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This is the story of a twelve-year-old boy. He is pure white, and most people think that he's a girl. He doesn't care because he strongly believes that he's the most beautiful person in the world.

Many of you would call him gay for being proud of his beauty. Seriously, you should know that he's not gay at all. The boy likes girls, and turns all of the guys down when they ask him out. No girls have ever liked him because he looks like a girl. Well, maybe some girls liked him. Pale fetish? I don't know, but people like him.

You may be wondering what this boy's name is? His name is Mark Christina Zeezia, also known as Sword. Sword was a nickname given to him by his best friend, Inuko Christabella Hoshikuzu/Blade.

Sword is a very beautiful, smart, intelligent, extremely pale, feminine boy. He feels superior when he looks at a mirror. This story starts when Sword and his friend Jimmy are in the bathroom. Sword is looking at himself in the mirror.

Sword: *Looks at mirror* Oh, look at that cutie! Wait, that's me! Ahaha!

Jimmy: You're doing it again?!

Sword: Ugh! It's not my fault that I'm beautiful!

Jimmy: Mark, stop it-

Sword: Oh my! My hair is tangled! What a MESS! *Starts combing hair*

Jimmy: You wouldn't have this problem if you just got a haircut!

Sword: *Gasp* I would NEVER do such a horrible thing to my gorgeous hair!

Kyle: Hey.

Sword: Can't you see that I'm trying to get rid of my tangles!

Kyle: *Facepalm*

Sword: OMG! I need a manicure like, now!

AFTER SCHOOL

Sword: Dad! I need a manicure!

Sword's Dad: Why? So you can see more girls?

Sword: I just need my fingernails done!

Sword's Dad: No.

Sword's Mom: Oh, he's just a boy!

Sword's Dad: Fine, but YOU'RE TAKING HIM! *hides in corner*

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Sword's Brother: LUNCH TABLE WANTS A MANICURE!

Sword: Meany pants! *Cries VERY loudly*

Sword gets sad whenever someone calls him lunch table. Sword's 15-year-old brother named Luke knew that, so he said it to make him cry.

Sword's Mom: LUKE!

Luke: *Gulp* Y-yes mommy?

Sword's Mom: You owe me $15!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Gives mom $15*

Jimmy: Huh?

Sword: Our parents make us pay money whenever we get in trouble.

Jimmy: Oh.

Luke: You know what?

Sword: What?

Luke: The story isn't really progressing right now, we're just talking and waiting for the writer to think of a story that would fit a multiple chapter story.

Sword: You have a point! Well, since the writer isn't doing much, we should progress the story ourselves! Jimmy! Do something! Anything! Well, it has to be fabulous!

Jimmy: Hmmm… THAT'S IT! *Puts on dress* I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD! Did anything progress?

Sword: I don't think so. Maybe we should go outside and see if anything happens there.

Jimmy and Luke: Okay!

OUTSIDE

Sword: Where should we go?

Luke: It shouldn't be that hard to think of a place. The writer should think of something soon.

Jimmy: Only one problem, the writer has no clue what he's doing. He's lazy, boring, and so stupid I'm not even sure he has a brain!

Sword: Well I'm out of ideas. Let's just go THAT way. *Points west*

Jimmy and Luke: Okay!

WEST

Everyone: *Falls down pit* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

When they hit the bottom, no one felt pain. Everything turned red, then blue, then yellow, then pink, then green, purple, and orange. Finally, everything turned white. The floor was white. There wasn't any walls, or a roof. If you walked forwards to find a wall, you wouldn't succeed because there's no ending. You'll never find a highest point, a farthest point, etc.

However, you can make anything appear. ANYTHING! A building, a car, a mansion, a stripper, and anything else you can think of. Read the next chapter the figure out what Sword, Jimmy, and Luke do with this power, and if they make the story progress instead of me because I'm lazy.