OMFG I AM SO SORRY. So many things happened and just…. I couldn't handle it all, and it was just one thing after another. But I'm back and ready to roll like a donut. This is up and I'm working on the next chapter to Skai University. Again; I'm so sorry.


Everything had been fine; he crawled out of my makeshift bed, ate some kind of revolting human food, and then decided to wash the grime off his ass in the ablution trap that was connected with his respiteblock. Maybe it was the grub; it had to be the disgusting filth that those ignorant asswipes forced his nutrition sack to digest.

He clutched his aching abdomen as the pain washed through his small frail body once more leaving a dull ache in his thinkpan. He bit down harshly on his lower lip, his rounded excuse for teeth not able to pierce the gray skin but muffling the pathetic whimpers that escaped his chitinous windhole.

He couldn't move his body, every attempt resulted in the same feeling racking over his entire body, and the mutant blooded troll was lying curled up in a pathetic ball of pain in his own respiteblock hoping that no one come in. If there was one thing that was clear to him through the pain it was that he didn't want any of those fuckers to see him like this. He couldn't even summon the strength to speak as warmth spread through him, wrapping around him like a blanket.

Another wave rolls over his body, it's hot and it hurts, and he shoves his face into the human mattress as he let out the most annoying and pathetic sound he'd ever heard come from his own body.


"Is something the matter?" Purple eyes flashed up and stared blankly at the jade blooded troll for a few moments before blinking in recognition, a lazy grin spreading over the larger troll before he responded to the rainbow drinker.

"Nah, I'm all up and fine, just motherfucking getting my think on" his voice came out slightly rough, but was lazy and drawn out.

"That's good to hear, have you by any chance spoken to Karkat? He's been in his respite block ever since he went to take a shower, I and Rose are growing rather worried about his absence" Kanaya asked politely, smiling back slightly at her dangerous but calm high blooded friend.

Gamzee blinked some more, trying to recollect his memories from the morning and sort them together searching for any incident with Karkat. The only encounter he could remember with his best motherfucking friend was when he all up and got his munch on with the human pancakes that the one human… the blue one... the win- john! Yeah that was his motherfucking name, John had made this morning. He wasn't really that good at getting his remembering on about certain things but he could if you tried hard enough.

"Sorry sister the only motherfucking thing I can remember is him getting his munch on with the uh... pancakes" Gamzee told her honestly. Kanaya furrowed her brows in a mixture of worry and frustration as she thought over the possibilities of why Karkat would not be back. Gamzee took note to her frustration and smiled up at her again.

"It's alright bitchtits, he's probably just getting his snooze on, and he hasn't caught any z's for a while" Gamzee said to calm her, it seemed to do the trick as she nodded in somewhat of agreement.

"You're right, he does have bad sleeping tendencies, I should not worry so, thank you Gamzee" she thanked the larger troll who honked in return before leaving to find her matesprite, though the thought of Karkat still bothering her.

Gamzee sat back against his horns as he had been doing previously once the rainbow drinker had left, getting back to his thoughts. But the jade blooded sister had gotten Karbro all up and filling your thinkpan now.

Maybe he was snoozing but what if he got hurt? He was all up and extra grumpy this morning. Maybe he should go and check on his brother, he was his moirail, he should help his palebro out.

The purple blooded troll stood from his horn pile, honking inevitably happening made a nearby Dave jump and curse loudly, Gamzee smiled brighter and walked towards the looping hallways, slightly proud of himself and feeling a bit happier from the incident.

The halls were a mess of crazy; it was hard to find your way through them even after living in them for months now. Gamzee had an exceptionally hard time walking through them but he would eventually find his way.

Upon nearing the cancer's a room a rather strong smell hit him, it wasn't normal, and it filled the elder ones already spoor induced head. Gamzee shook his head and knocked loudly on his moirails respite block door.

"Karbro?" he questioned loudly, giving a couple more knocks after not hearing anything from his best friend "You catching some Z's?"

Gamzee presses his pointed ears against the metal door, listening in closely for any sort of noise. He heard some small whimpers and a curse, proof that his red blooded motherfucker on the other side of the door.

"G-get the f-fuck away!" came a shouted and pathetic command, Gamzee frowned and continued to listen to the small noises coming from inside Karkat's respiteblock.

"Karbro you don't sound so good, I'm going to come in-" the purple bro responded back, reaching for the handle to the room.

"DON'T" Came a loud and panicked yelp, Gamzee froze in confusion, his best friend was obviously in pain, but he didn't want him to all up and help him? "I-It's so hot…"

Hot? Gamzee pondered over this, Karbro must be having one of those human sick feels, a fever. Scratching the back of his head, this was rather hard due to the enormous mop of hair on his head standing up every which way.

Despite the command to stay out of his best friend's respiteblock, Gamzee was extremely worried for the smaller troll. Sure he'd yelled and told him to go away before but he sounded so… different, this time. Gamzee grabbed the handle and turned it, pushing the door open but stiffening up right after.

A warm sensation washed over him as the smell he had a whiff of earlier came crashing into him, stronger and fuller than it was before. Gamzee didn't know what it was but it smelt fucking miraculous, he didn't even remember Karkat was in the room until the smaller had spoken up at the high bloods arrival.

"I told you to fucking stay away you u-useless piece of shit!" the red blooded troll hissed loudly, quickly catching Gamzee's glazed over attention.

Karkat was lying on his bed; he was curled and pressed against the mattress, not even able to lift his head he glared at Gamzee with his face against the mattress. Though his position could be normal Gamzee was more interested in his reactions. The red blooded trolls face was flushed, his eyes glaring at him half lidded and he was shivering, no, quaking against the bed.

The door creaked loudly as it closed behind Gamzee, who didn't even realize that he had stepped inside. Gamzee opened his mouth to say something but his voice was gone, his throat dry. His eyebrows furrowed and he shook his head trying to clear the hazy grasp that the scent had over it.

"What the fuck are you doing, just, just fucking LEAVE" Karkat barked, wincing and clutching tighter to himself. Another wave if the exotic smell rolled over Gamzee and the tall troll let out a shaky breath as his eyes locked on Karkat. Karkat shook and attempted at holding his glare.

Gamzee swallowed around the lump in his throat and walked forward unconsciously to the stiff and shivering troll, Karkat narrowed his eyes at the spoor induced high blood, growling lowly and pathetically. Gamzee, unbeknownst to the warning, crawled on the bed next to his moirail, pressing himself against the smaller.

Karkat froze, every muscle in his body tensing at the presence of the other troll, the purple bloods aura overpowering his, he was caving in. Moans shook from his form, moans from small barely touches as the high blood pressed his face into the crook of his neck and inhaled deeply. Gamzee was on top of him and he could do nothing, he was weak and Gamzee felt so cool, so cool against the fire burning under his skin. Though he gritted his teeth, fighting back unsightly red tinted tears, his body unwillingly pressed itself back against the high blood, enjoying the relief.

Gamzee purred, inhaling more of the sweet fruity aroma, nuzzling against Karkat's neck and somewhat enjoying the latter's reaction. Karkat was shaking, his face pressed into his pillow muffling any noise's his body let out, his thighs quaking and back side bucking against Gamzee clothed bonebulge.

A purple tongue sneaked out between black lips and ran across the heated exposed grey skin of Karkat's neck, making the younger cry out in a choked sob.

"P-please" Gamzee stiffened at the sound, pulling back and somewhat turning Karkat over.

Bright tinted tears leaked down his face as he stared half openly up at the larger troll, clinging to the front of Gamzee shirt like a wriggler. Gamzee's eyes were wide with shock he thinkpan going over what had just occurred, what he was going to do, what he wanted to do to his best friend. He frowned and pulled the sobbing troll against his chest, something he thought would never happen; miracle always pop up he supposed.

"Shhhh, best friend I'm sorry" he shushed the younger, running his hand through the messy black locks and hugging him tightly "You just smell to mother fucking miraculous, like a new faygo or some shit…I didn't meant to all up and make you cry…Shhhh" Gamzee explained as best as he could, continuing with his petting and comforting.

Karkat whimpered and muttered something along the lines of 'fuck you', but pressed up into and accepted the comfort. Gamzee grinned lazily, trying his best to ignore the delicious scent the other was emitting.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PAIL THE MUTANT BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER. CLAIM HIM.

Pail his best friend? Sure he smelled good but he didn't think Karkat would want that, he got his cry on just by him smelling him, that and he best friend wasn't feeling well. At the thought of that Karkat whined rather loudly as Gamzee has ceased in his papping and petting.

"What's wrong, motherfucker?" Gamzee managed out, looking at the young troll with concerned fill eyes.

"H-hot" Karkat began "It's so hot…"

Hot? Did he need something to drink? It felt fine to him; maybe they needed a whirling device to help his Karbro get his chill on.

"Hold on I'll all up and go get something to help" Gamzee grinned, releasing his friend and going to move when-

"NO" Karkat grabbed at Gamzee's wrists tugging with small force as to try and keep the taller troll with next to him. Gamzee let out a honk in surprise and blinked at the red blooded motherfucker in confusion. Karkat panted and fell limply on Gamzee, his head resting on his stomach and arm.

"D-don't leave me…" Karkat begged, another miracle, to his moirail clinging to him like a wriggler to his lusus. Gamzee reluctantly stayed and continued to comfort his moirail as best as he could, papping and shushing his cries until Karkat had calmed down slightly; he still smelt like all his favorite things combined into one small grumpy motherfucker and he was burning up.

Trolls don't get sick, well they haven't ever before, but miracle after miracle keeps happening so nothing is that much surprising anymore to the high blood. But he was still extremely worried for the one and only person whom could calm him down, and who was always there for him. In fact the only time he'd ever felt down was when he- and then it clicked inside his thinkpan.

"Karbro…are you in motherfucking heat?" Gamzee asked his eyes wide, the troll had just turned six sweeps old but surely he had been in heat before.

"W-what the fuck is that" Karkat responded fear lacing his angry tone. Gamzee's eyes nearly bulged out of his head.

Fucking miracles.