A/N: 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' has always been among my favorite Christmas carols. It's one of the few I know all the words to ^^ It's perfect for annoying people--it should be renamed 'The Not Quite Never-Ending But Still Pretty Long Christmas Carol'! Oh, and I'm basing the rhythm on the assumption that 'Tchea' is two syllables. If it's one, it still works, of course, but I think it sounds best if 'Tchea' is two. (I think it'd be pronounced like 'chia' or 'chee [Animorphs 4-eva, LOL!]', because 'tsunami' is 'soonami' instead of 'toonami', but I don't know.)

Disclaimer: I don't own the concepts of Pteris, Tchea Fruit trees, Faeries, Usuls, Kougras, Aishas, Eyries, Lupes, Kaus, Krawks, Meercas, Koi, Wockys, Skeiths, or the Advent Calendar, although I do have one of some of those. I don't own the month of Sleeping/December/Decembre, no matter what language it's in ^^ I don't own 'The Twelve Days of Christmas', but I have fair use here ^^

On the first day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
A Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the second day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the third day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the fourth day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the fifth day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the sixth day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Six Lupes a-howling
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the seventh day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Seven Kaus a-mooing
Six Lupes a-howling
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the eighth day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Eight Krawks a-sleeping
Seven Kaus a-mooing
Six Lupes a-howling
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the ninth day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Nine Meercas eating
Eight Krawks a-sleeping
Seven Kaus a-mooing
Six Lupes a-howling
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the tenth day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Ten Koi a-swimming
Nine Meercas eating
Eight Krawks a-sleeping
Seven Kaus a-mooing
Six Lupes a-howling
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the eleventh day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Eleven Wockys waking
Ten Koi a-swimming
Nine Meercas eating
Eight Krawks a-sleeping
Seven Kaus a-mooing
Six Lupes a-howling
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the twelfth day of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Twelve Skeiths a-skiing
Eleven Wockys waking
Ten Koi a-swimming
Nine Meercas eating
Eight Krawks a-sleeping
Seven Kaus a-mooing
Six Lupes a-howling
Five blue Eyries
Four yellow Aishas
Three Christmas Kougras
Two Faerie Usuls
And a Pteri in a Tchea Fruit tree.

On the other days of Sleeping, the Advent gave to me
Nothing: I was too busy.

A/N: ^^;; Odd, no?