Tsuna had the feeling that he won't like whoever the real Rokudo Mukuro was. As he entered the Kokuyo Health Land building, his bad feeling grew even stronger. It was practically screaming at him, begging him to run away before he scarred himself for life. Reborn (that spawn of satan), however, wouldn't let Tsuna did exactly that, no matter how much he wanted to, reasoning that his friends (or subordinates as Reborn kept on insisting) had done so much till they reached here, so Tsuna had no choice but to comply.
When he arrived in front of a big door that should have led to the theatre room, if his memory hadn't failed him, his bad feeling intensified even more and screamed at him to get away, now. Tsuna so wanted to do that, however he couldn't. Reborn, that devil, would kill him if he did so. So, with a heavy heart, he opened the door and walked in hesitantly.
"Kufufu..." that was a weird laugh, Tsuna commented mentally, looking here and there to find whoever had just laughed. That was when he noticed a figure sitting in the sofa. The brunet couldn't see his face properly, as it was shadowed. He saw the shadow stood up in the darkness and walked forward, entering the light. Tsuna's eyes widened when he saw who, or rather, what the figure was.
"Nappopo nappo nappopo, nappopopo."
Apparently, the real Rokudo Mukuro was a walking pineapple... literally.
A pineapple with a body, hands, and legs. A pineapple that wore clothes. A pineapple with real pineapple head, not a pineapple hairstyle. And apparently, the pineapple could only speak pineapple... literally.
A pineapple.
"HIIIIIEEEEEEE!"
End
A/N: I'm so sorry for writing this half assed crack and not updating my other fic... I've written half of the next chapter for To That Blue Sky, don't worry! But you know what? I'm not really sorry for writing this crack. Blame this plot to my dear bestie who was almost always on crack. I was showing her a short comic I drew, and on one of the panel, I drew the usual stick man with Mukuro's pineapple hair because I was too lazy to draw full body properly at the time. Then she commented something along the line of, "Ah, a KHR AU, in which everything is the same, except for Mukuro being a pineapple... literally."
Mind to review this plotless crack? XD
By the way, I'm so sorry for any typos, I'm writing this on phone.
