)

YYH Cast: O.O HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Youko: -.-# I loathe life.

Himizu: (Smirk) I really thought this part fit you.

Youko: You really hate me, don't you?

Himizu: …! (Falls over) (Read BSTV's to learn why I hate him so much. If you don't wanna read the whole story, the Youko thing is in chapters 9 and 11. Not 10. -.-())

Ryouko: Well, this should take care of her every dream for revenge…

Himizu: DAMN STRAIGHT! (Dances around happily) Mwa ha ha, you deserve it!

Youko: …

Himizu: Well, let's do a scene! Come on people!

YYH Cast: Lama us?

Random Narrator Dude: Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle...

(Youko, dressed as a llama, sits in the middle of bare ground pathetically arrayed as a jungle with two plastic palm trees)

Youko: I'm not going to cry.

Himizu: Fine, then I'll send you to hell, where there are no shiny things or sexy virgin babes.

Youko: o.o -.- Fine.

(Special effects crew starts spraying a hose to make it rain)

Youko Kuzco the Llama: Aah! (Cries)

(A bucket of water is dumped on him)

Youko Kuzco the Llama: (Whimpers) Wee-be-be-bee.

Ryouko: How are you going to do the voice-over?

Himizu: (Pulls out a tape recorder)

Saru: You've thought of everything.

Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): Will you take a look at that. Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma! Oh, yeah!

(More water is dumped on Youko Kuzco the Llama)

Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): This… is his story.
(Youko Kuzco the Llama continues to cry)
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over: Well, actually, my story. That's right, I'm that llama. The name is Youko Kuzco. Emperor Youko Kuzco. I was the world's nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason! Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what, you go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense.
(We all see chibi Youko dressed in royal clothes)
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over: All right, now see, that's a little too far back. Oh, ho! Look at me! That's me as a baby!

(Chibi Youko Kuzco breaks his doll and starts crying)

Chibi Youko Kuzco: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!

(A dozen or so hands hold out brand-new dolls all exactly like the old ones)

Chibi Youko Kuzco: Hehehehe!

Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): Ahem! All right, let's move ahead...

Himizu: CUT! Good beginning! We'll continue this after the cookie break!

Saru: What is it with you and cookies and parodies?

Ryouko: Cookies are an important part of life, didn't you know that? Without cookies, we'd be dead!

Himizu: True that. And we don't want anyone here to die except for Karasu, so cookies for everyone! Except Karasu!

Karasu: That's not fair! Even sadistic crow demons in love with sexy red-headed fox-boys should be allowed to have cookies too!

Himizu: Um, let me consider that… NO!

Karasu: (Pouts)

Everyone Else: (Shrugs and eats cookies)

Youko: I'm still soaked.

(No one answers, but Ryouko throws a towel over her shoulder, covering his head)

Youko: … Oh yeah… I feel the love… -.-

A/N: Odd, I know. I don't know what exactly I have against the whole 'start the story in the first chapter' but I obviously have some problem with it, so we'll run with it, eh? Hope you people like it, I'll update… basically whenever the mood takes me. Unfortunately school is back is session and I have several problems. 1. I have one computer class, but we don't use Microsoft Word (It's a web design course) so I can't write in school. 2. I have a TON of homework cuz I'm taking tons of advanced classes (I'm so weird that way) and I spend lots of time with that. And 3. (this is the worst reason) Hockey season is starting so I'm going to watch lots of games and a bunch of shows that I like are starting their seasons (C.S.I. and its two spin-offs, Numb3rs, Bones, and Head Cases) and I'll spend lots of time watching those too, plus Ryouko wants me to watch Naruto which premieres next Saturday, so I better read the damn manga so I have at least half a clue at what's going on, but hey, maybe I'll start writing Naruto fics next! So yeah. Don't expect too many updates from me for a while. Maybe after I finish these three stories, I'll hibernate until summer and then post five stories at once! Ok, bad idea. Enough of my ceaseless babbling about my life which none of you probably give a damn about. Read and Review! Ja ne!