Chapter 1 A Normal Day in Jersey…OR IS IT?
(dear future readers if you like giant robots, big explosions, Philly cheese steaks, gurren lagan and M.E.G.A.S. XLR the you will enjoy my story about coop and kamina joining forces to kick some metallic butt, some lines from gurren lagan I will change not drastically though just enough so the context will fit in later on in the story)
On a seemingly normal day in jersey the sun is just poking its head up from the horizon a subtle chirping is herd in the distance the grass smells of dew all is peaceful…
BOOOOOM! The earth began to shake as a giant mechanical beast was thrown to the dirt and exploded due to the force
"yeah…..woho…ha ha ha, man can this get any easier I fell like I could beat the glorft one handed and blind folded" coop exclaimed
"Well that's good since YOU ALREADY ARE!" Jamie exclaimed worried for his own hide
"Jamie calm down and coop knock off the show boating and finish off the glorft" kiva demanded
"Ugh fine" coop stated as he untied his arm and removed his blind fold
Commander "glorft" (yes he has no name stated so his name is commander since that's what he is referred to also the glorft have no name except one so either I make them up or say random glorft any way back to the story) "sir we are taking heavy casualties we need to retreat"
Gorath was infuriated but he had planned this "is the U.M.D. (ultimate matter destroyer) ready" commander "yes sir it is ready to fire in 30 earth minutes "what I thought you said it be ready by now" Gorath stated even madder now then before "I thought so to we need to calibrate it to only destroy the earth not the prototype" the commander said in an apologetic tone "fine all units retreat, back to the ship" as Gorath commanded this retreat kiva picked up the U.M.D. on her computer "coop the U.M.D. is online again and in a half an hour the earth will be destroyed"
"Half an hour huh we got plenty of time I need to pick up some stuff first the we will go kick there butts" coop said as he drove Megas to his house in 1 minute
"coop get the UMD down now by my calculations…..oh no we wont have enough time not even in turbo mode" kiva said in a deathly tone
"don't worry I got the perfect thing to get us there in a flash" coop remarked as he descended Megas and went inside for 5 minutes during this time the trunk made a open and closing sound both kiva and Jamie looked at each other and shrugged it off
"Jamie any idea what coop is getting?"
"not a clue maybe a snack or something"
As soon as Jamie said that coop arrived with a box and a small item that looked familiar
"wait coop is that…" before Kiva could even finish her thought
"the interdimensional teleporter why yes it is" coop said with a laugh in his voice
"but it was on a non stop loop thru space how did you get it back and more importantly when?" kiva asked
"well to be honest I did not catch it was stuck in my specially made glue trap out of all known stick substances to catch a larva from that giant library when I caught the thing it malfunctioned and melted so I left it and a day later the teleporter was there"
"wait only a high level of magnananium (made it up myself, it is kiva talk for some metal from the future) in order for it to stop and its only available in the future"
"who cares we got it back come on coop lets go beat the glorft and come back home" Jamie said in his usual down tone.
"let's go, kiva the coordinates please"
"Alright" kiva punches in the coordinates and away they go
In one millisecond Megas arrives right in front of the UMD
"alright its smashing time" coop readies his weapons and prepares for a fight
Gorath sitting in his chair sees Megas and is silent only for a moment then yells
"commander I thought you said we were too far for that monkey man to reach us"
"sir it appears that he can instantaneously teleport"
"I don't care if he is not stopped in 20 minutes not only will the UMD be lost but I will have all of your jorblachs"
As the commander gulps in fear" y…yes sir all units defensive formation"
As the glorft form up coop picks them off with great ease.
Then as coop finishes off the last one "now time for the UMD to meet the epic sword" coop punches in a code and Megas slams its mighty fists together and creates a sword of pure energy and slashes the UMD in half.
"NO…NO…NO…NO I was so close, commander bring us in to null space"
"sir yes sir" as the glorft retreat
"coop quick get rid of them permanently" kiva shouted
"alright here we…" be fore coop could finish the back seat springs forward and out pops goat and he his on his way down the key pad for the teleporter and then the go button
"goat!" every one said as Megas disappears from space
"sir he prototype has vanished" said a random glorft
"of course it did it probably teleported back to earth" said Gorath in a sarcastic tone
"no sir I checked it has left this galaxy"
"What?" as Gorath pondered this he commanded " we will make necessary repairs then when the earther returns we will have earth at gun point and exchange its safety for the prototype then when we get it we will destroy the whole planet, but first bring us into null space for repairs"
In a fluctuation of space
"good job goat who knows where we will go or even if we can get back since the Glorft opened up the null space it catapulted us enough to damage the time flux heavily" kiva stated
"Sorry guys" goat apologetically said
"ah no problem this is an adventure" coop said
"but coop what about earth" Jamie complained
"I got this bring up long distance communicator" two screens appeared
"hey guys" on one screen 5 people appear
"s-force here what do you need coop old friend"
On another screen an awesome figure shows up "what's up big guy"
"hmm T-bot here oh hey coop what you need boy"
"guys I am on a forced vacation and need you two to protect earth ok"
"sure we will be there in 1 minute" then the s fore teleport away "T-bot be there in half that time" then T-bot disappears from the screen earths fate rests in their hands
