Chapter 1: New Arrival

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For lack of a better term I'm basically fresh blood at this, usually I'd watch and read from afar but I've decided to try some of this if it's good, it's good, if it's bad, its bad… well enjoy


In life one should always expect anything and everything at the same time. Per example at this moment a midget could run in to your house and set everything on fire. Offensive to midget's? Yes. True? More than likely not, but the point is that anything can happen to you and the people surrounding you at any moment, at any time, at any place no matter who you are.

He knew this to be true. After all his life kind of screwed with him like that. But then again most people weren't born on the day that a tailed beast attacked their village. His life from their was pretty fucked up but awesome at the same time. People hated him then adored him, some secretly loved (stocked) him, and others saw him as an orange ramen loving idiot… which he was but that wasn't the point.

Either way he didn't expect his life to turn into a shithole that fast. From people with really creepy eyes hunting him down, to an asshole who destroyed his village all for the sake of 'peace'. And then the shithole got deeper as a war started over him. Though he wasn't going to take that one laying down.

And as if the great lord from above decided to flip him off, the hole got deeper, the Juubi was revived and so was Madara Uchiha. Along with a crazy bitch who quite frankly, freaked the fuck out of him.

But one should always expect anything and everything at the same time

He didn't expect to become immortal. That one really shocked him, because he honestly wasn't expecting that one to happen out of everything else. So imagine his face when he woke up and the old lady told him exactly what had happen to him and to his tenant. And as expected he took it as hard as anyone who could no longer die could have. He drowned himself in self-pity, before he picked himself up and decided that if he couldn't die he might as well make it worth while

He watched his generation slowly die out after a long life and watched the birth of the new one through the ashes. A generation that would no longer know what war was under his watch.

But then the cycle repeated, a generation grew and a new one took its place. And the cycle continued and didn't seem to have a stop. Even though he knew there was no stop to it, he could hope. So with a heavy heart and somber eyes he left his home and started to wonder the lands. And after that time went by far faster than he expected but he enjoyed it never the less.

So after many years of living he got really bored and with boredom came adventure.

With help from his tenant he started to explore outside of what could be considered the realm of norm. And with some new seals he was in what was known as the Underworld.

What followed was something that had finally killed his boredom.


Naruto had always wondered why the art of sealing seemed to ignore the laws of physics. Though in reality he knew they were way more then just squiggly line, that didn't change the fact that they were squiggly lines. But that they could practically do anything he wanted them to do made them more badass to him. And now that he was using them to make a portal to another universe leveled up that badassary.

With him being immortal he had plenty of time on his hands to master every art under the sun... which took a good 3000 years to do but accomplished none the less.

As Naruto's brush danced across the floor trailing ink behind it, he couldn't help but be excited at the prospect of a new world to explore. After exploring every nook and cranny his world had to offer (which he literally did) he was bored of being bored. While he was proud of how far the Shinobi world had come in technology and in peace, that didn't mean that he was entertained by it. He long ago stopped being its protector when he knew they didn't need him anymore. While he did have to step in on some occasions, he was pretty sure he was nothing more than a legend to inspire the younger generations. And while he would gladly tell anybody who he really was, that didn't mean he would help them with all their problems. It wasn't because he turned into an asshole or anything, it's just after years of being a hero, you grow tired of doing the same thing over and over again without any end to it.

Once you're tired of doing the same thing for a good portion of your very immortal life, you improvise by doing random and insane things. This meaning he lost what little sanity he had to begin with. Instead of being the hero, he became a villain. He didn't go out murdering people or anything like that, he just pranked the ever-living hell out of them. At night when villages were sleeping he would sneak in and lay his traps and then lay back and watch the results. The results being entire villagers not having hair on their heads, or the entire female population finding out they had no underwear. His favorite one being when he snuck into Kumogakure and flipped their mountain homes upside down, now that was fun. He had also picked up the habit of sleeping in random homes, he thought it was fun to do and funny to see whoever lived their's reaction in the morning. For a good 50 years he 'haunted' a town by pretending to be a ghost. The randomness seemed to continue through out years, he created a cult, sold houses, became a door to door salesman, briefly became a stripper in his female form, traveled around in a circus for a bit, and continuously found new and creative ways to kill himself even though he couldn't die.

Truly a good way to spend someones immortal life. At least in his opinion.

After he finished the last of his seals, Naruto stood up and breathed a sigh of relief at finally being done. The seal covered the entire room, the walls, the ceiling, the floor; nothing was left untouched by the seals. The seal itself had taken him about a year to develop and six days to draw as everything had to be precise, after all he was trying to hop into another universe, and that wasn't as easy as it sounded.

When he found out his long time friend had been holding information back from him about there being a possibility of other worlds, he had pulled the furry bastard's ears for a week. When he was finally told about the other worlds, he practically had stars in his eyes as different types of formulas for seals and ideas floated around in his head in order to make the perfect one to jump into another world.

All the while Kurama stared at him with dull eyes thinking "You moron, how the hell could you not know about there being other worlds, you fought a women who teleported you to them for godsake."

So had begun his research for poking holes in the fabric of reality.

Kurama had theorized that if Kaguya was able to teleport through worlds with her own technique, he should be able to as well. At first he thought about Kakashi and Obito's Mangekyo Sharingan, Kmaui, then he realized that he wasn't an Uchiha, so unless he wanted to go grave robbing again, he ran out of options on that end. He next thought about Kaguya and her technique, Amenominaka, but the best that he could come up with was a looking glass that allowed him to see through any women's clothes no matter the distance... he really wasn't sure were he was going with that idea, but hey, panties.

After a few months of trying to figure out ways to teleport into another world, he came up with the perfect formula of seals in order to complete his self-appointed mission. But while he had everything set for the jump, he really wasn't sure what to expect from this new world he was going to, if anything he was sure it would relieve his boredom. Hell, for all he knew the new world could be war-torn and desolent and his arrival would set off just about every alarm in the universe and more than likely piss off a few people.

Essentially, he was running onto a battlefield with bright neon lights pointing in his direction while he was screaming at the top of his lungs and dancing to a beat of a song no one could hear but him.

...There is a story about that somewhere that will probably never be explained do to the sheer insanity of the situation. Either way he always loved being the center of attention.

"Do you really think this will work?" A small, long eared, orange furred fox asked as it lounged around with its nine long tails swinging lazily around. Kurama truly couldn't careless about rather or not if the seal could work, as long as it kept his insane friend busy, it was perfectly fine with him.

Life for the chakra construct had truly been interesting. He was old, that was a given considering he was created by the man who brought chakra to the world. He had seen the rise of the Shinobi and the creation of the Five Great Shinobi Countries. It was safe to say that he had seen it all, and if he hadn't seen it, he could just shrug it off as an everyday. Even when the incident that brought him and his container to their current state happened all he did was find a nice patch of sun and slept for the entire day.

Still though the crazy shit that he had seen Naruto do were things that he couldn't exactly shrug off.

Like when the damnable blonde argued with pigeons for six hours straight, or when he decided that it would be fun to set himself on fire, or the time the blonde became a door to door salesman (a very confusing time for the both of them), there was also the time when he accused himself of cheating at rock,paper, scissors and held an entire court case were he was literally the judge, jury, and the executioner via clones, or the time he...

The fox could literally go on for YEARS about the amount shit he had seen the insane immortal do, but quite frankly he didn't want the migraine that came with thinking about his stupid containers antics. It really wasn't worth it.

On the bright side though, he was pretty sure he now held the record for the fastest time to get a migraine... so that was something to look forward to at least.

Naruto looked over and narrowed his eyes at the furred creature. "Oh! So now you're interested in my hobbies! Well I'm not gonna indulge you anymore mister! Hmph!" The blonde then pouted, crossed his arms, and turned his back to the fox in the most childish way possible for a man of his age.

Said fox could only roll his eyes at the blondes antics. Honestly he didn't know how the meat-bags brain could function properly. Kurama would have given up on his container along time ago if he hadn't become so lazy from laying around all the time.

Peace truly was a virtue. Well at least when the blonde shinobi wasn't doing insane and random things... which he almost always was.

Kurama got up from his spot and walked toward Naruto, who seemed to have forgotten about his bout of insanity. The fox looked over the main design of the seal and noticed how much power it would take to work.

"You really like being the center of attention, don't you? With this matrix you'll cause ripples in the very fabric of reality. Not very subtle." The fox continued to walk around and look at the make up of the seal array, and started growing concerned with what he saw.

"Why does it look like this entire thing is suppose to basically punt us into the other world with no regard to our safety whatsoever?" Even though he asked, the fox knew he wasn't going to get a straight answer from the blonde. He didn't really expect to get one anyways.

As if to prove him right, the immortal cleared his throat and stood up from his crouching position. A very clear indication that he was going to go into a rant. All Kurama could do was repress a sigh.

"Should've just kept my moth shut." The fox thought as he stared with dull eyes as his long time friend took a deep breath and proceeded to give an explanation that probably only made sense to him.

"You see my dear fuzzy friend." Naruto began. "Seeing as I have no idea what to expect on the other side of the rabbit hole, I'm going to throw cation to the wind and arrive there with the biggest bang that has ever banged! This will alert just about every living being that has conscious thought that my sexy ass has arrived! The possibility that this will piss off said beings is so spectacular that I might just wet myself at the idea of fighting them! Do you have any idea how long its been since I had an actual fight to the death! I mean I can't die, but the chance to get my blood pumping is just so tempting I can't help myself! I haven't had an actual fight in years! And don't you dare tell me that fight with that one pigeon counted, because I won fare and square and there is no way that bastard won! S-so what if he called his friends for back up and I got jumped later! In the end I was the one that was laughing as I slowly roasted them over the fire and ate them! That will teach those damn pigeons about respect! Hahahhahah!" The blondes tirade, of course ended with a very crazy laugh and dark curses toward all of pigeon kind.

Kurama had ignored most of it because he knew the blonde was more than likely gonna ramble off about something random. He spent most of the time planing out ways to save both of them in case his container did something incredibly stupid and got them in monumentous trouble.

"Lets face it." Kurama thought as he watched the blonde roll around on the ground in uncontrollable crazed laughter. "I might as well start writing apologies for the many people this moron is gonna screw over. There really is no point in planning ahead anyway, since he'll probably do something completely idiotic as soon as we get there." Just as he thought this, the blonde stopped laughing and stood up so fast, the fox was surprised he didn't break anything.

"Now enough craziness, time to get this shindig started" Naruto said as he started to pour chakra into the seal which started to light up.

The tailed beast walked toward the blonde and jumped up onto his shoulders, once he was comfortable enough he started to help his friend with his own chakra. He started to flow his power the same way the blonde was. Once he received an appreciated nod from Naruto he continued to put more and more power into the matrix, which was starting to glow brighter by the minute. Soon enough the entire room was engulfed in the light, and the fox felt himself and the blonde slowly disappearing from their home world.

"... Will you miss this place?" Kurama asked Naruto in the moment of silence that had developed during the activation of the seal. He knew that even though the blonde had shut himself out from the world, he still loved it and the people that inhabited it.

The blonde pondered the question for a moment before he answered in a way that truly surprised the fox. "This world doesn't need me anymore, it hasn't needed me for a very long time. The memories of the people I loved and the places I cherished, are muddled and distorted. I'd be lying to myself if I didn't admit that the only reason I barely remember anything at all, is because of the constant reminders that I surround myself with. I love this world and its people, that is a fact that cannot be argued with or denied. I will do anything in my power to make sure this world is safe and all its inhabitants know the meaning of true peace..."

It was then that Kurama looked at Naruto, and saw a face of someone who had seen far too much and had lived far too long. A face that seem tired and lively all at the same time. It was at that moment that the tailed beast remembered another reason why exactly it was that he hadn't given up on his container a long time ago.

Naruto raised a hand toward his face and watched as it slowly faded away in a golden light. Watching in amazement as he slowly started to disappear from the world he was proud to call his home. At that time he seemed to finally realize what exactly it was that he was doing and that he was never coming back. A small somber smile formed on his face.

"...but they don't need me anymore." The blonde said as he clenched his fist and his smile turned into a wide grin that almost split his whiskered face in half. "That means I'm at liberty to do whatever the hell I want, whenever the hell I want to! If that means traveling to another world for an awesome adventure that involves kicking some ass then I'm all for it!"

The blonde then turned his head toward Kurama. "Can you imagine all the princesses that need to be saved and the dragons that need to be slayed! Not to mention all the baddies that need to get their asses kicked! It would be just like old times! Except I'm like, ten times more awesome than I was before!"

Kurama stared at his long time friend for a bit, before he 'hmphed' and turned away.

The reason why he hadn't given up on his container a long time ago was because Naruto didn't give up at any point in time in his immortal life, even though he knew the blonde damned well deserved to. If he didn't give up, then Kurama sure as hell wouldn't. Naruto was his friend, and as long as he pushed forward, the fox would stay by his side as long as he needed to.

Besides, he kinda liked the idea of having new places for him to sleep in.

...he would also admit that it would be fun to fight new people and tear some throats out. Still though, there was something he had to know...

"...What if we meet someone who is like Kaguya?" Kurama asked, even though he already knew the answer. He just wanted to make sure he and Naruto were on the same page.

As the question was asked the whiskered shinobi's grin turned dangerous and gained a more fang like appearance.

"If we meet someone like that and they're good people, then that would be disappointing since we wouldn't be able to fight them. But..." His blue eyes turned crimson and his pupils gained a slit. "...if they're evil and cause harm to good people...well..." His whisker marks became more prominent and his blonde hair grew wilder.

By this time their bodies had almost disappeared. All that remained was Naruto's torso and Kurama's head, both of which were quickly fading away into golden light.

Kurama gave a fanged grin that matched Naruto's perfectly. The fox knew exactly what the immortal was gonna say next. They both took a deep breath and then shouted at the top of their lungs in unison.

"WE'LL KICK THEIR ASS!"

With that last yell Uzumaki Naruto, the Hero of the Elemental Nations, the Bringer of Peace, the Child of Prophecy, and The most Unpredictable Shinobi, left his beloved home for another.

Leaving an empty room with nothing but seals capable of teleporting someone to another world.


UNDERWORLD:

LUCIFAAD CITY


The great capital city of the Old Satan Faction was indeed a wondrous sight.

There was no fear from the inhabitants, as they had nothing to worry about. They didn't need to worry about food as they had that in abundance. There was no worry for poverty, as all men and women had jobs serving the Old Satan Faction. They most certainly didn't need to worry about the protection of the city as they were assured day in and day out that their lives are safe in the hands of the very capable Old Satan military.

Truly the only thing for them to lose hair about would be the civil war that was being waged by the misguided youths of the Anti-Satan Faction.

Though they knew there was no chance for the Anti-Satan Faction to penetrate the walls of the city, there was still the fear that it might happen. After all, from what it seemed there was many young and powerful devils who had joined the Anti-Satan Faction. The possibility that one of them could penetrate the walls of the city seemed more and more likely as the war continued. Words of their achievements reached them after all.

Still though, the citizens believed themselves to be safe, so long as they had that comfort in their minds, everything would be just fine.

!BOOM!

Of course someone else had plans of their own.

Immediately following the very, VERY, loud boom, everything was bathed in a golden light that was far too bright for some of the devils to handle. If that wasn't enough, an unknown power forced most if not all devils to the ground. Those who could stand it were only able to kneel as the pressure and light slowly decreased. Once it was completely gone, the Old Satan Faction military acted quickly.

The now panicked citizens had something to finally worry about, an outright attack on their beautiful city by the Anti-Satan Faction. While some of the Old Satan military tried to calm them, they also couldn't help but admit that they were also worried about the potential of an all out attack on their city.

While all this occurred, a seemingly middle-aged man with sliver hair and beard watched from his office in the largest tower in the city as his army scrambled around like chickens with their heads cut off. He wore armor on his upper torso, which consisted of two large silver pauldrons and a large silver chest plate, both of these went over a large black cloak that barely touched the ground.

This was Rizevim Livan Lucifer, leader of the Old Satan Faction.

"Fools." Rizevim muttered as he moved his blue eyes from his bumbling army to the direction of were the power originated. "This wasn't the Anti-Satan Faction's doing, they could only dream about having such power."

Rizevim was a devil who could proudly say was one of the most powerful beings in the Underworld. After all he was one of the three Super Devils left in his species. If anyone knew about power it was him. But even so... what he had felt had almost killed him over.

Limitless.

That was the best way Rizevim could describe it.

While his face kept an expression of stone, he was really very unnerved about what he had felt. Unlike his army and people, who had felt the power when it was watered down, he had felt it when it as at its apex, at that point he had to shield himself from the shear pressure. It was obvious to anyone who was paying attention that whatever was behind that power had traveled through the Dimensional Gap, and the only two things that occupied that were...

The Lucifer didn't really want to think of the possibility of one of THEM being outside of his doorstep. It wouldn't end nicely if that was the case.

Either way if there was something to be said about Rizevim, it was that he was a devil who would see an opportunity and take it by the horns. This was a perfect opportunity for Rizevim. He could use this to gain more political backing from the older devils on the council, as well as blame whatever damage and casualties resulted in this incidents on the Anti-Satan Faction. He could also do something far more risky, something that could potentially put his life in danger.

He could try to use the source of this mysterious power. Rizevim had never felt such power, it was so strange. He had lived for a very long time, he had seen and felt practically every source of energy in the supernatural community. From an Angel's Holy Light, to the magic of a high tier Magician, he had seen and felt it all.

This energy felt like nothing he had ever sensed before. It seemed almost ALIVE. It constantly moved and shifted with the environment, moving like a curious child at a store, and if he wasn't such a good sensor he probably would have guessed that it was nature itself given form. Besides feeling alive it also felt as if it was old, very old, ancient even. How an energy source could give off such a vibe was beyond him.

The devil would be lying to himself if it wasn't curious about the source of the power. In fact, the more he flt it spread around the atmosphere, the more curious he grew.

"Rest assured." He thought as he let out his twelve bat like wings from his back. "I will find some way to use you. I can't let you fall into the hands of Sirzechs or the Anti-Satan Faction for that matter." With that, Rizevim pushed off the ground with his wings and started flying toward were he was sure the source came from. He thought it better to fly rather than teleport there, after all, he didn't want to antagonize such powerful being so soon.

While Rizevim knew he was outclassed, he knew he could at least try to win this being over. If anything he could at least convince them not to participate in the ongoing war. That way no one will have them.

What the devil didn't know(or realize), however was that he was gonna be the first of many that Uzumaki Naruto was gonna screw over. One that Kurama wasn't gonna apologize to.


AUTHORS NOTE: First an far most, I'd like to say sorry for all the wait I put you guys through. While I could go on and on with very justifiable excuses for why I haven't touched my story in about two years, I won't.

Anyways, If you haven't noticed, the first chapter has been updated, along with this chapter 2 will also be updated as soon as possible.

If my writing seems awkward to you, bare with me for a bit. I am trying to find a good writing style for myself to get adjusted to. If anyone can help with that or give me some tips, that would be just fine & dandy

Anyways look out for chapter 2 sometime in the coming week if work doesn't take too much time out of me.

See ya later folks!