Sup! Since I have been bored today I decided to write another random debate.
Disclaimer- I do not own iCarly *tear*
Random Debates: Bendy Straws VS Liquid Soap
Sam: Welcome to iCarly dot com!
Carly: Where penguins and meatballs are always welcome!
Sam: Today we will be having a random debate.
Carly: I will be speaking on the behalf of liquid soap.
Sam: And I will be speaking about the joys of bendy straws! Now let us begin.
Carly: Liquid soap smells nice.
Sam: Bendy straws are bendable.
Carly: Liquid soap comes in many different colors.
Sam: Bendy straws also come in many different colors
Carly: Next time you want to wash your hands try using a bendy straw.
Sam: next time you want to drink some liquid beverage try using liquid soap. I guarantee it won't taste good.
Carly: Gibby loves liquid soap!
Sam: So what? He's a Gibby he doesn't count!
Carly: Gibby's a person to, his opinions matter.
Sam: I still think he's a mermaid.
Carly: Okay, how did this go from a random debate to a conversation about Gibby?
Sam: You're right we should get back to the random debate Carls.
Carly: okay, liquid soap can clean hobo's feet.
Sam: Zebras love bendy straws!
Carly: Liquid soap is way better than bendy straws; even the fattest of donkeys can see that!
Sam: Bendy straws are way better than liquid soap! Without bendy straws, all the people in the world would be stuck with stupid regular straws.
Carly: Liquid soap!
Sam: Bendy straws!
Carly: Liquid soap!
Sam: Bendy straws!
Carly: Liquid soap!
Sam: Bendy straws!
Carly: Liquid soap!
Sam: I'm going to settle this once and for all with a story! Once upon a time there was a llama named Bob. He hated apples, and crabs, so he especially hated crabapples. His favorite food was pie and cheese. The End!
Carly: Wow, I guess that proves bendy straws are better than liquid soap.
Sam: That's what I've been saying this whole time!
Carly: This has been a random debate.
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