Naruto: One night in Vegas.
"Guys, where are we going anyway?" Naruto asked as Sasuke drove the RV through the barren land.
"We're going to go celebrate Sasuke's return. It's not every day you convert an old friend from the bad guys to our side." Sakura replied, not taking her eyes off of Sasuke.
"Sakura." He started, not taking his eyes off the road.
"Yeah?" She answered.
"Quit freaking staring at me. I'm trying to drive. And, don't start telling me to turn anymore. We have the GPS set up, our location marked, a gas station up ahead, and I have one last nerve." Sasuke said grimly.
"Okay. Turn here." Sakura lightly grabbed the wheel and turned it, the RV moving into a gas station. Sasuke threw his hands up in the air.
"Don't worry. She'll stop soon. Same thing happened when we went to New York city. And she was telling the pilot how to fly!" Tenten walked up from the back off the RV, trying to get a laugh out of everyone.
"Tenten! I need a hug!" Neji called. Naruto turned around, not liking what he saw.
"All ri—NEJI! BUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! AND LEAVE YOUR BOXERS ON, TOO!" She yelled, turning bright red.
"I'm going to go wake up Temari and Shikamaru. We need to change the sheets on the bed back there." Sasuke got out of the drivers seat and walked to the back of the RV.
"If there are 8 of us, why do we even have a bed back there? Why not just a lot of sleeping bags?" A voice asked Naruto. He saw a lock of black hair out of the corner of his eye, knowing it belonged to Hinata.
"Wow, Hinata. You actually asked him a question without stammering or blushing. But, to answer that, we couldn't find a good position for all 8 of them without the girls being to close to the boys they liked. Though, I would've liked snuggling up to Sasuke, feeling his muscles at night as we lay together in the nu--." Sakura was cut off by everyone running off the RV, disgusted by what they were hearing.
"Thank you so much, Sakura, Shikamaru just puked. EVERYWHERE." Sasuke said angrily.
"Come on, Hinata, this is going to be a big argument." Naruto picked up Hinata by the waist, carrying her out of the RV, and making her blush.
"Wh-Why did you carry me?" Hinata asked, turning red.
"I didn't feel like throwing you out of the RV. It was either carry you, throw you, or let you see that." Naruto jerked a thumb towards a window on the RV. Sakura was opening up Sasuke's shirt, throwing him onto the floor.
"Cousin, are they fighting or.....you know....." Neji asked Hinata.
"No idea. I really don't feel like finding out either, Neji. Naruto, can I get you anything while I'm inside getting a drink?" Hinata asked, looking at the ground.
"No thanks, Hinata. Here is five dollars. Strange how they don't call it yen. Anyway, get yourself a soda, a snack, and see if you can find a water squirter. The way Neji and Sakura are acting, we may need to train them to stay away from Tenten and Sasuke." Naruto joked, handing the money to Hinata.
"Slap." Neji said as he slapped Naruto.
"Ow, what was that for?" Naruto rubbed his head as he put the gas pump into the RV.
"First, for that joke. Second, for not realizing how much Hinata loves you. Third, for that joke. I really detest you for that joke now." Neji frowned.
"Wow. For a self proclaimed genuis, you sure are bad at counting."
"At least I graduated my first time, Cat Boy.
"Hey, first it's a fox. Second, if you want me to kick your butt like I did 8 years ago, just tell me." Naruto said, starting to form a Rasengan on his hand just as Hinata walked up
"Naruto, they had it. I got a green one for Neji, and a pink one for Sakura." Hinata gave him the water guns.
"Excellent. Naruto ran into the RV, grabbed two sodas, ran out, and whistled to Sasuke.
"Yeah, DOMINATE!" Naruto laughed. He poured the first soda, a cream soda, into the pink water gun and turned towards Neji.
"You like root beer right?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah wh—Oh. My. God. You are not squirting me with that." He turned Hinata around and himself as Naruto poured root beer into the larger green gun and then started to relieve himself in it.
"If I hear Tenten moaning and see your boner again, I am. I really detest you, too." Naruto put on the caps, gave Neji a big hug, and winked at Hinata, mouthing "I didn't pee in it."
"Oh." Hinata whispered.
"Oh, man. You guys still aren't done filling up?" Shikamaru asked as he, Tenten, and Temari walked up.
"Actually, we just finished. We're just waiting for Sasuke and Sakura to STOP MAKING OUT SO WE CAN DRIVE TO WHEREVER THE HELL WE'RE GOING!" Naruto yelled, hoping they would stop.
"All right, let's go. TO VEGAS!" Sasuke appeared in the window, fully dressed, sweaty, and with lipstick all over him. Naruto and Hinata couldn't help but giggle at the sight.
"MORE!" Sakura tackled Sasuke, throwing him to the floor and dragging him back to the bedroom.
"Shikamaru, hand me the duct tape when we get in. Neji, toss me a marker. Preferably the one you used on your fore head for that bird cage thing." Naruto asked. They did as Naruto requested, and watched as Naruto tossed in four sodas, a large bag of potato chips, a bucket, and a condom. He then started to tape up the entire door, writing DO NOT ENTER on the strips of tape.
"Where'd you get the condoms?" Tenten asked.
"Let Neji explain that one. Oh, by the way, if they are none left in your suitcase, Neji, that was probably Sakura hoarding them for this moment." Naruto threw the empty box at Neji, hitting him on the top of the head.
"I'll drive. Naruto, can you sit up there with me to make sure I'm going the correct way?" Hinata asked.
"I guess. I mean, that's why we got the GPS, but I guess I can." Naruto said, remembering what Neji said and how Hinata acted towards him years ago.
Everyone split up into their separate areas, Shikamaru and Temari sharing the only chair while reading a book, Tenten and Neji on the couch watching TV with Neji throwing nervous glances at the water gun Naruto had pointed at him, and Naruto and Hinata driving.
"So, you just pull this rope, and the water gun fires at Neji?" Hinata asked.
"Yes. Watch." Naruto turned around. "NEJI! What's wrong with your pants?! What did I say!?" Naruto pulled the string, the string pulled the trigger, the trigger made water shoot out, and made Neji scream like a girl. The shot missed and landed in Tenten's mouth.
"Yummy! Root beer! Thanks, Naruto." Tenten smiled. Naruto and Neji looked at each other, quietly, turned around, and stared ahead until they reached Las Vegas.
