Kesha's Cannibal. Listen to it while reading.

Black is surrounded by thug gun men. They think they can take me down. They'll all be dead before they can raise their weapons. No matter. This ought to be fun. Just wait until I sink my teeth into you. Now I'm gonna eat you fool!


I sank my teeth into my first snack I've had all day and unfortunately the first gunman to shoot at me. He didn't have time to scream as I had bit off his lips and caught the squirting red liquid in my open mouth while he fell down dead. His buddies thought their bullets were some sort of shield that could protect them. Guess again! I clawed the gun in half then jumped onto top of his head and bit into his neck. This one had too much hair, instead of drinking hairy delicious blood I just chopped off the top of his skull and screamed "Whose NEXT!"


One of these slime balls had the audacity to yell in my face "Damn why won't this ugly thing die!" That only made me want to kill him more then suck his blood just to spit it right back in his dead corpses face. Almost imitating what Springheeled Jack does with my own touch of course, I jumped on his head and I could hear his heart beating so loud it hurt my ears not being able to torture him a little more but we had a job to do. I put my hand inside his chest and that was the last of that waste of life. I looked around and my next adversary was right behind me. "Just who I've been waiting for."


The vampire. I never had a vampire for dinner before, this ought to be fun. He swiped at my head and got a good nip on my cheek. But that wasn't going to happen again. I went under him, he above. He tumbled to the ground and I used my nails to stop my slide. We charged.

It was a sight to remember. He snarled, apparently he wasn't happy that I was still alive. Neither was I. I'm STARVING over here! He aimed for my throat. No can do, sweet cheeks. I swiped for his stomach then when he backed away, stupid vamp, right where I want you, I dug my other hand into his stomach then pushed us both back. He fell, tripped, slipped on the blood on the ground then howled in pain. He broke his ankle.

With him distracted because he was still getting up; I couldn't let this one get away now it was time I feast. I've waited long enough! I ponced like a lioness on its prey while its back was turn but could still flit away from me. I had one chance. Your MINE! My jaw connected.

I Am Cannibal. And doesn't it taste soo good.