A/N: Well, I mean. I shouldn't be starting a new story, but aroused Kuroko is hilariously cute. I enjoy torturing characters. This might be like three or four chapters. It'll probably be REALLY NSFW.
Chapter 1:
Kuroko was unbearably horny.
To clarify, Kuroko was unbearably horny for Kagami.
It had never been an actual problem for him, and he had never expected it to be. However, this morning he woke up late with the chubby of the century and spent his 'getting ready' time thinking of dead puppies and chicken guts to make it die down.
It was strange to say the least. He didn't usually have problems like this. He only had to rub one out specifically when he woke up from wet dreams that he almost never had and never remembered. Even if he wasn't able to take care of it, it was usually forgotten by the time he got to school.
This morning, though, the dream stuck deep and he couldn't stop thinking about it.
Despite how late he woke, he got to school early enough to not have to walk in front of a classroom full of people with a half-hard boner that just looked like it was saying, 'hey sup'.
Nevertheless, he couldn't help how pink his ears were as he sat down in his seat kitty corner to the studious young woman who always arrived before anyone else.
He tried to ignore her appalled glance as he opened his book and crossed his legs in a painful manner, hoping it would crush his dick's interest.
Kuroko began the very long mystery book he had been dying to read for weeks but found that he couldn't concentrate. He uncrossed his legs as 'Agh! ...Kuroko...' sounded in his thoughts. His hard on throbbed dramatically. It was Kagami.
Crossing his legs again, more loosely this time as his member was quickly starting to thicken to full attention in his pants, he tried to suppress the images of his dream the night before, but all he could think about was giant Kagami dick being forcefully shoved into his mouth. He was pretty sure that in the dream, he had a mouth so small that he could barely fit the head in. He remembered biting -
No. Kuroko had nothing against being gay for anyone else, but not Kagami. Their relationship was sacred. One wrong move and Kagami would never speak to him again.
He tried to keep that in mind as he forced himself to scan the words on the page, the first page, the page that he had never turned since he sat down. Forty-five minutes ago.
The five minute bell rang and slowly, students began pouring into the class room. Dread struck him and he didn't look up to see Kagami coming to sit near him. They didn't have a seating chart this term, so the red haired young man almost always came to sit directly in front of the boy.
"Hey," was all he said as he unpacked his books for their first classes.
"Mmh," Kuroko answered with a grunt. He flipped the page of his book, but he actually had no idea what was going on in it.
"What's that book?"
Oaf, don't ask what it's about, Kuroko pleaded silently as he lifted the cover so that Kagami could see.
"Oh. What's it about?"
"Like you care." It had just slipped out of his mouth. Anything to keep Kagami from suspecting anything, but the taller boy winced minutely before turning around fully to face him.
"What the hell is your problem?"
"I haven't got a problem," Kuroko answered immediately. He shifted his legs and found pleasure when his inner thighs brushed against, ahem, himself. His brow twitched and Kagami looked at him angrily.
"You wanna say that again?"
Oh, yes.
Keep with that tone of voice. It's so low, it's resonating in my -
Stop.
"I haven't got a problem."
The blue-haired boy was able to keep a straight face this time and Kagami responded with, "Well, then act like it. Cranky."
"Sorry," he conceded. He tried to think of something to say. Their relationship was never as awkward as the full minute where Kuroko just couldn't think of anything to say because all he could see when he looked at the basketball player before him was the porn star from his dreams last night.
"Your face is red. Something up?"
Kuroko folded his book closed and set it directly onto the crotch of his pants. The cover was cold, a desperate relief that diminished when it warmed with his heated skin. "Um. Class is about to start."
"Alright, class! Today in Biology, we're going to be putting together a simulation of mitosis and meiosis. Is there anyone who'd like to volunteer for me to demonstrate?"
Kagami let it go and turned around, but from the set of his jaw, Kuroko figured this wasn't over.
A/N: There it is. Pure, unadulterated sleeziness.
-Amaya
