A nice day for the smashing hay. Today a new smash bro would become super and join the Super Smashing Brothers. Everyone was talking about it. Everyone was like "Wow I wonder when the new contestant will join" "I wonder who they are!" "Isn't it weird it's called Super Smash Bros when theres a lot of girls in it" everyone was crazy about it!

Then! There! A figure opened the door! Everyone was excited! Who could it be! The figure was blue, it looked robotic, and mega, and like a boy, like Megaman, but not as manly... Finally after all the smoke had disappeared they saw! It WAS like Megaman! But not quite as manly! Everyone waited for it to talk...

"... uh where did that smoke come from" it finally spoke.

"Oh yeah sorry I tried to make popcorn it didn't go very well" Samus said.

"Who are y- Am I in the wrong place I need to use my emeralds to free these innocent creatures and rescue my dog!" the new person said. Everything got pretty awkward for a while on. "Who is he" someone whispered, "Why does he look like megaman but not as manly what's even the point then" Everyone was either staring at the newcomer or Megaman, who looked very uncomfortable and scared.

"no..." he, Sonic, and Mario whispered in unison...

Suddenly, the roof exploded! And in through the hole was an ugly old guy laughing. "What the fuck" someone asked.

"HAHAHAHA! I have still captured your dog and all the other rotten creatures to use for my evil experiments. You can't stop me now MegaBoy!" the old guy yelled, and he had to, he was several meters in the air.

"You'll never get away with this Dr. Dangerous!" the robot, assumably MegaBoy, yelled back, "I will use my emeralds to free those innocent creatures and rescue my dog."

"Dr. Dangerous what the fuck kind of name is that" Fox said, whose name is literally fox.

"Megaman, why does he look like you, except not as manly!?" Palutena asked Megaman, who was his girlfriend.

"Knuckles what the fuck about the emeralds" Shadow said to Knuckles somewhere. For a long while, Megaman, Sonic and Mario stood in complete silence, slingly tilting their heads down.

"I knew this day would come..." Mario said.

"Mario! What's going on!?" Peach asked in anguish.

"... Lucina, babe, turn off the lights... This is... serious bussiness... " Megaman said. People gasped. Pit flew head first into every lightswitch. It didn't make it much darker though, considering the huge hole in the ceiling.

"Like I really need to save my dog and those innocent creatures so" MegaBoy said before Megaman interrupted him, "No." he said, "You stay." "Can I like leave dramatically?" Dr. Dangerous asked, "No. You stay too." Megaman answered, "What!?" Dr. Dangerous yelled, "NO. YOU STAY TOO." Megaman answered louder, "ok" Dr. Dangerous said sadly.

"Ok... There's something we haven't told you all..." Sonic began. "This... is MegaBoy..." Merio continued.

"Do I know you two? Why do you look like me?" MegaBoy asked, he was really confused and kind of scared, he wasn't very comfortable in social situations and that is fine.

"MegaBoy..." Megaman began, putting his robot arm on MegaBoy's robot shoulder, "We... Created you." Everybody gasped. "Well, not really but like. Someone played our games and got inspired to make their own. We felt so guilty and were so ashamed when we found out we swore never to talk about it ever."

"excuse you" MegaBoy said, he was scared, confused and slightly offended now, but he didn't want to cause more of a scene than he already had so he didn't do much about it.

"You weren't the only one either... There's several of weird clones out there." Sonic said, as if thinking about something truly gruesome. "But you, you MegaBoy, you are special. You are all of us combined. So much effort was put into you, unnecesarilly much in fact, it was... inspiring, but at the same time so downheartening..." Megaman turned to Dr. Dangerous, "And you, Dr. Dangerous, you too were created through us. You and MegaBoy are brothers..." he said. "What the fuck kind of logic is that by that logic I'm related to a bunch of gooey alien monsters" Samus said. By now, half of the brawlers had left to go to like Mc. Donalds or something.

MegaBoy got very upset, and I mean he should've, these strangers he'd never met told him he was a terrible mistake they were ashamed of like what the fuck. MegBoy ran out of the globe crying. Everyone stared at Megaman, Mario and Sonic. "If only they could understand" their thoughts echoed in unison.

"Hello mx can I take your order?"

"What, oh sorry, I'm mostly just hiding, I don't really have any money sorry" MegaBoy told the waiter at Burger King.

"Hiding? From what?" They asked.

"Oh, nothing, it's just, I accidentally Entered the wrong house on my way to Croc City and there were these people there and this guy that looked like me and they told me they helped me come into existance and that they were ashamed of me and and" the sad robot boy said.

"Wow, that's rude. like wow. But you know what you're not they're wrong you are special and perfect, you always will be. I love you." the waiter said, kissing MegaBoy's head.

MegaBoy sniffed. "... Yeah... Yeah you're right. I'll show them! I'll show them all!" MegaBoy said, stood up and rushed away into the night (more like evening but like)

"Can I make popcorn" Olimar asked. "No, stfu" Samus said, pronouncing the abriviation literally "stfu", if she can't make poppops no one else can either.

Then, the door is kicked open by something. "MegaBoy!" Rosalina said. Megaboy was furious. He kicked like everything kickable. "Woah, dude stop, shit" Mario said, trying to stop the robot. "NO!" MegaBoy screamed.

And that's the story of how MegaBoy, Dr. Dangerous and the waiter at BK joined the brawl.