After a sort of sweaty training session, meaning I had to train loads of new campers how to not die because of monster attacks, I hit the showers and washed my black short hair and changed into a black shirt with a skeleton saying 'Welcome to the afterlife, it's better than breathing' and some black jeans. I'm sorry I should probably introduce myself, I'm Percia 'Percy' Rhea Jackson, and this is my story, the one after the I sort of killed Kronos, my grandfather and the titan of time. Those times have been accounted for by a seer called Rick Riordan.
So after I took a shower and got changed I went down to the beach and sat on a rock, because that was were Andrew and I had decided to meet, we were going on a date. I waited for hours until Thalia, Nico, Tyson and Clarisse came down to the beach, they'd been wondering where I'd been for the last few hours. Thalia and Tyson had a day off. I said "Waiting for Andy, we were meant to meet on this rock to go on our date." Clarisse shot me a sympathetic look and said "Andrew," She spat his name out like it was poison, "Has been parading around with some newly claimed Aphrodite kid called Fifi, I know her name sounds like a dog's. Saying that you and him had Broken up."
"I need to see this for myself." Said an extremely distraught me and I ran up to the Athena cabin where he lived.
Entered sobbing, as anyone would if you had just found out that the love of your life had been cheating on you. I entered what I saw was enough to want to murder Anthony in his sleep. My supposed boyfriend was making out with a person who I assumed was Fifi.
"What in the name of blue sugar cookies are you doing, andrew we were meant to go on a date, you literally could have said 'look, percy I don't think things are working out." He opened his mouth to speak, but I interrupted him "Would you mind if we broke up. we could still be friends' and I would have said yeah I don't think things are working out either, that's my honest opinion. If you had just said that instead of me having to walk in on you making out with some Aphrodite kid who has a name that sounds like what a person would call a dog." I said in a voice and glint in my eye that just promised castration of male autonomy. My mind had officially snapped half way through my rant. I followed through with my promise, making sure to stop the blood flow before he could die, we can't have being accused of murder now, can we. It was official my mind had partially snapped.
I ran to Thalia and flatly said, "Is that offer to join the hunt still standing?"
Thalia went slightly red as she asked an awkward question. "Are you still a virgin?"
"Yes, I wanted to wait until I was absolutely sure that Anthony wasn't going to cheat."
"Then I will ask lady Artemis if you can join the hunt. If she says yes then she will flash over so you can make your oath."
My legs are dangling off the edge,
The bottom of the bottle is my only friend,
I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone,
My legs are dangling off the edge,
Stomache full of pills didn't work again,
I put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone
(Bullet by Hollywood Undead)
Thalia looked at me strangely.
"What, singing calms my nerves and stops me from having a panic attack. Don't judge."
"OK, just your chosen song is a bit strange that's all, I wouldn't be surprised if you were a legacy of Apollo with all you're singing."
"Eh. I might be, my mum's true parentage was never revealed after she found out that she was adopted. So you never know."
Thalia went back to her mental conversation with Lady Artemis.
I own nothing but my extremely questionable ideas. I did my first clifhanger, was it good? Anyway you're free to comment.
