I watched Bass to Mouth and wanted to write this so...hope you like it.


Cartman was walking in the hallway at school and he was approached by Wendy.

"Hey Cartman, can we talk?" Wendy asked

"Whatever just hurry up." Cartman replied with big annoyed sigh

"Well I wanted to give you this cupcake." Wendy says

Cartman smiles and takes the cupcake, "Why thank you Wendy."

With that he left to head for lunch and Wendy was just watching him with a smile on her face.


Later on Cartman was in class waiting for the bell to ring when he realized he had to go to he bathroom really, really, badly.

"Mr. Graisson can I use the restroom?"

"Hold on Eric." Mr. Graisson replied

Cartman knew he couldn't hold it in so he tried to run to the restroom but by the time he reached the door to get out of the classroom it was too late. Cartman got an embarrassed look.

"CARTMAN CRAP HIS PANTS!" Stan yelled and everyone covered their noises and some were laughing.

"STOP LAUGHING!" Cartman yelled and ran out of the classroom and into the bathroom and he flushed the tiolet after he wiped himself and stuff and headed out with a very angry look on his face.

"Now you no how it feels." A voice said from behind him and Cartman turns around to see Jenny Simon with a smile on her face.

"YOU!"

"Yep. I payed Wendy to give you that cupcake so you would eat it and then crap your pants in class." Jenny says with an evil look on her face.

"You will pay!" Cartman threated

"Well you deserved it and now that we both are having a problem with that we can," Jenny moves towards his faces, "Be together." She leans in and puts her lips on his and Cartman tries to resist but gives in like in 10 seconds, They are holding each other tight while making out.

"EW!" A voice yelled

Cartman and Jenny turned to see Red looking The them but she runs off.

"Hey, You now you just kissed the person who made you like this." Cartman glares at her

"I chased after you that day for reason." She says and kisses him again.


Just a quick little story hope you liked it. If I get good reviews or requests I'll make this a multichapter