Tales of interest!!!

(I Do not own Final Fantasy in anyway shape or form because if I did then I would be frickin rich and I would laugh at you guys for makin FanFictions on a Game I would make millions on)

Cloud and the gang Lazying about with no care in the World. This is a story of what cloud and the others would be like living in a house together you know like the Real World only without the T.V.

Cloud Red13 and Barret are sitting on the Couch

Cloud:Whats that?

cloud looks at Barret tinkering with something.

Barret:Its a machine which is can do things that you would'nt unda stand."

Red13:So whats it do?

Silence hits the room.

Red13:Well?

Barret: Well what?

Red13:What does that thing you are making do?

Silence hits the room again

Red13: Hey you listening to me?!

Barret: I will tell you when I feel like it.

Red13:(Really Angry) Ok you are putting me at a risk of killing you.

Cloud totally ignores the little Argument and switchs channels on the t.v. then pulls up his shirt relisng he has gotten a little Chubby he then picks his nose and goes back to the channel surfing.

Cloud: Man there is nothing to do.

Red13: Tell me what it does!

Barret: No because you yelled at me. Plus you didn't say please.

Red13:Fine May I please see what you are making atleast.

Barret pulls out his Toe jam he was sculpting into a statue of a hot woman.

Red13: Dude thats disgusting.

Barret: Eat man I dare yous.

Barret trys to shove it into Red 13s mouth

Yuffie Walks out of another room in only her underwear and her hair is messed up she heads into the Bathroom.

Yuffie: (Looking crummy in her mirror) Man I shouldn't have partied that hard last night. Man look at these crows feet.

Yuffie continues to look into the mirror Relizing that Vincents Clothing is under her feet he barely got in to take a shower and she walked in before he could turn on the water.

Vincent: Oh man why is she in here?! Looks at her in her Underwear Man she's hot. Maybe I can ask her out tonight!

Yuffie opens the shower curtain hearing Vincent Talking aloud.

Yuffie:Who's in ther...........(Sees Vincents Disturbly body) Ahhhhhhhh

Vincent:(Relizing he is naked infront of Yuffie) Ahhhhhhhhh!

Cloud: Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Red13:(Spitting out remains of the Toe Jam Statue)Man what time is it anyway?

Barret: Bout Noon. Why you got a date or somethin?

Red13: No I got a D and D game to run with Cait sith.

Barret: Man you are seriously a nerd.

Red13: Shut up besides you shouldn't be talking you remeber that little contest we had a while back.......

Barret Grabs him.

Barret: What happens at the Gold Saucer stays at the Gold Saucer.

Red13: Yeah especially what you did infront of those people too.

That And we found out who has a bigger one.....

Barret: It was cold that night!!!

Red13: Even Cloud has a Bigger "Sword" Than you barret!

Barret:Nerd......

End of part one

Hackeredward: That was exciting now wasn't it?

Cloud: Not really its kinda lame.

Tifa:(looking through the script)Hey wait A minute what does this mean I get pregnant?! You got some explaining to do!!!!

Hackedward: We will be right back after these Commerci.....

Tifa Jumps on top of H.E. and little sign with a puppy pulling cord from a tv set saying "We are expirencing Technical Diffculties"

H.E.: Owww thats my Spleen!!!