Summary:
Vegeta after knowing how strong his son is likely to be in the future is unsatisfied. In order to have a strong offspring such as Gohan he must woo Chichi into bearing his child. Of course with the help of Mirai Trunks who now is basically just Vegeta's royal servant.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I'm a new author so beware - this stuff is mostly likely BAD! Anyway on with the real disclaimer. I don't own DB/Z/GT. If I did I wouldn't be writing stories. I would be basking in my glory and money but unfortuately that's not true. AND...all the characters belong to Funimation, or Toonami. I don't know. Enjoy.
"Goku! I'm home darling! Come here so I can hug your handsome body" Chichi called as the house started shaking while Goku bounded through the house. He stood in front of Chichi and lifted her up, hugged her then placed her on the couch.
"Uhh Chichi?" Goku tentatively said
"Mmm?"
"Mirai Trunks is here again" Goku shrugged his shoulders and smiled
"Oh dear god why?" Chichi asked groaning, hiding her face with her arms. "Not today...I don't need it"
"Come on honey" Goku sighed as he extended his strong arm for Chichi who clung onto it hesitantly while Goku practically dragged her to the kitchen where Trunks clad in a heart costume started waving his arms weakly and doing a half hearted dance.
"Sorry Son Chichi, my father ordered me to do this" Trunks cleared his throat preparing for song.
Oh Chichi Son
How could a woman like you,
bear a warrior so true
So dump Kakarott
and I'll drown my other lot
then we'll make heaps of babies
that are devoid from rabies
and who are stronger then Goku's son
that way we'll have heaps of fun
blowing up the woooorrrllld...
and the sun
Trunks then collapsed on the floor cowering from the sheer shame. Chichi and Goku both stared at Trunks whose lavender hair contrasted greatly with the dark red of the heart costume and face. Goku sniggered at Trunks, while he started writhing on the ground.
Goku laughed "I didn't know Gohan and Goten have rabies?"
"it's no joke Goku," Chichi glared at Trunks who still lay on the floor "That deranged father of yours will not have his way! One more escapade like this and I'll be pickling both you and your demon father's eyes which I would have clawed out of their sockets with my bare fingers!"
Trunks then gathered himself up and lowered his eyes "Does that mean you'll have my fathers children?"
"HELL NO!" screamed Chichi as she picked Trunks up and thew him out of her kitchen window.
"Vegeta's a bit obsessive isn't he, Chichi?" Goku asked softly as he backed away from Chichi who stood fuming cradling a potato masher.
"Yes he is...I think that one day I'll be paying him a visit instead of him sending Trunks over to woo me with stupid poems, songs and mime performances" Chichi stared blankly at the wall, her eyes narrowed.
Goku burst out laughing, clutching his sides remembering the mime performance, "Oh yeah...wasn't it called 'The conception of Vegeta the third' Trunks did a good job of being you and Vegeta at the same time"
"Shut up Goku, all Vegeta wants is power. Pure power from his...his SPAWN!" spat ChiChi who had a hand on her forehead. "I think I'll go to bed now Goku"
Chichi started slowly walking off to her bedroom leaving Goku standing looking forlorn.
"But Chichi, you haven't made dinner yet!" whined Goku, his stomach suddenly letting out a roar.
"Stuff making dinner," Chichi yelled "Go over to Bulma's house, save Gohan, Goten and even chibi Trunks, CHIBI Trunks NOT MIRAI Trunks and then you can take them to Mcdonalds"
"Great! Thanks Chichi!" Goku quickly left the house and started flying to Bulma's muttering on the way "Save little Trunks, not mind controlled big Trunks...Chibi...chibi...chibi.."
He landed shortly at Capsule Corporation, his stomach feeling as it would explode if he didn't get to McDonalds within 4 minutes.
He knocked on the door and waited, when the door opened he didn't see anything.
"Hello?" he called out
"Kakarot!" growled a voice
Goku looked down to where the voice was coming from and saw Vegeta smirking.
"So Kakarot, has my dearest Chichi decided to succumb to my hypnotic song and dance and dumped you?" spoke Vegeta glaring at Goku who had risen one eyebrow
"It was supposed to be hypnotic?" asked Goku staring down at Vegeta
"Yes, it was unless my useless future weak son didn't do it properly!" Vegeta had turned towards Mirai Trunks who was trying to cross the large corridor unnoticed. "YOU!"
Trunks froze
"Y-yes...f-father?" Trunks asked meekly
"Did the beautiful-machine-capable-of-bearing-strong-offspring accept? Slave?" asked Vegeta aggressively
"N-no...f-father"
"THEN YOU DIDN'T SING PROPERLY!" Vegeta screamed before ploughing Mirai Trunks to the ground.
After a minute of Vegeta heavily breathing, and Goku staring at the tip of his hair in the doorway, Trunks skunked off after regaining consciousness.
"Sooo...Vegeta, what kind of hair spray do you use?" Goku asked
"I use Pantene, extra volume it really - WHAT THE HELL?" Vegeta yelled
"..."
"Why'd you want to know that?" scowled Vegeta "Ahhh...I know, your wife may have been admiring my hair, and she asked you to ask didn't she? DIDN'T SHE?!"
"My wife couldn't care less about you Vegeta, in fact she hates your guts" informed Goku.
"Well, I happen to like them and I like your wife's as well, Goku or no Goku. She will be mine!"
"No she won't"
"Yes she will"
"No"
"Yes"
"NO"
"Yesss..."
"Stop it Vegeta or I'll swear at you" threatened Goku
"Oh really Kakarot? What are you going to do? Say 'DAMN' instead of 'DARN' Haha." Laughed Vegeta sneering at Goku who had suddenly turned red.
"Why you little &^%* I'm gonna screw your tight ass onto a &*^% $^%^% and theN stuff youR (&*%$ and then smear your %^&* on my #$#@ WINDOW and then stick your !@#$# ass onto my wife's %^$#(*^ car boot and..." At this point Goku turns super saiyan. "THEN I'LL SHOVE YOUR %^^* ...hey where's Gohan, Goten and little Trunks?" Goku finished, returning to his normal self.
Vegeta reappeared from around the corner looking terrified. Then suddenly a sound like a bomb being muffled underneath a mattress filled Capsule Corps.'s entrance way.
"Oh, sorry that was my stomach" Goku said sheepishly as he heard Mirai Trunks yelling in the house about Vegeta exploding again.
Goku pushed past Vegeta who stood rigidly and strode through the house going through each room.
"Hi Bulma!" he greeted
"Oh Hey Goku! Don't mind Vegeta, he's just a bit obsessive about something these days, sorry he had to explode in front of you" Bulma chirped
"No prob, do you think I can take chibi Trunks out?" asked Goku looking around the huge living room.
Bulma smiled "Oh? Sure, would you like Mirai Trunks to go as well?"
"Uh, no Chichi wouldn't like that" stated Goku flatly
"Ok then, Vegeta wouldn't like it as well, it'll interrupt him making his chocolate cake" Bulma said waving here hand as if it was no big deal "Ok see you later Goku"
"Bye!" Goku said as he watched Bulma walking away.
"Gohan!" Goku called as he saw his eldest son staring at the 9 foot television watching Jackie Chan, the animated series.
"Gohan?" Goku went to pick up his teenage son but found he couldn't lift him due to Gohan gripping the carpet with his hands
"Shhh...Dad!" hissed Gohan "Jackie's gonna whoop someone's ass"
"Mcdonalds..." Goku said in a sing song voice
"Mcdonalds?" Gohan asked hopefully
"Uh huh..." Goku smiled
"Yeah!!! I love Mcdonalds! I want a Happy Meal!" Gohan said excitedly as he jumped up,
Gohan skipped along with Goku as they went in search for Goten and Chibi Trunks.
"Gohan, how old are you?"
"18"
"And you want a happy meal?"
"..."
"hmmm..."
"but they have Mr Satan action figures! And one of Videl too!"
"..."
"Please?"
"No, Gohan, no"
Gohan mumbled something under his breath before they met Mirai Trunks in the kitchen. He wore a frilly apron and looked thoroughly peeved off while he opened a cake mix.
"Hey Trunks, have you seen Trunks and Goten?"
Trunks cowered before realising it was Goku who had spoken to him.
"No...sorry, sir"
"Don't call me sir, Trunks" said Goku lifting an eyebrow
"Ok...sir"
Goku, shaking his head quickly pushed Gohan out of the vicinity of Trunks and into the backyard where he found Goten hanging upside down on a tree branch clasping a Barbie and a Ken while chibi Trunks stood underneath awaiting them.
"DIE DIE DIE!!" screamed Goten shrilly as he threw them onto the ground. "Servant! Go clean up the bodies!"
"Yes sir" muttered Chibi Trunks reattaching the Barbies head onto Ken's body while doing vice versa for the other figure.
"Goten! I don't want you to do that to Trunks!" yelled Goku who stared disbelievingly at the scene.
"Why not? Uncle Vegeta does it too!" wailed Goten as he scrambled down the tree
"Well you ought to be ashamed of yourself, don't call him Uncle!" Goku said, emphasising the last word "Little Trunks, are you ok?"
"Yes sir, I like playing these kind of games" Trunks looked up at Goku with a happy expression
"No you don't" Goku said sternly
"Yes he does" smiled Goten while Gohan just looked down at the dolls strangely.
"Yeah I do" Trunks smiled innocently
"YOU DO NOT!" Goku yelled as the rumbling of his stomach emphasised his point
"No he doesn't" Goten quickly said
"No I don't, does that mean I can be the evil killer thing then?" asked Trunks hopefully while Gohan was now sitting on the grass playing the dolls.
"No!" said Goku
"Ok" Trunks then suddenly clutched Goku's hand "I like you, you freed me"
"Aww...that's so - what?! GOHAN!"
Gohan's eyes opened wide as he let the two dolls fall to the ground.
"What were you doing?!" exclaimed Goku as he squeezed Trunks's hand tightly
"I..uh...was reliving the childhood I didn't have cos I had to FIGHT and KILL" spat Gohan bitterly
"He was making them kiss and he took off their clothes" said Goten looking disgusted
"Shh...no I wasn't" hissed Gohan as he whacked Goten around the ears.
Goku gripped Trunk's hand even harder now, judging from Goku's rising anger at the delay from McDonalds and Gohan, and also Chibi Trunks's contorted face.
Goku started lecturing Goten and Trunks's "Gohan is the perfect example of what killing and fighting can do to you at that age. You both are lucky. Congratulations. Wanna go to McD's?"
Trunks's nodded gritting his teeth in pain and Goten jumped up and down in joy.
MINI INTERVIEW!
Minerva: Ok, hey people. Author here! I think this is a perfect time to have a small interview with some of the characters while Goku takes Gohan, Goten and Chibi Trunks's to McDonalds. Here we have Vegeta who has recovered slightly from Goku's verbal bashing.
Welcome Vegeta!
Vegeta: Hmph...
Minerva: Ok then...why don't you tell me about why you want Chichi to have you children?
Vegeta: Right...let me ask you some. Who defeated cell?
Minerva: Gohan
Vegeta: And who out of Goten and Trunks became a Super saiyan first?
Minerva: Uhh...Goten, but who bet him in the junior division of the tournament?
Vegeta: Trunks...but I know his sort! WEAK! Emotionally weak! He deserves to be a servant, I know his future! In fact his future is being my servant as we speak. He's making a chocolate cake for dessert tonight!
Minerva: Alright then...
Vegeta: ...
Minerva: So is that all? What about Chichi as a person, not as a child bearing machine.
Vegeta: She's beautiful, and dominating, she has a raw untamed power. And she's not a loud mouth with green/blue hair, thank god for that or I'll -
BUUZZZ
Minerva: Ohhh...it's the guest speaker buzz. Now who would you like it to be?
Vegeta: *squealing* Chichi!
Minerva: Why don't we open the door, *opens door* why, *sarcastically* how handy, Chichi!
Chichi: Hello Nasty, hello...demon *narrows eyes*
Vegeta: Why yes Chichi, I am a demon in bed *winks*
Minerva: Interesting...so Chichi, how do you feel about all this?
Chichi: I feel disgusted, and filthy to be in the presence of HIM
Vegeta: Oh come on Chichi, Goku's not here. You don't need to put on the tough girl facade.
Chichi: What facade?
Vegeta: Of hating me, I'll treat you like a princess.
Chichi: *grits teeth* I am a princess
Vegeta: *gasp* What did Goku do to your royalty? He stripped it didn't he?! Just like your innocence? I know that Gohan was conceived at stripping of your delicate innocence! if only it was me, but I was busy blowing up planets.
Chichi: *holds a potato masher and bird pellet gun* How do you know?! Even Goku didn't know about Gohan being conceived like that. You're asking for your face to be mashed aren't you?! *yells* AREN'T YOU?!
Minerva: Ok...some new leads coming in, isn't there? Why don't we get back to the story?
*2 hours later*
Finally Goku manages to drag Gohan, Goten and Chibi Trunks to McDonalds where he is surprised to find Chichi waiting, fuming over something.
Goku walks over to the table with Goten and Trunks each holding one of his hands and Gohan getting piggybacked by Goku.
"Hi Chichi, I didn't know you're here" said Goku, cocking his head revealing Gohan's face.
"I had an evil encounter so I decided that in order to wash it out of my head I'll enjoy gorging myself in fat" stated Chichi flatly "Gohan, get off your father's back...it's not normal"
Gohan jumped off mumbling, glaring at the signs advertising the happy meal toys.
"Guess what mom?" chirped Goten
"What?" asked Chichi who ruffled his hair
"We ran into Videl, and then Gohan spewed up on the ground cos he was still on Daddy's back and Videl looked at him funny" Goten informed importantly folding his arms
" - and then" Trunks continued "Videl walked over and asked why he spewed up, cos Videl thought it was because she was ugly with short hair and he said something about being kids again, but Videl thought he wanted to have kids -"
Goten opened his mouth to say more " - so then her eyes widened and she said that their kids would be the ugliest things on the planet because of him. So then Gohan spewed up even more. And there was CORN in it. That was funny because Gohan said he didn't have corn."
Gohan laughed sheepishly "heh-heh...kids?!, lets-order!"
But before Gohan had even turned around, Goku was ordering "Uhh...can I have 2 happy meals, 4 Big Mac's, two McChicken combo's, 40 apple pies, 9 quarter pounders with cheese, 34 large fries - with sauce, and uhh...98 chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce"
"Would like fries with that?"
Chichi murmured "Please say no, please say no"
Goku thought "Uhhh...yeah please"
"A medium or large?"
"small please"
"Ok Sir that comes to $354.96, have a good day"
"Thanks, some help please?" Goku asked as Gohan, Chichi, Goten and Trunks each carried two laden trays.
"Oh yummy! Thanks Daddy!" as Goten reached for a happy meal.
"I thought we were ordering for ourselves?" asked Goku confused.
"GOKU!" Chichi wailed as Goten dropped the happy meal and looked sad.
"Why do you have two happy meals?" said Gohan as he glared at them while Goku was riffling through them.
"Here you go son" Goku said as he chucked two miniscule figures to Gohan who started screaming in joy silently.
"Ok what do you want kids?" Chichi asked opening her handbag
"Me and trunks want a Happy Meal!" said Goten enthusiastically while Trunks nodded his head so fast that it was nothing but a purple blur.
"Calm down Trunks" Chichi said while she placed a hand on his head to stop it. "Gohan?"
"Can I have a Happy meal?"
"No"
"Damn, but I have to collect all 9 action figures!"
" Again I say No, and instead of damn say darn"
Gohan sighed heavily
"Ok mother...darn"
"Gohan what do you want now?"
"Umm...I'll have a stupid fillet o' fish combo and a cheese burger"
"Good"
Chichi scurried off to order while Goten and Trunks looked at Goku wistfully as he ate through his 5th Quarter pounder.
Gohan sat inspecting his Happy meal toys and squealed in delight when he opened the packages.
"I have the one with Videl and her helicopter! and one of Mr Satan...defeating cell? HEY I did that!?" cried Gohan as he started smashing cell. "Look I did it again! Hahahaha...HA HA HA! DIE DIE! HA HA"
Goten and Trunks looked worried while Goku paused in his eating and yelled at Chichi.
"heyeshgohnajdkauphysicofmnekdk!" he mumbled loudly
"What?!" Chichi yelled as she came pack with the food.
Goku swallowed "I think we need to send Gohan to the 'head doctor'" he said, pointing to his temple.
"Again? Oh well, maybe it'll pay off in the end" Chichi said, looking at a burger "Hey did you know that Krillen's working here?"
"Really!?" said Goku and Gohan in unison
"Yeah, he's making the burgers. He made a special one for us, does anybody want it?" Chichi asked holding up the roughly wrapped 'special burger'
Everybody widened their eyes as they moved away from the special burger.
"Ok, then Dig in!" Chichi shrugged her shoulders and slid the tray towards Goten, Trunks and Gohan.
Goten and Trunks dramatically dove towards the happy meals while Gohan sluggishly reached for his combo while peering evilly at Goten and mouthing to Goten 'If you don't give me the toy I'll sit on you while you sleep and suffocate you'
Goten started shivering and wore a scared expression.
Goku cocked his eyebrow "You ok son?"
"Yes-s , dadd-d-y" Goten stuttered. Chichi looked at him suspiciously but was then distracted by a movement in the bushes outside of the window where they were sitting by.
"Goku?" Chichi put down her half eaten Quarter Pounder
"Mmm?"
"Did you see something moving outside the window? Say a midget with big hair?" Chichi asked while glaring out of the window into the bushes.
"Vegeta?"
"Uh huh"
"Yep, I saw him"
"Daddy's here!? Nooo...!" Chibi Trunks then quickly slid out of his chair and under the table. A small hand then reached back over the table to grab his happy meal with the assistance of Goten who was still shaking, every time Gohan glared at him. Trunks then raised his head over the table and looked at Chichi with sad eyes.
"Son Chichi, can I hug your legs so dad can't get me unless he gets you?" he asked quietly
"Oh Trunks! Sure! You're so cute!" Chichi beamed and then turned to Goten and Gohan "Why can't you two be as cute as Trunks?" she said in a threatening way.
A tap from the window now gathered the attention of the Son family.
"Honey?" Goku said timidly, while looking worried
"I don't like that tone of voice Goku..." Chichi looked as worried as Goku as she put her head into her hands.
"Vegeta's at the window!" screamed Goten as Gohan started doing obscene gestures to Vegeta who stood giving google eyes to Chichi.
Vegeta thumped on the windowpane
*thump...thump...thump...thump...thump-thump-thump- thumpthumpthumpthumpthump...*
"The nerve of that man! Can he not use the door?" Goku muttered as he popped some more fries into his mouth.
Chichi cringed inwardly as she hid her face, refusing to even look at the window. Gohan remained making faces and other insulting gestures, while Goten just stared open mouthed at the window. Trunks clung to Chichi's leg clamping his eyes together as Goku kept eating, never peeling his eyes from the window.
Will Vegeta eventually break through the McDonalds window? Or think about the door. What will he do to attract Chichi's unwavering love from Goku onto him. Can Gohan be saved from his immature tendencies? And why is Krillen working at McDonalds?
Vegeta after knowing how strong his son is likely to be in the future is unsatisfied. In order to have a strong offspring such as Gohan he must woo Chichi into bearing his child. Of course with the help of Mirai Trunks who now is basically just Vegeta's royal servant.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I'm a new author so beware - this stuff is mostly likely BAD! Anyway on with the real disclaimer. I don't own DB/Z/GT. If I did I wouldn't be writing stories. I would be basking in my glory and money but unfortuately that's not true. AND...all the characters belong to Funimation, or Toonami. I don't know. Enjoy.
"Goku! I'm home darling! Come here so I can hug your handsome body" Chichi called as the house started shaking while Goku bounded through the house. He stood in front of Chichi and lifted her up, hugged her then placed her on the couch.
"Uhh Chichi?" Goku tentatively said
"Mmm?"
"Mirai Trunks is here again" Goku shrugged his shoulders and smiled
"Oh dear god why?" Chichi asked groaning, hiding her face with her arms. "Not today...I don't need it"
"Come on honey" Goku sighed as he extended his strong arm for Chichi who clung onto it hesitantly while Goku practically dragged her to the kitchen where Trunks clad in a heart costume started waving his arms weakly and doing a half hearted dance.
"Sorry Son Chichi, my father ordered me to do this" Trunks cleared his throat preparing for song.
Oh Chichi Son
How could a woman like you,
bear a warrior so true
So dump Kakarott
and I'll drown my other lot
then we'll make heaps of babies
that are devoid from rabies
and who are stronger then Goku's son
that way we'll have heaps of fun
blowing up the woooorrrllld...
and the sun
Trunks then collapsed on the floor cowering from the sheer shame. Chichi and Goku both stared at Trunks whose lavender hair contrasted greatly with the dark red of the heart costume and face. Goku sniggered at Trunks, while he started writhing on the ground.
Goku laughed "I didn't know Gohan and Goten have rabies?"
"it's no joke Goku," Chichi glared at Trunks who still lay on the floor "That deranged father of yours will not have his way! One more escapade like this and I'll be pickling both you and your demon father's eyes which I would have clawed out of their sockets with my bare fingers!"
Trunks then gathered himself up and lowered his eyes "Does that mean you'll have my fathers children?"
"HELL NO!" screamed Chichi as she picked Trunks up and thew him out of her kitchen window.
"Vegeta's a bit obsessive isn't he, Chichi?" Goku asked softly as he backed away from Chichi who stood fuming cradling a potato masher.
"Yes he is...I think that one day I'll be paying him a visit instead of him sending Trunks over to woo me with stupid poems, songs and mime performances" Chichi stared blankly at the wall, her eyes narrowed.
Goku burst out laughing, clutching his sides remembering the mime performance, "Oh yeah...wasn't it called 'The conception of Vegeta the third' Trunks did a good job of being you and Vegeta at the same time"
"Shut up Goku, all Vegeta wants is power. Pure power from his...his SPAWN!" spat ChiChi who had a hand on her forehead. "I think I'll go to bed now Goku"
Chichi started slowly walking off to her bedroom leaving Goku standing looking forlorn.
"But Chichi, you haven't made dinner yet!" whined Goku, his stomach suddenly letting out a roar.
"Stuff making dinner," Chichi yelled "Go over to Bulma's house, save Gohan, Goten and even chibi Trunks, CHIBI Trunks NOT MIRAI Trunks and then you can take them to Mcdonalds"
"Great! Thanks Chichi!" Goku quickly left the house and started flying to Bulma's muttering on the way "Save little Trunks, not mind controlled big Trunks...Chibi...chibi...chibi.."
He landed shortly at Capsule Corporation, his stomach feeling as it would explode if he didn't get to McDonalds within 4 minutes.
He knocked on the door and waited, when the door opened he didn't see anything.
"Hello?" he called out
"Kakarot!" growled a voice
Goku looked down to where the voice was coming from and saw Vegeta smirking.
"So Kakarot, has my dearest Chichi decided to succumb to my hypnotic song and dance and dumped you?" spoke Vegeta glaring at Goku who had risen one eyebrow
"It was supposed to be hypnotic?" asked Goku staring down at Vegeta
"Yes, it was unless my useless future weak son didn't do it properly!" Vegeta had turned towards Mirai Trunks who was trying to cross the large corridor unnoticed. "YOU!"
Trunks froze
"Y-yes...f-father?" Trunks asked meekly
"Did the beautiful-machine-capable-of-bearing-strong-offspring accept? Slave?" asked Vegeta aggressively
"N-no...f-father"
"THEN YOU DIDN'T SING PROPERLY!" Vegeta screamed before ploughing Mirai Trunks to the ground.
After a minute of Vegeta heavily breathing, and Goku staring at the tip of his hair in the doorway, Trunks skunked off after regaining consciousness.
"Sooo...Vegeta, what kind of hair spray do you use?" Goku asked
"I use Pantene, extra volume it really - WHAT THE HELL?" Vegeta yelled
"..."
"Why'd you want to know that?" scowled Vegeta "Ahhh...I know, your wife may have been admiring my hair, and she asked you to ask didn't she? DIDN'T SHE?!"
"My wife couldn't care less about you Vegeta, in fact she hates your guts" informed Goku.
"Well, I happen to like them and I like your wife's as well, Goku or no Goku. She will be mine!"
"No she won't"
"Yes she will"
"No"
"Yes"
"NO"
"Yesss..."
"Stop it Vegeta or I'll swear at you" threatened Goku
"Oh really Kakarot? What are you going to do? Say 'DAMN' instead of 'DARN' Haha." Laughed Vegeta sneering at Goku who had suddenly turned red.
"Why you little &^%* I'm gonna screw your tight ass onto a &*^% $^%^% and theN stuff youR (&*%$ and then smear your %^&* on my #$#@ WINDOW and then stick your !@#$# ass onto my wife's %^$#(*^ car boot and..." At this point Goku turns super saiyan. "THEN I'LL SHOVE YOUR %^^* ...hey where's Gohan, Goten and little Trunks?" Goku finished, returning to his normal self.
Vegeta reappeared from around the corner looking terrified. Then suddenly a sound like a bomb being muffled underneath a mattress filled Capsule Corps.'s entrance way.
"Oh, sorry that was my stomach" Goku said sheepishly as he heard Mirai Trunks yelling in the house about Vegeta exploding again.
Goku pushed past Vegeta who stood rigidly and strode through the house going through each room.
"Hi Bulma!" he greeted
"Oh Hey Goku! Don't mind Vegeta, he's just a bit obsessive about something these days, sorry he had to explode in front of you" Bulma chirped
"No prob, do you think I can take chibi Trunks out?" asked Goku looking around the huge living room.
Bulma smiled "Oh? Sure, would you like Mirai Trunks to go as well?"
"Uh, no Chichi wouldn't like that" stated Goku flatly
"Ok then, Vegeta wouldn't like it as well, it'll interrupt him making his chocolate cake" Bulma said waving here hand as if it was no big deal "Ok see you later Goku"
"Bye!" Goku said as he watched Bulma walking away.
"Gohan!" Goku called as he saw his eldest son staring at the 9 foot television watching Jackie Chan, the animated series.
"Gohan?" Goku went to pick up his teenage son but found he couldn't lift him due to Gohan gripping the carpet with his hands
"Shhh...Dad!" hissed Gohan "Jackie's gonna whoop someone's ass"
"Mcdonalds..." Goku said in a sing song voice
"Mcdonalds?" Gohan asked hopefully
"Uh huh..." Goku smiled
"Yeah!!! I love Mcdonalds! I want a Happy Meal!" Gohan said excitedly as he jumped up,
Gohan skipped along with Goku as they went in search for Goten and Chibi Trunks.
"Gohan, how old are you?"
"18"
"And you want a happy meal?"
"..."
"hmmm..."
"but they have Mr Satan action figures! And one of Videl too!"
"..."
"Please?"
"No, Gohan, no"
Gohan mumbled something under his breath before they met Mirai Trunks in the kitchen. He wore a frilly apron and looked thoroughly peeved off while he opened a cake mix.
"Hey Trunks, have you seen Trunks and Goten?"
Trunks cowered before realising it was Goku who had spoken to him.
"No...sorry, sir"
"Don't call me sir, Trunks" said Goku lifting an eyebrow
"Ok...sir"
Goku, shaking his head quickly pushed Gohan out of the vicinity of Trunks and into the backyard where he found Goten hanging upside down on a tree branch clasping a Barbie and a Ken while chibi Trunks stood underneath awaiting them.
"DIE DIE DIE!!" screamed Goten shrilly as he threw them onto the ground. "Servant! Go clean up the bodies!"
"Yes sir" muttered Chibi Trunks reattaching the Barbies head onto Ken's body while doing vice versa for the other figure.
"Goten! I don't want you to do that to Trunks!" yelled Goku who stared disbelievingly at the scene.
"Why not? Uncle Vegeta does it too!" wailed Goten as he scrambled down the tree
"Well you ought to be ashamed of yourself, don't call him Uncle!" Goku said, emphasising the last word "Little Trunks, are you ok?"
"Yes sir, I like playing these kind of games" Trunks looked up at Goku with a happy expression
"No you don't" Goku said sternly
"Yes he does" smiled Goten while Gohan just looked down at the dolls strangely.
"Yeah I do" Trunks smiled innocently
"YOU DO NOT!" Goku yelled as the rumbling of his stomach emphasised his point
"No he doesn't" Goten quickly said
"No I don't, does that mean I can be the evil killer thing then?" asked Trunks hopefully while Gohan was now sitting on the grass playing the dolls.
"No!" said Goku
"Ok" Trunks then suddenly clutched Goku's hand "I like you, you freed me"
"Aww...that's so - what?! GOHAN!"
Gohan's eyes opened wide as he let the two dolls fall to the ground.
"What were you doing?!" exclaimed Goku as he squeezed Trunks's hand tightly
"I..uh...was reliving the childhood I didn't have cos I had to FIGHT and KILL" spat Gohan bitterly
"He was making them kiss and he took off their clothes" said Goten looking disgusted
"Shh...no I wasn't" hissed Gohan as he whacked Goten around the ears.
Goku gripped Trunk's hand even harder now, judging from Goku's rising anger at the delay from McDonalds and Gohan, and also Chibi Trunks's contorted face.
Goku started lecturing Goten and Trunks's "Gohan is the perfect example of what killing and fighting can do to you at that age. You both are lucky. Congratulations. Wanna go to McD's?"
Trunks's nodded gritting his teeth in pain and Goten jumped up and down in joy.
MINI INTERVIEW!
Minerva: Ok, hey people. Author here! I think this is a perfect time to have a small interview with some of the characters while Goku takes Gohan, Goten and Chibi Trunks's to McDonalds. Here we have Vegeta who has recovered slightly from Goku's verbal bashing.
Welcome Vegeta!
Vegeta: Hmph...
Minerva: Ok then...why don't you tell me about why you want Chichi to have you children?
Vegeta: Right...let me ask you some. Who defeated cell?
Minerva: Gohan
Vegeta: And who out of Goten and Trunks became a Super saiyan first?
Minerva: Uhh...Goten, but who bet him in the junior division of the tournament?
Vegeta: Trunks...but I know his sort! WEAK! Emotionally weak! He deserves to be a servant, I know his future! In fact his future is being my servant as we speak. He's making a chocolate cake for dessert tonight!
Minerva: Alright then...
Vegeta: ...
Minerva: So is that all? What about Chichi as a person, not as a child bearing machine.
Vegeta: She's beautiful, and dominating, she has a raw untamed power. And she's not a loud mouth with green/blue hair, thank god for that or I'll -
BUUZZZ
Minerva: Ohhh...it's the guest speaker buzz. Now who would you like it to be?
Vegeta: *squealing* Chichi!
Minerva: Why don't we open the door, *opens door* why, *sarcastically* how handy, Chichi!
Chichi: Hello Nasty, hello...demon *narrows eyes*
Vegeta: Why yes Chichi, I am a demon in bed *winks*
Minerva: Interesting...so Chichi, how do you feel about all this?
Chichi: I feel disgusted, and filthy to be in the presence of HIM
Vegeta: Oh come on Chichi, Goku's not here. You don't need to put on the tough girl facade.
Chichi: What facade?
Vegeta: Of hating me, I'll treat you like a princess.
Chichi: *grits teeth* I am a princess
Vegeta: *gasp* What did Goku do to your royalty? He stripped it didn't he?! Just like your innocence? I know that Gohan was conceived at stripping of your delicate innocence! if only it was me, but I was busy blowing up planets.
Chichi: *holds a potato masher and bird pellet gun* How do you know?! Even Goku didn't know about Gohan being conceived like that. You're asking for your face to be mashed aren't you?! *yells* AREN'T YOU?!
Minerva: Ok...some new leads coming in, isn't there? Why don't we get back to the story?
*2 hours later*
Finally Goku manages to drag Gohan, Goten and Chibi Trunks to McDonalds where he is surprised to find Chichi waiting, fuming over something.
Goku walks over to the table with Goten and Trunks each holding one of his hands and Gohan getting piggybacked by Goku.
"Hi Chichi, I didn't know you're here" said Goku, cocking his head revealing Gohan's face.
"I had an evil encounter so I decided that in order to wash it out of my head I'll enjoy gorging myself in fat" stated Chichi flatly "Gohan, get off your father's back...it's not normal"
Gohan jumped off mumbling, glaring at the signs advertising the happy meal toys.
"Guess what mom?" chirped Goten
"What?" asked Chichi who ruffled his hair
"We ran into Videl, and then Gohan spewed up on the ground cos he was still on Daddy's back and Videl looked at him funny" Goten informed importantly folding his arms
" - and then" Trunks continued "Videl walked over and asked why he spewed up, cos Videl thought it was because she was ugly with short hair and he said something about being kids again, but Videl thought he wanted to have kids -"
Goten opened his mouth to say more " - so then her eyes widened and she said that their kids would be the ugliest things on the planet because of him. So then Gohan spewed up even more. And there was CORN in it. That was funny because Gohan said he didn't have corn."
Gohan laughed sheepishly "heh-heh...kids?!, lets-order!"
But before Gohan had even turned around, Goku was ordering "Uhh...can I have 2 happy meals, 4 Big Mac's, two McChicken combo's, 40 apple pies, 9 quarter pounders with cheese, 34 large fries - with sauce, and uhh...98 chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce"
"Would like fries with that?"
Chichi murmured "Please say no, please say no"
Goku thought "Uhhh...yeah please"
"A medium or large?"
"small please"
"Ok Sir that comes to $354.96, have a good day"
"Thanks, some help please?" Goku asked as Gohan, Chichi, Goten and Trunks each carried two laden trays.
"Oh yummy! Thanks Daddy!" as Goten reached for a happy meal.
"I thought we were ordering for ourselves?" asked Goku confused.
"GOKU!" Chichi wailed as Goten dropped the happy meal and looked sad.
"Why do you have two happy meals?" said Gohan as he glared at them while Goku was riffling through them.
"Here you go son" Goku said as he chucked two miniscule figures to Gohan who started screaming in joy silently.
"Ok what do you want kids?" Chichi asked opening her handbag
"Me and trunks want a Happy Meal!" said Goten enthusiastically while Trunks nodded his head so fast that it was nothing but a purple blur.
"Calm down Trunks" Chichi said while she placed a hand on his head to stop it. "Gohan?"
"Can I have a Happy meal?"
"No"
"Damn, but I have to collect all 9 action figures!"
" Again I say No, and instead of damn say darn"
Gohan sighed heavily
"Ok mother...darn"
"Gohan what do you want now?"
"Umm...I'll have a stupid fillet o' fish combo and a cheese burger"
"Good"
Chichi scurried off to order while Goten and Trunks looked at Goku wistfully as he ate through his 5th Quarter pounder.
Gohan sat inspecting his Happy meal toys and squealed in delight when he opened the packages.
"I have the one with Videl and her helicopter! and one of Mr Satan...defeating cell? HEY I did that!?" cried Gohan as he started smashing cell. "Look I did it again! Hahahaha...HA HA HA! DIE DIE! HA HA"
Goten and Trunks looked worried while Goku paused in his eating and yelled at Chichi.
"heyeshgohnajdkauphysicofmnekdk!" he mumbled loudly
"What?!" Chichi yelled as she came pack with the food.
Goku swallowed "I think we need to send Gohan to the 'head doctor'" he said, pointing to his temple.
"Again? Oh well, maybe it'll pay off in the end" Chichi said, looking at a burger "Hey did you know that Krillen's working here?"
"Really!?" said Goku and Gohan in unison
"Yeah, he's making the burgers. He made a special one for us, does anybody want it?" Chichi asked holding up the roughly wrapped 'special burger'
Everybody widened their eyes as they moved away from the special burger.
"Ok, then Dig in!" Chichi shrugged her shoulders and slid the tray towards Goten, Trunks and Gohan.
Goten and Trunks dramatically dove towards the happy meals while Gohan sluggishly reached for his combo while peering evilly at Goten and mouthing to Goten 'If you don't give me the toy I'll sit on you while you sleep and suffocate you'
Goten started shivering and wore a scared expression.
Goku cocked his eyebrow "You ok son?"
"Yes-s , dadd-d-y" Goten stuttered. Chichi looked at him suspiciously but was then distracted by a movement in the bushes outside of the window where they were sitting by.
"Goku?" Chichi put down her half eaten Quarter Pounder
"Mmm?"
"Did you see something moving outside the window? Say a midget with big hair?" Chichi asked while glaring out of the window into the bushes.
"Vegeta?"
"Uh huh"
"Yep, I saw him"
"Daddy's here!? Nooo...!" Chibi Trunks then quickly slid out of his chair and under the table. A small hand then reached back over the table to grab his happy meal with the assistance of Goten who was still shaking, every time Gohan glared at him. Trunks then raised his head over the table and looked at Chichi with sad eyes.
"Son Chichi, can I hug your legs so dad can't get me unless he gets you?" he asked quietly
"Oh Trunks! Sure! You're so cute!" Chichi beamed and then turned to Goten and Gohan "Why can't you two be as cute as Trunks?" she said in a threatening way.
A tap from the window now gathered the attention of the Son family.
"Honey?" Goku said timidly, while looking worried
"I don't like that tone of voice Goku..." Chichi looked as worried as Goku as she put her head into her hands.
"Vegeta's at the window!" screamed Goten as Gohan started doing obscene gestures to Vegeta who stood giving google eyes to Chichi.
Vegeta thumped on the windowpane
*thump...thump...thump...thump...thump-thump-thump- thumpthumpthumpthumpthump...*
"The nerve of that man! Can he not use the door?" Goku muttered as he popped some more fries into his mouth.
Chichi cringed inwardly as she hid her face, refusing to even look at the window. Gohan remained making faces and other insulting gestures, while Goten just stared open mouthed at the window. Trunks clung to Chichi's leg clamping his eyes together as Goku kept eating, never peeling his eyes from the window.
Will Vegeta eventually break through the McDonalds window? Or think about the door. What will he do to attract Chichi's unwavering love from Goku onto him. Can Gohan be saved from his immature tendencies? And why is Krillen working at McDonalds?
