Hi, this is my first fan fiction, so I am sorry if it's really bad & English is not my 1 language, so I'm sorry again if it's messed up.

This is taken from ep 1, season 4 (Do I Know You)

BTW. I do not own How I Met Your Mother


Barney had never been so nervous to call a girl before. Usually he would just call a chick he met on the bar to hook up with her, but this was different. This was a call to Robin. The most beautiful woman he knew existed. It was not an ordinary phone call where he asks her if she'll be at Maclaren's, but a call where he asks her out.

He was so afraid of what she might say. She would probably think he was joking like always, but this was so not a joke.

He heard the phone started ringing. "It's ringing," he said to Lily. "Beep…beep…beep".

Suddenly he became more nervous than he had ever been before. He felt like his whole body was shaking. His heart definitely pounded faster than ever, faster than it does when he bangs other chicks. His hands trembled and it felt like his whole body was soaked in sweat. What was he supposed to say?

"Hello, this is Robin. I can't answer my phone at the moment so please leave a voice mail after the beep. BEEP."

He panicked. He had no idea what to say and now it was on voicemail. "Ahmshsahsamhfm" was all that escaped his mouth before he realized he probably should end the call before it went too far. He put the phone on the table in front of them and pretended nothing awkward just happened.

"She wasn't there, I left a voicemail," he said while faking a smile. "You left a voice, but it wasn't male."


Robin was just checking updates for a Vancouver Canucks game when she realized Barney had left a voicemail. Even though she didn't really have time to listen to it, she felt she had to. She wouldn't admit it herself, but she kind of missed his handsome voice.

"Ahmshsahsamhfm" she heard him say. She had absolutely no idea what he meant about this. Was this some kind of joke? She couldn't just leave her phone here without talking to him, so she just had to call right away.

...

"Robin, great to hear from you," he said in some sort of sexy voice. "To what do I owe the pleasure?" He asked. She didn't know why she worried about him. She was at work. The most important thing in her life and she decides to take 10 minutes break just to talk to this guy.

"You called and went sahhayhahaaaahah and hung up. What do you want?" She could hear his adorable laugh over the phone. OH MY GOD! Did she just think his laugh was adorable? She tried to ignore the thought, but she wanted to hear him laugh like that again.

"How are you feeling today?" he asked in another sexy voice. She didn't know why he did it and she kind of wanted him to stop, 'cause it made her blush and she hated it. She didn't want anyone to see her face turning red while she talked to someone over the phone.

"Fine," she answered him while pretending to look through some documents on her desk.

It was silent for a second before he asked her "at what age did you first get your period?"

She almost dropped the most important document on the floor. Why did he want to know that? Maybe this was some kind of prank call after all.

"Did you just ask me about my period?" she asked in a curious voice. "No I did not."

Of course he did. He couldn't possibly think she'd believe him. He'd just wasted 10 minutes of her day by calling her to know about her period. That was not what she was hoping his reason for calling her would be.

"Look, Barney I'm at work right now." She said ready to end this stupid call. She should've never called him in the first place. She'd just wasted a lot of time.

"Um…Robin I was wondering if…nothing gotta go, bye." And he hung up.

That was not exactly how she wanted the call to end. She still felt like there was something he didn't tell her.


Hope you liked it. I'll try to make a new chapter soon.