AnimeAvarice: AA

Crystal12345: Crys


SUMMARY (By AnimeAvarice)

AA: Friends At Hogwarts is about Crystal12345 and myself. We are one day writing my fanfiction (Blood United, House Divided), when some old friends of ours show up and give us a once-in-a-fictional-lifetime oppertunity; The ability to go into my fanfiction! We take up the offer and nothing but randomness, insult wars and references take place from there on in as we try to fit in (or not) into the strange world of our imaginations. -puts down script- THAT is how you do a summary, Crys.

Crys: I couldn't care less.

AA: Then you will never get anyone to read your FanFics. The summary is the hook!

Crys: Oh well.

AA: -sigh- At least pretend you care if this gets any followers.

Crys: Okey. Umm... Please, oh, please follow! And make reviews!

AA: A bit over-kill... but yeah! What she said! PLEEEEEEASE! -realizes that I'm begging and hides in emo corner-

Crys: Haha. You're in the emo corner.

AA: -Hands Crona's poem from Soul Eater-

Crys: I don't even... -starts to read- ... -joins AA in corner-

AA: waaaaah

Crys: -sniffle- awesome... -sniff-

AA: You're so -sniffle- raaaandom!

Crys: wait... why are we here?

AA: ummm... -stands and clears throat- I do believe we're done here.

Crys: Right then. TO BE CONTINUED!


A/N: This was our actual conversation (other A/N: It took us about 5 whole minutes to figure out where to put the A/N.)

AA: Hey, give me a food.

Crys: umm... CHEESECAKE!

AA: -sigh- Dinner-related, please.

Crys: hmm... PUMPKIN PIE!

AA: SAVORY!

Crys: Brussle Sprouts!

AA: Thank you!

AnimeAvarice typed into the FanFic she was writing how Regulus Black took Brussle Sprouts during dinner.

Crys: That would be so awesome if we could go into a FanFic...

*Mokona appears*(A/N: To anyone who doesn't know, Mokona comes from the anime Tsubasa Chronicle. It's a running joke with us. Crys: I luv Mokona!)

Mokona: Hi-hi!

Crys: SQUEEEEEE! OH MY GOSH! MOKONA! YOU'RE SOOOOO CUUUUUTE!

Kurogane: Don't encourage him! That little cream puff already thinks he's adorable!

AA: Kawaii!

Crys: I luv cream puffs! I eat them every day! Yummy...

Mokona: Mokona is here to grant you your wish, Authors!

Crys: WE'RE GOING TO ORLANDO?! YES!

Mokona: Even better! We're going to...

AA: An anime convention?! YEAH!

Crys: An Anime Convention?! SERIOUSLY?

AA: Yes. I really want to go to one!

Mokona: Nope! We're going to...

Crys: A chinese buffet?!

AA: A steak house?!

Mokona: YOUR FANFICTION!

They stared blankly for about 3 minutes.

Crys: Oh...

AA: My...

Both: GOSH! YAYYAYYAYYAYYAY!

AA: Which one?

Yuko: That one. *points at screen of AA's computer*

Crys: Wicked... Does this mean we're going to be witches?!

Yuko: Yup! Good luck!

Crys: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(Crys: I could actually go for an hour. I did it once on my birthday)

AA: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mokona transported the two very excited authors into the FanFic on AnimeAvarice's screen.

AA: WAIT! I JUST REALIZED!

Crys: What? You need your money?

AA: WORSE! This FanFic... is a drama!

Crys: EEEEEP! I luv drama!

AA: No, think: You and Me= humor. Y&M+Drama= *nuclear explosion*

Crys: Awesome! I luv explostions!

AA: -facepalm- The poor FanFic...

TIIIIIMESKIIIIIP (Yup, even here)

Reg: Aw, come on, LuLu. You can sit with your poor, hopeless classmates. -grins and takes brussle sprouts-

Luci: Ick. -Glowers at mini cabbages.

Sev: Hey, guys? Did you notice something about our dialogue?

Reg: It's in play form... AWESOME! I'm in a play!

Luci: -shakes head- Hey, hold it... "LUCI?!"

Reg: -cracks up- I knew I wasn't the only one to call you that!

Crys: Oh... My... GOSH!

AA: SQUEEEEEE!

Crys: -runs over to Reg and sits on his lap-

AA: -bangs head on wall-

Reg: Well, then... hello.

Crys: Hiiiiiiii... -hearts in eyes-

AA: Excuse her...

Reg: Who...?

PLOT EXPLANATION! -Suicide inducing music plays-

(AA: D. Gray-Man Abridged reference. C'mon. I had to)

(Crys: What's... "D. Gray-Man Abridged?")

(AA: If you have to ask, you may never know)

(Crys: Stupid owl. Took my tootsie roll pop!)

...

Crys: So... I'm Crystal12345! I'm an author! I helped write you!

AA: Yup. When Lucius hit you on the head in the hospital wing, that was her.

Reg: …. Ow. That hurt.

Crys: Sorry. Now... if you excuse me, I have to do something. -gets off Regulus' lap, runs over to Gryffindor table, and kicks Sirius Black where the sun don't shine-

Sirius: What... the... bloody... hell... was... that... for... owwwww! You sure can kick!

Crys: I kicked you because you're a prick.

AA: … I thought you had a crush on Sirius...

Crys: No, no... That was Remus. -kisses Remus on lips-

Remus: -faint-

Crys: He fainted...

AA: Nice. You just put one of my characters in a coma. Good thing he's almost never mentioned...

Crys: Hey... he's not in a coma. See, he's waking up!

Remus: What...

Crys: Hewwo, sweepy head!

Remus: -rubs eyes like puppy-

AA: KAWAII! -glomps- -gets off- My apologies. You're Crystal's...

Crys: -Puts hand over AA's mouth- NOTHING! I DON'T WRITE OCXREMUS FANFICS WITH MYSELF AS THE OC! HAHAHAHA!

AA: Aren't you writing one right now...?

Crys: We. You might have paired us for all the readers know...

AA: uh huh. Suuuuuuure... -drips w/ sarcasm-

Crys: OK! I LURV THE FUZZY PUPPY! SO WHAT?!

AA: -Triumph- She admits!

Remus: -red as tomato- "Fuzzy Puppy?"

Crys: -in Remus' ear- aren't you a werewolf?

Remus: How... do you know that?

Crys: ummm... books?

James: Am I gonna get ANY screentime?!

AA and Crys: NO.

James: -sits in emo corner-

Sirius: Sooooo... who's your crush?

AA: Hmmm... well... he's tall with dark brown hair, wears purple glasses from the 80's and has the power to make people see illusions. (AA: Virtual cookie to anyone who knows who my crush is. Hint: He's from an anime)

Sirius: ...

Crys: Hmmmm... James?

-James and AA glare-

Crys: Harry?

James: Who's Harry?

AA and Crys: Nooooobodyyyyy...

James: … ok!

Crys: -goes up to James and kicks his butt-

James: owwwww... what was that for?

Crys: picking on the Slytherins

James, Sirius, Remus, Lily and Peter: ?

AA: Slytherin fan.

Crys: And proud of it! Woo woo!

AA: Ravenclaw for the win!

-cricket cricket-

AA: … -joins James in emo corner- stupid close-minded... just cuz they're not the main characters...

Crys: I like the 'Claws too!

AA: Yay!

Crys: Only because they have "Claws" in their name.

AA: …..

Crys: I like violence. Sooooo... to Dumbydore?

AA: Kk.

-Walk up to DD-

AA: We have come from a far off land

Crys: America!

AA: ahem. It is a mystical realm of strange things like-

Crys: Miiiiicrowaaaaaves...

AA: AHEM! Like magic unseen before. We can make-

Crys: MACARONI AND CHEESE!

AA: FOR THE LOVE OF ALCHEMY! -clears throat- We can cre-

Crys: What did I do?

AA: Shoosh! We can cre-

Crys: But I'm not doing anything!

AA: -vein pop- As I was saying! We can create different realities and even contro-

Crys: GO TO THE MOON!

AA: SHIZUKANI, BAKA!

Crys: Not very nice...

AA: Anyways... If you join forces with us, with your magic and our control-

Crys: WE CAN DESTROY VOLDEMORT!

-Everyone in Hall flinches/gasps besides AA, Crys and DD-

Said 3: -rolls eyes- Just a name!

AA: plus, I was going to say rule all detentions... but destroying Voldemort works.

Crys: "Detentions?"

AA: GOSH DARNIT SPELLCHECK! -sigh- I meant "dimensions"

DD: Well... I suppose that would be in our best interests then.

AA: Huzzah!

Crys: Yippee!

Everyone else: …

Crys: I'M BORED! And... To b-

To be continued...

Crys: My line! Not yours!

AA: ... you're talking to a story...

Crys: I don't care! To be con-

To be continued...