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"They separated."

They were sitting in front of the fireplace in the Common Room. Everyone else had gone to sleep; after the day they'd had though it wasn't a surprise. Slaying a Basilisk, overpowering the Wizard Cops, and saving the school took a lot of energy.

"My parents," Harry spoke again. "I spoke to them before I came back to Hogwarts. Their ghosts. They've separated. They're together in heaven, with Sirius and Lupin, and they separated. Apparently because my dad's kind of immature!"

Harry gazed into the dwindling embers, recalling the conversation he'd had with his parents, Sirius, Lupin and Snape. "Dad's still single I think, he didn't mention any other girls but my mum... It's making me feel sick just thinking about what she said!" He shuddered.

"She's with Cedric! And she's not just dating him. They're married! And he's calling himself my 'Heavenly Father'! I mean, what the heck?!"

Ron murmured contemplatively. "Harry? Can I ask you something?"

"Yeah."

"Do they have any kids?"